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veritas
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"Post up your idea of a paradise afterlife"


          

And I'll tell you why it fucking stinks and would actually be hell.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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A place you can do whatever you whatever you want
Jan 07th 2016
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Well that's just a license for anarchy
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      RE: Well that's just a license for anarchy
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           So your idea of heaven is an amorphous incomplete idea
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no war, no evil, one people, one language, one accord, and eternal life....
Jan 07th 2016
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every dead soul And your only means of transit is one Honda?
Jan 07th 2016
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      Well played. I chuckled.
Jan 07th 2016
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      but its on airbags and has white rims though
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Not limited by time or space
Jan 07th 2016
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RE: Not limited by time or space
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      lol damn
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      Michael Jackson is also not limited by time or space
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      holographic Mike? If I wanted to see a performer who looked the part but
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           No -- no one is limited by time or space
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      LMAO!..
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I have this weird recurring image of heaven.
Jan 07th 2016
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Even in paradise this guy needs intoxicants. For what? To feel better?
Jan 07th 2016
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I personally can't see hear or feel stuff, and children are alive
Jan 08th 2016
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Your heaven is Helen Keller's life? Can you taste or smell?
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The last sight of this world would be everything........then nothing.
Jan 08th 2016
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The only thing that turns ghost and rises to the sky
Jan 08th 2016
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heaven as a disemboweling. now i've heard everything.
Jan 08th 2016
heaven as a disemboweling. now i've heard everything.
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i have uncle who thought heaven was all basketball courts
Jan 08th 2016
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Hamsterline
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Thu Jan-07-16 03:43 PM

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1. "A place you can do whatever you whatever you want"
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so long as it doesn't impact anyone else negatively. If it does cause negative impact, a change is made 'magically' to direct it to something else positive.

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veritas
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4. "Well that's just a license for anarchy "
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If all your negative impacts are magically changed to positive what incentive at all does anyone have not to be a constant piece of shit?

You mean I can rape a woman all morning and her experience of it will be a nice massage and a day at the beach?

Chaos.

Not only can anybody do whatever horrible shit they want nobody even knows what happened. Like a goddam NyQuil fever dream while watching the first 48.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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Hamsterline
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6. "RE: Well that's just a license for anarchy "
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No, you don't get to rape a woman, that will change into something that is still positive to you and her. What that is, I dunno.

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veritas
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Thu Jan-07-16 04:29 PM

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9. "So your idea of heaven is an amorphous incomplete idea"
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Goddam you coulda wrote the Bible

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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Atillah Moor
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Thu Jan-07-16 03:44 PM

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2. "no war, no evil, one people, one language, one accord, and eternal life...."
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Have at it.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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veritas
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3. "every dead soul And your only means of transit is one Honda? "
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Awful.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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Atillah Moor
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5. "Well played. I chuckled. "
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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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sectachrome86
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Thu Jan-07-16 04:23 PM

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7. "but its on airbags and has white rims though"
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janey
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8. "Not limited by time or space"
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so everyone can have front row seats for Michael Jackson every night.

A wedding feast that goes on forever.

The prophesies explained.

A balcony where you can stand to gaze down into hell, shaking your finger at the condemned, saying "I told you so."

~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

|\_/|
='_'=

Every hundred years, all new people

  

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veritas
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11. "RE: Not limited by time or space"
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>so everyone can have front row seats for Michael Jackson
>every night.

Poor fuck couldn't have a childhood now you want to turn him into a dancing bear for all eternity you asshole.

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>A wedding feast that goes on forever.

Chicken Kiev fucking sucks.

>The prophesies explained.

Typical woman. Up in paradise and you still need the story explained to you.

>A balcony where you can stand to gaze down into hell, shaking
>your finger at the condemned, saying "I told you so."

What if they're doing something fun down there like I dunno assfucking?


>~ ~ ~
>All meetings end in separation
>All acquisition ends in dispersion
>All life ends in death
>- The Buddha
>
>|\_/|
>='_'=
>
>Every hundred years, all new people

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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sectachrome86
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12. "lol damn"
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janey
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14. "Michael Jackson is also not limited by time or space"
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so he has front row seats for Prince, just like the rest of us.

~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

|\_/|
='_'=

Every hundred years, all new people

  

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veritas
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15. "holographic Mike? If I wanted to see a performer who looked the part but"
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Wasn't really the performer I'd just buy tickets to an MF Doom show.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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janey
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16. "No -- no one is limited by time or space"
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which means you can be in more than one place at a time.

~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

|\_/|
='_'=

Every hundred years, all new people

  

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20. "LMAO!.."
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*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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Buddy_Gilapagos
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10. "I have this weird recurring image of heaven. "
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So I have had this dream a couple of times and it goes like this:

Heaven is a bar, and as I am sitting in there having a good time and everyone I've ever known and love stops through and says what's up and we share drinks and slap backs and laugh and have a blast. And I keep getting surprised by all the great people showing up from my past.

I think it was also the end to the series Lost and the movies Sleepers or Ocean 13.




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"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

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veritas
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13. "Even in paradise this guy needs intoxicants. For what? To feel better?"
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What kind of bullshit do you have to do to be the bartender in heaven?

Great I get to make mojitos and clean up puke for all eternity. Awesome.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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17. "I personally can't see hear or feel stuff, and children are alive"
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here after.

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veritas
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19. "Your heaven is Helen Keller's life? Can you taste or smell?"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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rorschach
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18. "The last sight of this world would be everything........then nothing."
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Not nothing meaning no place...no presence but

N O T H I N G......

as in nothing that a human mind can accurately perceive let alone create

just an infinite blank that's beyond everything.
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denny
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21. "The only thing that turns ghost and rises to the sky"
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is you lower intestines. That part that makes orgasms feel good. So the 'essence' of them float up to the sky where they are tied from one end to the other on a giant golden harpischord that Dorothy Ashby plucks while covering Beatles songs.

  

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veritas
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"heaven as a disemboweling. now i've heard everything."


          

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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veritas
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23. "heaven as a disemboweling. now i've heard everything."
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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22. "i have uncle who thought heaven was all basketball courts"
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when he was a kid.

“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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