legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79574 posts
Fri Dec-25-15 01:58 PM
2. "We fired a secretary because she couldnt stop sniffling" In response to Reply # 0
I think she was doing coke.
One day she came in and said she totaled her car after swerved to avoid a deer. She left the scene before the cops came.
She was crying when she was fired and the bosses wife said "dont worry, you sniff all the time so no one knows you are crying right now"
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
7. "I had a co-worker some years ago" In response to Reply # 0
who snorted and sniffled ALL FUCKING DAY. I wanted to get a box of tissues and just SLAM it down on his desk and say "BLOW FOR GOD'S SAKE."
Turns out he had Tourette's and that was his twitch.
As a side note, he was also trying to be a stand up comedian and the single most uncomfortable comedy bit I ever saw was him joking about his Tourette's. Travis Bickle time like whoa.
~ ~ ~ All meetings end in separation All acquisition ends in dispersion All life ends in death - The Buddha