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Subject: "If you can't go 60 seconds without sucking the snot back up your nose" Previous topic | Next topic
veritas
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Thu Dec-24-15 11:34 AM

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"If you can't go 60 seconds without sucking the snot back up your nose"


          

STAY THE FUCK HOME.

Or at least learn to properly blow your fucking nose.

Now I'm gonna be sick over Christmas because you wanna be an asshole. Disgusting.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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There was an intern here that did that... over the summer
Dec 24th 2015
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We fired a secretary because she couldnt stop sniffling
Dec 25th 2015
2
there should be an entire chapter in the etiquette handbook...
Dec 26th 2015
3
pops wouldnt put up with us doing that
Dec 26th 2015
4
Get a fucking nasal spray.
Dec 26th 2015
5
Dudes be calling out of work for a runny nose? Who raised yall?
Dec 27th 2015
6
I had a co-worker some years ago
Dec 28th 2015
7

flipnile
Member since Nov 05th 2003
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Thu Dec-24-15 11:38 AM

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1. "There was an intern here that did that... over the summer"
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Thu Dec-24-15 11:39 AM by flipnile

          

Literally every minute or two he was snorting mucous back up. I wondered if he was doing coke, considering the time of year.

Edit: My son does this when he gets sick. Drives me crazy.

  

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legsdiamond
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Fri Dec-25-15 01:58 PM

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2. "We fired a secretary because she couldnt stop sniffling"
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I think she was doing coke.

One day she came in and said she totaled her car after swerved to avoid a deer. She left the scene before the cops came.

She was crying when she was fired and the bosses wife said "dont worry, you sniff all the time so no one knows you are crying right now"

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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mikediggz
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Sat Dec-26-15 07:41 PM

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3. "there should be an entire chapter in the etiquette handbook..."
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dedicated to issues dealing with mucus...but alas, there are many who skipped that section.

  

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rdhull
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Sat Dec-26-15 09:37 PM

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4. "pops wouldnt put up with us doing that"
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go blow that nose!

  

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Kira
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Sat Dec-26-15 09:45 PM

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5. "Get a fucking nasal spray."
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The shits are $5. Take that, some theraflu, and stop being a primadonna.

  

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Brotha Sun
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Sun Dec-27-15 11:53 AM

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6. "Dudes be calling out of work for a runny nose? Who raised yall?"
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Lol @ exiling people from society because they're sniffling too much. Smh I thought everybody on okp was vaccinated.

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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janey
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Mon Dec-28-15 01:40 PM

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7. "I had a co-worker some years ago"
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who snorted and sniffled ALL FUCKING DAY. I wanted to get a box of tissues and just SLAM it down on his desk and say "BLOW FOR GOD'S SAKE."

Turns out he had Tourette's and that was his twitch.

As a side note, he was also trying to be a stand up comedian and the single most uncomfortable comedy bit I ever saw was him joking about his Tourette's. Travis Bickle time like whoa.

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All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

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Every hundred years, all new people

  

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