"You never know what's going on in other people's houses"
I was seeing someone a few years ago and we needed to drop her dog off for the weekend at a friends. They let us in, and I hadn't been warned that her friend was a Barbie Doll collector. There was an ENTIRE ROOM dedicated to Barbie dolls in dinette set storage cabinets. The lady said she goes every year to a convention too.
I think that was the strangest thing I've seen in someone's house. What's yours?
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2. "people collecting things isn't strange" In response to Reply # 0
It's just that you weren't in on it already.
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79594 posts
Tue Dec-22-15 09:21 AM
3. "my wifes best friends mother ohards newspapers" In response to Reply # 0
piles and piles of newspapers...
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15. "i had a coworker that would bring in old newspapers and read them on " In response to Reply # 3
her lunch break.
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6. "My neighbors growing up were hoarders" In response to Reply # 0 Tue Dec-22-15 11:53 AM by sectachrome86
or just extremely messy. One time they went away somewhere and I came over to feed their pet rats (should've tipped me off right there), You could barely walk in their house there was so much shit piled everywhere. They probably cleaned up before they left too. I kinda had a different opinion of them after that.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79594 posts
Tue Dec-22-15 12:00 PM
7. "when i lived in kentucky.... " In response to Reply # 0
nuff said
but yeah, my wife swore they were running a chop shop out of a townhouse and also shooting pron.
well, I did see a dude walk out the front door with a car door... just a car door.
and another neighbor moved out cause she came home and saw dude standing in the window butt naked. the woman was heavy set and a professor at the university and her description and horror over the incident was kind of hilarious. she was actually clutching her necklace the whole time she time the story.
it was the landlords son's house too...
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9. "A Mickey Mouse/Disney HOUSE...." In response to Reply # 0 Tue Dec-22-15 04:00 PM by KnowOne
Late 40's divorced black woman. Very attractive & does not look her age. Owns her own business and is VERY wealthy. I was visiting friends down south, they said oh we have to take you to meet our friend such & such. They kept talking about how much money she had & a huge house, 4 cars etc. But they dint tell me about her Mickey/Minnie mouse obsession. Everything in every room of the house (aside from maybe two rooms) was full of Mickey Mouse stuff. I mean everything. The furniture, toilet seats, ceiling fans, carpet, trash cans, plates, cups, toilet paper. I mean anything you can think of it had Mickey on it or associated with it some how.
It was bizarre. But she was so wealthy & attractive that later we all joked about how we would be willing to dress up as Mickey if she wanted for a shot with her. LOL!
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14. "*a friend of mine* was busting his slump...." In response to Reply # 0
his slumpbuster was cool, but both parties (both being in their late 30s and of sound mind)knew that there was nothing to do but bust each others slump when the need called for it, and as such they had never traveled within her house past the living room or kitchen. straight couch or table action, homie
so one day the invite was extended to the bedroom.... halfway into everything, it was noted that the entire wall was covered in 5 seconds of Summer and One Direction posters.
i guess thats cool if you are 12-17, maybe?
but for a grown ass almost 40 year old, it seemed hella weird
*my friend* was so unnerved that he could no longer concentrate and he kept flashing back to other little weird things that now seemed like major alarm indicators.
then he saw the block of knives on the bedside table.
a block of kitchen knives.
*my friend* promptly faked his own orgasm, apologized profusely, and pyooned on outta there
16. "homegirl wasn't crazy. If she was, that pooon woulda been good and" In response to Reply # 14
worth the finish.
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26. "I went to a chic house once and..." In response to Reply # 0
I was going thru a photo album and in the middle of the album was a plastic baggie with a piece of meat in it...
So i thought it was strange that she had a bag with a piece of beef jerky in a photo album so I throw it on the table ... she comes back in the room...
and I said i found that in here and she goes oh thats my umbilical cord...!!!!!
WTF..... black people be into some crazy ish yo....!!!!
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30. "I skimmed through the other reply first and just saw "umbilical cord"" In response to Reply # 26
I almost spit my coffeee out when I read "plastic baggie with a piece of meat in it".
You ever hear about people who eat their own placenta after giving birth? The first search result for "eating placenta" is from WebMD and it starts with this: "Your placenta: You could dry it and put it in pills. You could stir-fry it with onions. You could even eat it raw in the delivery room."
W. T. F.
I'm surprised they didn't suggest eating it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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29. "this girl in college was OBSESSED with Allen Iverson. " In response to Reply # 0 Wed Dec-23-15 06:36 AM by -DJ R-Tistic-
Had a quilt based off of his jerseys...dope as it was, had to cost cheese. They were ALL authentic ones, and in 2003-2004!
I remember she left her room, and I changed her background picture on her Windows XP from AI to the Lakers. Cuhhhhhh.........she FLIPPPPPPPPED!!!!!! Only reason she didn't kick me out is because she said "if you don't find that exact background picture I had, I'll never let you come back again!"
31. "my friend just moved into a house" In response to Reply # 0
where the previous owner cared for a developmentally-disabled teenaged son. there are all kinds of oddities in the house - like all of the doors (even interior ones) have deadbolts that lock from both sides. and there's this odd nook/landing over the stairs connecting the kitchen and basement. the basement is fully finished w/a full kitchen and bath and a bedroom and the bedroom has several hooks installed in the ceiling and the walls. i think it'd make a great dungeon for a gimp.
32. "My godmother turned out to be a crazy into BDSM " In response to Reply # 0
Or whatever, I don't know the proper distinctions.
All I know is she was the church lady growing up and took a bunch of us kids to church every week for years. She was proper and devout. She didn't even own a TV for crying out loud. Her husband was... a traditional conservative and his word was law right down to how she cut her hair. She played the super submissive wife and said this was the Lord's way and should be adhered to with great joy.
When I was in my mid-twenties they finally divorced. Her niece told me about the bondage stuff and I didn't really believe her until I saw pictures.
After about 5 years her and my godfather remarried and they're back to being the church couple.
34. "Yeah. She had tons of pictures and supposedly some videos " In response to Reply # 33
She's not attractive either. Like remotely. lol.
The pictures I saw were relatively tame but it was ballgags and blindfolds and a leather costume. Anyhow it was in a folder on her computer and that folder was in a larger folder full of folders, all named with numbers. I did not investigate further as I had seen more than enough lol.
I really thought her niece was fucking with me until then. Apparently she also had a lot of internet hookups during the divorce. At one point she moved to Alabama, a location that surprised everyone, supposedly because she met another old bondage freak. After seeing the pics I believe there's some credence to that.
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