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Damali
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"You "break" It, You Bought It: An Uber story "


          

the guy's girlfriend was hungover when i picked them up around 8am...she asked if i had a bag and i keep 3 in the back just for these occasions...

she used it and i thought everything was fine.

Then it leaked

she was hanging it out the window (which was disgusting to see in my sideview mirror) then she double bagged it...but not before some got on my brand new fucking upholstery...

i was nice about it...told her i'd clean it after..no worries.

she asked if Uber would give me some money to clean it..i said maybe, if the photo i take of it is clear enough for them to see.

so after i dropped them off, i took the photo and requested a cleaning fee from Uber.

within 30 minutes, i got a response from Uber saying i'd been granted an extra $50 in next week's pay..YES!!!!

here's the kicker: Uber charged it to the rider's card. LOL The guy is gonna be pissed, cuz it was his first ever Uber ride...and it went on his card

so let that be a warning to y'all: you "break" a Uber car, you bought it.

  

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where did you get your car upholstered? Is that expensive?
Oct 23rd 2015
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nah the car itself is 3 months old..so everything in it is new
Oct 23rd 2015
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      ahh...my bad. I been looking for a good upholsterer....
Oct 23rd 2015
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4 women... 3 white, 1 Black... all in their late 40's
Oct 23rd 2015
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reason 1,752 why uber sucks
Oct 23rd 2015
5
some cabbies will fuck you up if you throw up in their cab
Oct 23rd 2015
6
so would an uber driver. Da fuk you throwning up in someones car for?
Oct 23rd 2015
7
      some people drink their decency bruh
Oct 23rd 2015
10
so then don't damage people's cars LOL
Oct 23rd 2015
14
      damage isn't usually cut and dry. Say for example I'm opening your car
Oct 23rd 2015
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Doesn't cost $1-200 to get a car detailed?
Oct 23rd 2015
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my people were screaming about $200 like they paid it before
Oct 23rd 2015
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nah this damage is minor. $50 is alot.
Oct 23rd 2015
15
happened to me also. Girl and a guy.
Oct 23rd 2015
9
hell nah... I would be so pissed
Oct 23rd 2015
12
wow, i already see the 50 in my earnings statement..right now
Oct 23rd 2015
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      I've written them twice -- they say next week so we'll see.
Oct 23rd 2015
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!
Oct 23rd 2015
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Thankfully I never had any drunk folks while I was doing it
Oct 23rd 2015
19
I don't drive the club let outs home
Oct 25th 2015
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FLUIDJ
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Fri Oct-23-15 11:28 AM

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1. "where did you get your car upholstered? Is that expensive? "
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"Get ready..for your blessing..."

  

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Damali
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2. "nah the car itself is 3 months old..so everything in it is new"
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FLUIDJ
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3. "ahh...my bad. I been looking for a good upholsterer.... "
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"Get ready..for your blessing..."

  

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legsdiamond
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Fri Oct-23-15 12:54 PM

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4. "4 women... 3 white, 1 Black... all in their late 40's"
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WHITE GIRL WASTED!!!



so of course the Black woman needs to throw up cause white girl wasted aint no joke. She asked to stick her head out the window.

FUUUUCK NO.

She said she will hold it and all her friends scream about the $200 charge if she throws up in the car.

I'm thinking $200 ain't bad but throw up just ain't worth it.

10 minutes later. "I gotta stick my head out the window.

FUUUUCK NOOOO...

I pulled over on the highway and she threw up by the guard rail.

those women knew the Uber rules tho... they were all like "noooo, we will get charged"

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Cenario
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Fri Oct-23-15 01:22 PM

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5. "reason 1,752 why uber sucks"
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they can charge a passenger up to $250 for damages

foh..i'll callacab.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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legsdiamond
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6. "some cabbies will fuck you up if you throw up in their cab"
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Fri Oct-23-15 01:34 PM by legsdiamond

          

I remember a short cabbie in Philly who knocked out this talll white bike rider he almost hit...

and you know how some bike riders talk shit thinking the car don't stop... well, he stopped, in the middle of the intersection in Old City in a Friday Night...

dude was so tall it took him 2 lights to slide down the side of that cab.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Cenario
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7. "so would an uber driver. Da fuk you throwning up in someones car for?"
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have the decency to tell the driver so that they can pull over.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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legsdiamond
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10. "some people drink their decency bruh"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Damali
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Fri Oct-23-15 03:20 PM

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14. "so then don't damage people's cars LOL"
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i mean, it's not that hard. that goodness i have some recourse if this happens. yay uber!

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Cenario
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17. "damage isn't usually cut and dry. Say for example I'm opening your car"
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door. A bicyclist comes by and knocks off the door. The bicyclist bounces. YOu can holla at uber for customer neglect and uber charges the customer. Meanwhile, the customer may not even know he's been charged until after the 48 hour window and therefore can't dispute it properly, per uber.

I mean if i haaaaad to use uber, i'd tie it to my Amex. They always back the customer.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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ndibs
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Fri Oct-23-15 01:47 PM

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8. "Doesn't cost $1-200 to get a car detailed?"
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I would call or email uber back.

  

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legsdiamond
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11. "my people were screaming about $200 like they paid it before"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Damali
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15. "nah this damage is minor. $50 is alot. "
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imma scrub it myself when i get home

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Atillah Moor
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Fri Oct-23-15 02:04 PM

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9. "happened to me also. Girl and a guy."
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suddenly she's like "it's coming!". I'm like what? She seemed totally fine and knew there were bags back there, but anyway she didn't get her head out the window in time, but was all "it's just a little bit I'll clean it up".

It wasn't though. I was cool and told them not to worry about it then parked and really gave it a good cleaning. Sent the pics and got an email saying I could expect $100 in my next statement. That was 2 - 3 statements ago so Uber is slipping up right now.

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legsdiamond
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12. "hell nah... I would be so pissed"
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I pulled over fast as shit...lol

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Damali
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16. "wow, i already see the 50 in my earnings statement..right now"
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that's weird that they didn't give it to you right away

you need to write to them and find out what's up

  

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Atillah Moor
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18. "I've written them twice -- they say next week so we'll see. "
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lfresh
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13. "!"
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for you being a driver
had no idea!

and ha!
ah wells for the passenger
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Boogie Stimuli
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19. "Thankfully I never had any drunk folks while I was doing it"
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I'd stop by like 9 tho... fuck that noise.

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Musa
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20. "I don't drive the club let outs home"
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