just came from happy hour with a female friend of mine.

homegirl say a nigga she been fucking with for two years suddenly asked her to jack him off with her feet.

what in the holy hell are my niggas saying to these women out here??

she asked me if that was weird or not.

I'm embarrassed for him. I told her to leave him all the way alone.

is that normal?

...

me? I've only had a woman request longer and harder :-/

and that shit feel good as hell.....
coupled with the visuals....
*brb*

why he wait 2 years though LOL.

of this:
>she asked me if that was weird or not.
>I'm embarrassed for him. I told her to leave him all the way alone.

He knew that would be the reaction. But he figured if they got that much time in then maybe she would at least be willing to try it to please him even if she not that into it.

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Now I done heard some wild shit!

Folks out here lettin they freak flag fly & I ain't mad at them.

Plus it's lame to go in on folks for their fetishes

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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

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We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

Dude went for the win in the first quarter

That sounds like a real mind fuck as well

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

In a fucked up way I can see if she was 'lonely' and your girl got off on shit like that.

But sucidial? LOL. Talk about playing with fire..if she was that emotionally unstable who knew how she was gonna react afterwards or in the future

was on a break from my now wife senior year of college
met a girl at a party and we started hanging out
would hang at her apartment
her roommate was always there so the three of us would drink,smoke and hang
well one night my homegirl snitches and say roommate has a crush on me
mind you both are cute but neither is into girls so no threesome coming lol
home girl said she always talked about our sex with roommate and the roommate got kind of hot and depressed hearing about it
deeper into the convo roommate told me about her trouble with guys and how she lightly tried to OD last semester from the stress of her last boyfriend
my homegirl stated matter of factly "we decided she should get in on this action"
so for a few weeks i was fucking both of em
a couple of weird situations

while i was having sex with the roommate one day
homegirl came home with another guy and of course got dramatic with her moans in the next room
roommate started making beats on the wall that would match homegirls sounds

stayed over one night and slept on the couch because i was to drunk to drive home
fucked both on the couch and totally different times of the same night

then it got weird once my wife started coming back around

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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

It won't be too hard to obtain since its feet

pretend you're texting, take pics of her feet, and let us be the judge.

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I'm not necessarily a foot guy, but that really isn't that weird.

not weird in most cases, but we just met on the F train an hour prior

Why fuck a woman I just met on the train? So that I could live to tell this story close to 10 years later in this post

clearly she was a little disturbed, taking me home with her so fast wasn't enough of a red flag

i've posted about it before.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

so many questions but I don't think I want to hear the answers

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>so many questions but I don't think I want to hear the
>answers


She wanted to see what would happen. Nah, i was at least 22 and she was a year older.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

fuck you.

what this is?

... but in case you reeeeeeeally do, try searching for it on here. SoWhat described it, in detail, once before.


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

He would pay for the prostitute.

fuck you.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

He'd suggested a local guy who wasn't hot enough.

fuck you.

if we going that route, balls to the wall baby!

here for dis.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

tweakers, glue huffers, maybe heroin, ehhhhh, i'd bail on the situation. otherwise, do your thing, girl!

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I had a fine woman ask me what I was doing later that night...

me: "I don't know, what you wanna do"

her: "you"

and she did... all night long.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

and yeah i might rubbed my dick between a few feet on the way to stick it in.

weirdest request i have ever gotten, hmmmm, hard to say? what is weird? most things don't really surprise me, i will have to read through some other responses to see if there is anything new under the sun.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I don't do weirdo's n corny chics so ...**shrugs**

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Coolin...

Like she couldn't get off if I wasn't rubbing my thumb against her asshole while we fucked



Better believe I did it too.

I was goin to town on her eatin the puss one night when I felt her lift up a little and felt her hand hit my chin a couple times. I look and she's workin her asshole over with her finger. Whenever I'm hittin it from the back she would eventually reach around and start playing with her asshole. I asked her one night what was up with it and she told me it was hard for her to get off without sticking a finger in there... but she had never had full blown anal sex.

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

Probably not terribly unusual requests, but just not my cup of tea.

I'm all about a little nibbling and some light spanking, but this chick wanted me to really make it hurt. I found it a bit of a turn off. Then, she bit me on my shoulder...like a blood drawing bite.

I didn't find that shit sexy in the least.

Biting aside, the sex was amazing. I did let her know that that biting shit was not my thing, and she respected it...kinda.

But the "crazy" started to emerge in other ways, so I had to chill on that.

She had one of those self-sabotaging names too


Precious or Angel or Divine...

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Yup. Neveah

Heaven spelled backwardzzzz

>Heaven spelled backwardzzzz

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

99% of um are Mexican broads

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Ma

did you find pleasure in that?

her penis when it wasn't inside of her. She said to look down and for it appear that she had a joint turned her on.

Didn't do anything for me of course.

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Ma

Most of the weird request come from me.

I think I posted about that before. She said it was a fetish. I couldnt do it. Plus it sounded like a set up to me. I could see it now, "no honest officer she was asking for it!". Im good. I did see her a few weeks later with a black eye so I guess someone stepped up to the plate.

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>I think I posted about that before. She said it was a fetish.
>I couldnt do it. Plus it sounded like a set up to me. I could
>see it now, "no honest officer she was asking for it!". Im
>good. I did see her a few weeks later with a black eye so I
>guess someone stepped up to the plate.
>
>

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

https://twitter.com/Indian_stats/status/657594656356769792

temperature's risin and it's not
surprisin

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to give them that fetish.

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That was it for me man. Not into it.

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I gave her a viable reason as to why I wasn't able to call her at the time which then lightened her mood. She then proceeded to ask me to masturbate while I talked to her. That wasn't about to happen.


Since 1976

I'm no live tiger by a long shot but outside of the "wanted to shit on my roommate" story all this stuff is relatively tame.

So... what was YOUR weirdest request?

>So... what was YOUR weirdest request?
They wanted me smash someone else while they watched. Not so weird.

not on the butt... on her face.

nah, not falling for that.

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that's like a mutant ability.

I couldn't even imagine how that would go down. Like I'm already chasing u across the bed but u want me to grab your throat? Naw

he asked me to spit in his mouth

with a request like that i KNOW yall was getting it in.

more of a take a sip of water and spit in his mouth

...odd thing is we weren't really getting anything *in* it was a cute shower that went from cute to..umm.different

... that ain't my scene. Buzz/boner kill.

She begs to not let her out until a minimum of 3 hours.


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>She begs to not let her out until a minimum of 3 hours.
>
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>Anti-gentrification, cheap alcohol & trying to look pretty in
>our twilight posting years (c) Big Reg
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