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veritas
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Mon Oct-19-15 05:30 PM

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"Bad Business Names:"


          

There's a place near me that cuts hair (I assume, I'll never go there just based off the name) called Shear Competence.

I'm not big on puns so that's strike 1, but if you're going for a pun, why not a more flattering adjective?

Shear Excellence. That could be alright.

Billing yourself as "competent" seems like a strange business strategy.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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http://www.mooncricketfilms.com
Oct 19th 2015
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Conn's
Oct 20th 2015
2
Koons Ford
Oct 20th 2015
3
I guess they're a Camping World now but Tom Raper RV's was pretty bad
Oct 20th 2015
5
Seaman's Furniture
Oct 20th 2015
4
Kum & Go
Oct 20th 2015
6
i was so disappointed when i first went to one
Oct 20th 2015
7
nah that one's fantasticand their biz is doing great
Oct 20th 2015
8
Bad Initials: UBS; IBM
Oct 20th 2015
9
Universal Technical Institute. Hell naw I don't want a diploma from UTI
Oct 20th 2015
10
Very Good Building & Development Co
Oct 20th 2015
11
http://www.mykidsfutureconstruction.com/
Oct 20th 2015
12
Pen Island
Oct 20th 2015
13
Dick's Sporting Goods. Moo & Oink. Piggly Wiggly.
Oct 20th 2015
14
Coon Chicken Inn.
Oct 20th 2015
15
God damn that's toxic.
Oct 20th 2015
19
Bigbustycoons
Oct 20th 2015
16
Checkers
Oct 20th 2015
17
Anything Churchy
Oct 20th 2015
18

double negative
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Mon Oct-19-15 05:35 PM

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1. "http://www.mooncricketfilms.com"
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i actually met the guy. he said "my company is called mooncricket films"

i said...well, I said nothing, I just walked away

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SynsCei
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Tue Oct-20-15 09:12 AM

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2. "Conn's"
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Enough said

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No need to get my mental status cold stressin

  

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BigJazz
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Tue Oct-20-15 09:14 AM

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3. "Koons Ford"
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http://www.koonsford.com/

  

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veritas
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Tue Oct-20-15 12:16 PM

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5. "I guess they're a Camping World now but Tom Raper RV's was pretty bad"
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http://www.tomraper.com/

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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BigJazz
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Tue Oct-20-15 09:15 AM

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4. "Seaman's Furniture"
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J_Stew
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Tue Oct-20-15 12:26 PM

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6. "Kum & Go"
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can't believe no one at corporate said, hmm, this might not be the best name for a chain of convenience stores

  

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Ashy Achilles
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Tue Oct-20-15 12:28 PM

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7. "i was so disappointed when i first went to one"
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veritas
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8. "nah that one's fantasticand their biz is doing great"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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lonesome_d
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Tue Oct-20-15 02:27 PM

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9. "Bad Initials: UBS; IBM"
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album ---> http://greenwoodburns.bandcamp.com/releases
Soundcloud ---> http://soundcloud.com/greenwood-burns

my own stuff -->http://soundcloud.com/lonesomedstringband

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veritas
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10. "Universal Technical Institute. Hell naw I don't want a diploma from UTI"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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RobOne4
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Tue Oct-20-15 03:13 PM

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11. "Very Good Building & Development Co"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GcRiMj0JE

that is the first thing that came to mind when I read the post.

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

  

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CaptNish
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Tue Oct-20-15 03:29 PM

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12. "http://www.mykidsfutureconstruction.com/"
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No.

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Yo! That’s My Jawn: The Podcast - Available Now!
http://linktr.ee/yothatsmyjawn

  

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dustin
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Tue Oct-20-15 04:42 PM

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13. "Pen Island "
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http://www.penisland.net/

  

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SoWhat
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Tue Oct-20-15 04:43 PM

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14. "Dick's Sporting Goods. Moo & Oink. Piggly Wiggly."
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fuck you.

  

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SoWhat
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15. "Coon Chicken Inn."
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coon_Chicken_Inn

http://mondomagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/01coonchicken.jpg

fuck you.

  

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Errol Walton Barrow
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Tue Oct-20-15 10:17 PM

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19. "God damn that's toxic."
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double negative
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16. "Bigbustycoons "
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wluv
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17. "Checkers"
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thats a stupid name for a hamburger joint

  

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Overqualified
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18. "Anything Churchy"
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Blessed Assurance Tax Service
The Devil is a Liar Salon
Our Daily Bread Risk Management

Streets won't let me chill.

  

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