literally.

the other day i was trying to fix the inside of a xlr cable plug for a micrphone.

i thought it a good idea to manipulate one of the three phantom powered wires with my teeth.(!)

the thing looks like this: http://koo.corpus.cam.ac.uk/mixerton/articles/monocable/xlrplug.jpg

and i actually went for it.

right after the zolt/zap, on my tongue (but the plan was only to use teeth, i don't even know how my tongue fell victim), i felt like a super idiot. a child, even.

...

not unlike that time i convinced the finest young woman in the country projects (in SC for the summer) to let me lick her thang.

that thang was gross. smelled like a landfill.

my mouth had no business down there, either.

... i can't even show you what it look like.

The plan was to use my teeth to open it since it was stuck..ended up chipping off my filling ..I was not impressed

....
I once kissed/nibbled on a dudes neck only to end up smelling/ tasting a combo of salted meat and pickles it.was.gross