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Damali
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"you never realize how many things take two hands to do..."


          

until you have a hand injury...

deodorant under both arms? lol

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putting lotion on your legs ? lol
Sep 02nd 2015
1
opening a bottle of water? lol
Sep 02nd 2015
2
      we talking like a 16 or 20oz bottle?
Sep 02nd 2015
4
           i dont have that kinda time man!
Sep 02nd 2015
27
           thanks too you..
Sep 02nd 2015
31
                You doing it wrong.
Sep 06th 2015
39
so to summarize I'm thirsty ashy and half funky
Sep 02nd 2015
3
Obviously I'm late but... Husband? Congrats!!!
Sep 02nd 2015
5
thanks! 1 yr on10/9
Sep 02nd 2015
16
jillin'/jack'in
Sep 02nd 2015
6
you really need 2 hands? ok lol
Sep 02nd 2015
15
wait... how many people can't reach their armpit with the same hand?..
Sep 02nd 2015
7
we all can but it not with the same pressure...
Sep 02nd 2015
8
pressure?..
Sep 02nd 2015
9
      yeah, its a little hard to get to the top of your arm w/o breaking your
Sep 02nd 2015
10
      yall niggas out of shape.
Sep 02nd 2015
11
           yes but irrelevant.
Sep 02nd 2015
12
                i just pantomimed/mimed it. easy peezie.
Sep 02nd 2015
13
                     lmao @ this entire exchange.
Sep 02nd 2015
20
                     I had to try it too. No sweat. so to speak.
Sep 06th 2015
41
      it doesnt take much pressure but im sure its less if i use the same hand
Sep 02nd 2015
25
true but still. hush! lol
Sep 02nd 2015
18
Pinky status
Sep 05th 2015
36
here ya go
Sep 02nd 2015
14
i love you and the internetthanks
Sep 02nd 2015
17
Great reply
Sep 05th 2015
33
i always only used one hand to put on deodorant
Sep 02nd 2015
19
wtf type of weirdo shit is this?
Sep 02nd 2015
26
      It's faster....
Sep 05th 2015
32
washing the back of my good hand lol
Sep 02nd 2015
21
Broke my right wrist and my left collarbone at the same time
Sep 02nd 2015
22
a They Call Me Bruce reference fantastic
Sep 02nd 2015
23
I..dont get it
Sep 02nd 2015
24
I thought you meant My Name is Bruce. I need to see this now.
Sep 06th 2015
42
how has nobody asked.... how'd you mess up your hand?
Sep 02nd 2015
28
waving my arms around yelling at my son
Sep 02nd 2015
29
      Wait, really?
Sep 05th 2015
34
      that's a win for your son
Sep 05th 2015
35
      LoL
Sep 05th 2015
37
      lmao
Sep 06th 2015
40
      You just got Dion'd.
Sep 06th 2015
43
rolling a j, for $100.
Sep 02nd 2015
30
shheeeit-
Sep 05th 2015
38

Damali
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1. "putting lotion on your legs ? lol"
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2. "opening a bottle of water? lol"
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4. "we talking like a 16 or 20oz bottle?"
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Wed Sep-02-15 09:59 AM by Cenario

  

          

Just hold the bottle with the arm of your injured hand.

You can lotion your legs with one hand, just takes longer.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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Damali
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27. "i dont have that kinda time man!"
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Damali
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31. "thanks too you.."
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>Just hold the bottle with the arm of your injured hand.

...water just spilled on me cuz i was squeezing the plastic bottle as i was opening it lol

  

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39. "You doing it wrong."
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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Damali
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3. "so to summarize I'm thirsty ashy and half funky"
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ok not really. my husband helped with all 3 lol

  

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5. "Obviously I'm late but... Husband? Congrats!!!"
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And wishing you a speedy recovery

  

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Damali
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16. "thanks! 1 yr on10/9"
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6. "jillin'/jack'in"
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_____________________
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15. "you really need 2 hands? ok lol"
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7. "wait... how many people can't reach their armpit with the same hand?.."
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Wed Sep-02-15 10:04 AM by CyrenYoung

  

          

..i know its not standard practice, but i can reach it if necessary.

*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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8. "we all can but it not with the same pressure..."
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the upper part of your pit will remind you

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9. "pressure?.."
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..how much pressure does it take to apply deodorant? LOL

c'mon.


*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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Cenario
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10. "yeah, its a little hard to get to the top of your arm w/o breaking your"
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wrist.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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11. "yall niggas out of shape."
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Cenario
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12. "yes but irrelevant."
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So you saying you can apply deodorant to the same arm as efficiently as you can to the opposite one?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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13. "i just pantomimed/mimed it. easy peezie."
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20. "lmao @ this entire exchange."
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*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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41. "I had to try it too. No sweat. so to speak."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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25. "it doesnt take much pressure but im sure its less if i use the same hand"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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18. "true but still. hush! lol"
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36. "Pinky status"
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"Get ready..for your blessing..."

  

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14. "here ya go"
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https://patienteducation.osumc.edu/Documents/daily-activities-one-hand.pdf

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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17. "i love you and the internetthanks"
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33. "Great reply"
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Days like this I miss Sha Mecca

  

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19. "i always only used one hand to put on deodorant"
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they made fun of me at sleep away camp...

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26. "wtf type of weirdo shit is this?"
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why? are you afraid you will miss if you use your off hand

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32. "It's faster...."
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Also, I tried it with both hands and it felt weird.

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21. "washing the back of my good hand lol"
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22. "Broke my right wrist and my left collarbone at the same time"
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Now THATS learning what you're made of.

Had to sleep in the recliner for three months.

Yeah...NO jackin...

Couldnt even turn the TV. I dunr near looked like the poster for "They Call Me Bruce"





Bottoms up....and the devil laughs..




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23. "a They Call Me Bruce reference fantastic"
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November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

  

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24. "I..dont get it"
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@geahuwine

  

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42. "I thought you meant My Name is Bruce. I need to see this now."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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28. "how has nobody asked.... how'd you mess up your hand?"
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Hope you heal up soon.

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29. "waving my arms around yelling at my son"
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hand hit the wall and pinky finger was smashed against my tungsten carbide wedding ring and broke. yay marriage. lol

  

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34. "Wait, really?"
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Days like this I miss Sha Mecca

  

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35. "that's a win for your son"
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“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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37. "LoL"
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40. "lmao"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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43. "You just got Dion'd."
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Your child telekinesed your hand up.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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30. "rolling a j, for $100. "
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38. "shheeeit-"
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it can be done.

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