Bang on the stall door CUT THAT SHIT OUT I'M TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP THE SIZE, MASS AND DENSITY OF THE PLANET MERCURY AND EVERY TIME YOU MOAN, IT CRAWLS BACK UP MY POOPCHUTE
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Mon Aug-24-15 02:32 PM
6. "used to happen more times than I care to remember" In response to Reply # 0
sometimes you can ignore it, but when you hear that "uuuuuunf" you want to bang on that door like "I CAN HEAR YOU YA NASTY FUCK!!!"
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Mon Aug-24-15 03:22 PM
17. "the spot I worked at for 6 years out in Scottsdale was good for this" In response to Reply # 8
I worked at several places around the Valley, two of whom will remain nameless because of the type of work we did, but I remember this was a particularly bad problem when I worked at AmEx in north Phoenix. IIRC, I ran into it pretty much every other day while I was there.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
-DJ R-Tistic- Member since Nov 06th 2008 51986 posts
Mon Aug-24-15 03:06 PM
13. "Man. I was at Pizza Hut right. Tucson Arizona, right." In response to Reply # 0
Dude took my order, I ate, all that. I go to the bathroom after I finish, and realize that there's a phone with a lime green case. After washing my hands, I pick it up.......look at it, and it's not even on a screen saver....but on a porn app. The porn showing said "Hot Asian Cream Pie."
I put it down...wash my hands again. I go out and tell the lady who's at the register that someone left their phone in the bathroom. The dude that took my order overhears me, and says "OH!!!!! THAT'S MY PHONE!!!!!" and runs in there fast as hell.
"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
23. "Gives new meaning to Jason's Creation" In response to Reply # 20
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
MrThomas43423 Member since Jul 03rd 2002 67613 posts
Mon Aug-24-15 03:23 PM
18. "i'd be the asshole. cause i hate on anyone that can't wait...." In response to Reply # 0
till they get home. that's rapey, pervy levels of lack of control. you gotta jerk off so bad, you do that shit at work. nope. can't respect it.
i would never tell HR or anything like that tho. but i'd probably start laughing. might ask what the fuck was wrong with them. maybe bang on the door....fuck up the rhythm. but you're not just gonna turn OUR bathroom, into your personal masturbation chamber. --------------------------------------- it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.
27. "my current jo only got a handicap stall in the main bathroom" In response to Reply # 26
i've seen a couple of other places like this as well.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
25. "There's this little stubby nasty guy at my office" In response to Reply # 0
He spends at least 2 hours in the bathroom daily. 2-3 trips 30-45 mins each. I've heard a distinct fap, fap fap noise in therre before. PRetty sure i've seen evidence in the stall as well. He always uses the same one. I've seen him go into the bathroom, see that his stall is occupied and turn right back out. He probably rigged the toilet paper thingy to hold his phone, so he doesn't have to. Oh, did i mention the fap fap noises have been distinctly heard while his feet are facing the bathroom aka he's sitting? That's ridiculously disgusting.
In any event, I've rubbed on out at my job before...standing obviously. I used to mess around with a couple girls in the office. So times it would get hot and heavy, but couldn't go all the way. Had to get the job done so I could work efficiently the rest of the day. If someone ever walked in tho, i would stop.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
32. "nah, but there was only 4 of us in a small office at a point..." In response to Reply # 28
it was easy to be aware of everyone else's comings and goings no pun intended.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
33. "yeah it was an office. what difference does it make? lol" In response to Reply # 30
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
34. "lol is jerking off somehow worse than taking a dump" In response to Reply # 31
as far as shared facilities are concerned??
but to answer your question, i wouldn't care provided that i or my wife never find out. So you need to lock the door and make sure you clean up after yourselves and no one should be able to hear you.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
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