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Mongo
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"Poll question: You catch someone m@sturbating in the bathroom @ work..."


  

          

Poll result (21 votes)
Tell your boss. Even without any hard evidence (SEE WHAT I DID THERE), you should flag this behavior (2 votes)Vote
Finish your business, wipe, wash your hands, return to your desk and PRETEND NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENED. (16 votes)Vote
Get mad because they beat you too it (SEE I DID IT AGAIN I'M HERE ALL WEEK PEOPLE TRY THE VEAL IT'S MILK-FED) (1 votes)Vote
Bang on the stall door CUT THAT SHIT OUT I'M TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP THE SIZE, MASS AND DENSITY OF THE PLANET MERCURY AND EVERY TIME YOU MOAN, IT CRAWLS BACK UP MY POOPCHUTE (2 votes)Vote
OTHER. (0 votes)Vote

  

  

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ok two questions before I answer
Aug 24th 2015
1
A little moaning, and in a stall.
Aug 24th 2015
4
      probably one of the most disturbing days of my life
Aug 24th 2015
5
      aye they could be takin a shit breh.
Aug 24th 2015
9
      he may just need more fiber in his diet
Aug 24th 2015
10
non of my business unless it gets on me
Aug 24th 2015
2
i saw an old white dude jackin' off at an airport urinal years ago...
Aug 24th 2015
3
used to happen more times than I care to remember
Aug 24th 2015
6
where the hell have you been working? i've worked wit some crazy ass ppl
Aug 24th 2015
8
      the spot I worked at for 6 years out in Scottsdale was good for this
Aug 24th 2015
17
if nobody saw me see him, i'm BLUE all day
Aug 24th 2015
7
mind ya business
Aug 24th 2015
11
he can do what he wants as long as he doesn't leave a mess
Aug 24th 2015
12
Man. I was at Pizza Hut right. Tucson Arizona, right.
Aug 24th 2015
13
fock
Aug 24th 2015
14
LOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Aug 24th 2015
21
Pizza Hut always coming up with crazy toppings
Aug 24th 2015
20
      Gives new meaning to Jason's Creation
Aug 24th 2015
23
see post#5 BLUE ALL THE WAY
Aug 24th 2015
15
If I can tell who it is by the shoes, I'm clowning HOARD
Aug 24th 2015
16
i'd be the asshole. cause i hate on anyone that can't wait....
Aug 24th 2015
18
That's what the single handicap bathroom is for.
Aug 24th 2015
19
bingo
Aug 24th 2015
26
      my current jo only got a handicap stall in the main bathroom
Aug 24th 2015
27
I dated that guy :(
Aug 24th 2015
22
there's an untold story here...
Aug 24th 2015
24
There's this little stubby nasty guy at my office
Aug 24th 2015
25
you a detective?
Aug 24th 2015
28
nah, but there was only 4 of us in a small office at a point...
Aug 25th 2015
32
You've thought this through before
Aug 25th 2015
29
to the people jacking off at work: is it a professional environment?
Aug 25th 2015
30
yeah it was an office. what difference does it make? lol
Aug 25th 2015
33
and how are you all giving this a pass. you okay with someone jerking
Aug 25th 2015
31
lol is jerking off somehow worse than taking a dump
Aug 25th 2015
34
*light tap on the door* Don't hog all the yanks, friend.
Aug 25th 2015
35
no but if I did, I would leave a note on their desk that said
Aug 25th 2015
36
If you did that to a man, that could go LEFT. Sheeit, even with a woman...
Aug 25th 2015
38
i work around kids so i gotta report that.
Aug 25th 2015
37

JellyBean
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1. "ok two questions before I answer"
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Mon Aug-24-15 02:14 PM by JellyBean

  

          

1. Were they actually moaning?
2. Were they in a stall or at a urinal?

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


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Mongo
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4. "A little moaning, and in a stall."
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5. "probably one of the most disturbing days of my life"
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go into the bathroom at work, go to the urinal


as my hearing adjusts i hear what sounds like audio from a phone, not that strange, happens

then i realise what that specific audio is

then i notice another..more subtle sound...the repetive sound of...


ya


fucked my whole world up lol

  

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BrooklynWHAT
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9. "aye they could be takin a shit breh."
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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10. "he may just need more fiber in his diet"
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and is having a hard time pooping.

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


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ScooterBug
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2. "non of my business unless it gets on me"
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3. "i saw an old white dude jackin' off at an airport urinal years ago..."
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he was just going to town in a bathroom full of muphuckas.

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PoppaGeorge
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6. "used to happen more times than I care to remember"
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sometimes you can ignore it, but when you hear that "uuuuuunf" you want to bang on that door like "I CAN HEAR YOU YA NASTY FUCK!!!"

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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8. "where the hell have you been working? i've worked wit some crazy ass ppl"
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but i've never experienced that. not once

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PoppaGeorge
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17. "the spot I worked at for 6 years out in Scottsdale was good for this"
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I worked at several places around the Valley, two of whom will remain nameless because of the type of work we did, but I remember this was a particularly bad problem when I worked at AmEx in north Phoenix. IIRC, I ran into it pretty much every other day while I was there.


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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BigJazz
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7. "if nobody saw me see him, i'm BLUE all day"
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but if somebody else saw me see him, that complicates things.

if somebody saw me see him, it can get back to HR that i knew about it. and then HR is gonna wanna know what I did about it.

that's when being a manager sucks. cuz now i gotta report something that i'd rather ignore.


but if nobody saw me see it, i'm pretending it never happened


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11. "mind ya business"
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12. "he can do what he wants as long as he doesn't leave a mess"
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13. "Man. I was at Pizza Hut right. Tucson Arizona, right."
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Dude took my order, I ate, all that. I go to the bathroom after I finish, and realize that there's a phone with a lime green case. After washing my hands, I pick it up.......look at it, and it's not even on a screen saver....but on a porn app. The porn showing said "Hot Asian Cream Pie."

I put it down...wash my hands again. I go out and tell the lady who's at the register that someone left their phone in the bathroom. The dude that took my order overhears me, and says "OH!!!!! THAT'S MY PHONE!!!!!" and runs in there fast as hell.

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14. "fock"
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21. "LOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f1/1d/f0/f11df0a49788cfbab44f22d03d236ef8.gif


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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20. "Pizza Hut always coming up with crazy toppings"
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23. "Gives new meaning to Jason's Creation"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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15. "see post#5 BLUE ALL THE WAY"
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16. "If I can tell who it is by the shoes, I'm clowning HOARD "
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18. "i'd be the asshole. cause i hate on anyone that can't wait...."
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till they get home. that's rapey, pervy levels of lack of control. you gotta jerk off so bad, you do that shit at work. nope. can't respect it.

i would never tell HR or anything like that tho. but i'd probably start laughing. might ask what the fuck was wrong with them. maybe bang on the door....fuck up the rhythm. but you're not just gonna turn OUR bathroom, into your personal masturbation chamber.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

  

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19. "That's what the single handicap bathroom is for. "
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26. "bingo"
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27. "my current jo only got a handicap stall in the main bathroom"
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i've seen a couple of other places like this as well.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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22. "I dated that guy :( "
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24. "there's an untold story here..."
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http://www.web-nine.com/albums/funny/fascinating_please_continue.sized.jpg


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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25. "There's this little stubby nasty guy at my office"
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He spends at least 2 hours in the bathroom daily. 2-3 trips 30-45 mins each. I've heard a distinct fap, fap fap noise in therre before. PRetty sure i've seen evidence in the stall as well. He always uses the same one. I've seen him go into the bathroom, see that his stall is occupied and turn right back out. He probably rigged the toilet paper thingy to hold his phone, so he doesn't have to. Oh, did i mention the fap fap noises have been distinctly heard while his feet are facing the bathroom aka he's sitting? That's ridiculously disgusting.


In any event, I've rubbed on out at my job before...standing obviously. I used to mess around with a couple girls in the office. So times it would get hot and heavy, but couldn't go all the way. Had to get the job done so I could work efficiently the rest of the day. If someone ever walked in tho, i would stop.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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28. "you a detective? "
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32. "nah, but there was only 4 of us in a small office at a point..."
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it was easy to be aware of everyone else's comings and goings no pun intended.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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29. "You've thought this through before"
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lol

  

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30. "to the people jacking off at work: is it a professional environment?"
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like an office?

or are you all retail spots.
or garages?
or gas stations?

i don't like being in the bathroom at the same time with anyone else at any time so i doubt i'd ever 'catch' someone jerking.

but if i did, i actually think i'd snitch.

  

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33. "yeah it was an office. what difference does it make? lol"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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31. "and how are you all giving this a pass. you okay with someone jerking"
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in your bathroom at home?

all of you all are sharing these facilities.

  

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34. "lol is jerking off somehow worse than taking a dump"
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as far as shared facilities are concerned??

but to answer your question, i wouldn't care provided that i or my wife never find out. So you need to lock the door and make sure you clean up after yourselves and no one should be able to hear you.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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35. "*light tap on the door* Don't hog all the yanks, friend."
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Make it extra weird.

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36. "no but if I did, I would leave a note on their desk that said "
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"i know what you did last bathroom break" with a small bag of lube. Then watch for them to open it and have a good laugh.

  

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38. "If you did that to a man, that could go LEFT. Sheeit, even with a woman..."
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>"i know what you did last bathroom break" with a small bag of
>lube. Then watch for them to open it and have a good laugh.

You've just invited a whole different dynamic into your work relationship.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

  

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37. "i work around kids so i gotta report that."
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