Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Thu Aug-20-15 06:40 PM
"Congrats you're a one star passenger dawg." Thu Aug-20-15 06:44 PM by Atillah Moor
I pull up to the bar and put on my hazards while I wait for CeeCee to hop in the ride. After about 5 or so minutes she gets in with her boyfriend.
"So where are we headed?"
"Oh the destination isn't in there? Hold on I'll enter it"
"Okay great-- and we're off. Help yourself to water and mints"
"Water and mints Mike! Want some water? What's wrong?"
"..."
"What's wrong Mike?"
"Man just leave it"
"What's wrong!?"
"You talk too much! Always openin' your damn mouf! Leave me out dat shit dawg!"
"What? I just told Julie--"
"Dawg just leave it! you talkin' all kinds of jungle juice bout' shit you ain't got no damn business talkin' bout' You talk too damn much dawg! Tired of dat' shit! Hey maine just get on the highway and get off at da' nex exit"
"You're like a little girl Mike!"
This shit went on all the way to Mike's house where I'm sure he and his dawg argued for who knows how long. Mike and his dawg are white by the way. It's a damn shame when white supremacy fails it's own.
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 82088 posts
Thu Aug-20-15 08:49 PM
1. "water and mints? my white passengers get classic R&B and lite convo" In response to Reply # 0
you get tips with that shit?
You ever had a white woman get in your front passenger seat? I just know one of my wife's friends gonna see me and snitch.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Thu Aug-20-15 09:16 PM
2. "I've been offered a tip twice now" In response to Reply # 1 Thu Aug-20-15 09:17 PM by Atillah Moor
Water, mints, sport coat-- I think it helps. The first tip I turned down the second I accepted as it was from a fellow driver. I think I'll get in the habit of tipping myself. Kind of as a fake union thing.
I picked a woman up last night that almost got in the front seat, but so far nah. Dad's a small city though so it's only a matter of time before I cross paths with someone I know.
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 82088 posts
Fri Aug-21-15 08:36 AM
9. "white girl tried to turn my radio up and then she caught herself" In response to Reply # 8
it was some old Joe or Case...
My dumb ass told my wife and instead of being all haha she was focused!!! "white women in the front seat? oh hell naw"
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 82088 posts
Fri Aug-21-15 09:02 AM
12. "man, its been a good 4 or 5" In response to Reply # 10
last one was so fucking relaxed it was damn near uncomfortable.
it looked like I was on a date.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
its already pulled up for more leg room in the back but I will try try this...
my theory is these are women who are single and it gives them that "I got a man" feeling.
cause the back seat be right there... all leathery and available.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 82088 posts
Fri Aug-21-15 09:04 AM
13. "lmao... i had a few conversations with white women and they all say" In response to Reply # 6
they feel safer in an Uber than a cab.
Shit is kinda weird. They jumping into strangers cars chilling but feel unsafe in cabs.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Thu Aug-20-15 11:27 PM
7. "I've had one white woman and one white man so far as drivers " In response to Reply # 3 Thu Aug-20-15 11:29 PM by Atillah Moor
Dude seemed like a 50 or 60 something guy. Doing it just to get out from under his wife it sounded like. He was cool, but definitely had an I'm doing this company a favor kind of attitude.
The woman man-- she was kooky! She was driving a mini-van with a headlight out which already had me thinking 3 stars for this chic. She picks me up and starts going on about how she has mad kids by like maybe 3 guys I think. Most were grown, but she had a teen at home. She talked non-stop! It got weird when she kept pressing me for my age "NO SERIOUSLY-- HOW OLD ARE YOU!!?" that's the only time in 38 years I thought I could end up missing at the hands of a white woman.
I gave her 5 stars because her story about all her damn kids made me feel some kind of way-- that and I was happy just to be Ive after all that. This woman could have easily been the type to wear my skin as a pant-suit.
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