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legsdiamond
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"yesterday an older woman touched me in a special way"


          

man, its been 2 days and I can't get over this. I keep wondering if I should tell my wife but I know that would be a mistake.

I'm sitting at the brewery after work having a beer. All of a sudden a feel this band on my back and it's soothing as shit, did a little wiggle with the hands and scratched my spot...

I relax, turn around to say "hey baby, you got off work early" and when I turn around...

ITS A 65 YEAR OLD WHITE WOMAN!!!

she asked me to scoot over one seat so she could sit with her daughter an her husband. I did.

Usually I will joke the shit out of you for asking me to move, shit usually turns into good convo and a free round of drinks but not this day.

I was quiet as fuck.

I felt used.

Fellas? Any milfy filthys ever break you down in a matter of minutes?


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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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i feel like Crisco needs to participate in this post.
Jul 22nd 2015
1
i felt mad dirty...
Jul 22nd 2015
3
Pretty Pink...baby bluuuuueeeeee.....
Jul 22nd 2015
6
RE: i feel like Crisco needs to participate in this post.
Jul 22nd 2015
11
show us where
Jul 22nd 2015
2
lmao
Jul 22nd 2015
20
I think I kinda get it from her pov
Jul 22nd 2015
4
I'm Black and I used to have locks in the 90's.
Jul 22nd 2015
5
Added to my list of people I automatically like: Women who touch you
Jul 22nd 2015
7
yeah... we were a couple for 2.2 seconds
Jul 22nd 2015
9
went to a lil 'party'
Jul 22nd 2015
8
lmao
Jul 22nd 2015
10
i read the subject line like DeBarge. i'm dyin. nm
Jul 22nd 2015
12
RE: yesterday an older woman touched me in a special way
Jul 22nd 2015
13
I recently was at a restaurant and had a similar incident
Jul 22nd 2015
14
so how was the meatloaf?
Jul 22nd 2015
15
lol, I didn't partake
Jul 22nd 2015
16
meatloaf though?
Jul 22nd 2015
19
word...what kinda nasty box she got down there?
Jul 22nd 2015
23
Meatloaf recipe
Jul 22nd 2015
27
yo! this has to be a joke.
Jul 22nd 2015
22
You sessymuhphucka, gotdamn whats the recipe, you make a
Jul 22nd 2015
17
some years ago i was working at unc and my coworker was this
Jul 22nd 2015
18
i touched this lady butt by accident on the train yesterday
Jul 22nd 2015
21
relevant and related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLpTvsqMNJE
Jul 22nd 2015
24
I get hit on by GILFs all the time
Jul 22nd 2015
25
my wife and I were ring shopping...
Jul 22nd 2015
26
White people in general are touchy feely.
Jul 22nd 2015
28

FLUIDJ
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1. "i feel like Crisco needs to participate in this post."
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"Get ready..for your blessing..."

  

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legsdiamond
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3. "i felt mad dirty..."
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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FLUIDJ
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6. "Pretty Pink...baby bluuuuueeeeee....."
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"Get ready..for your blessing..."

  

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RaphaelSoulLee
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Wed Jul-22-15 09:51 AM

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11. "RE: i feel like Crisco needs to participate in this post."
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AYE YOUNG!!!!! LMAO!!

It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops

I just live for the comments -Da wiz

  

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DavidHasselhoff
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2. " show us where"
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Wed Jul-22-15 08:01 AM by DavidHasselhoff

          

https://www.myactsofsedition.com/wp-content/uploads/doll-where-did-he-touch-you-child-abuse-creepy.jpg

  

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gumz
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20. "lmao"
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http://www.youtube.com/user/gumzization
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double negative
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4. "I think I kinda get it from her pov"
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She might be thinking

"Let me flex what I know about male anatomy on this dude to get him to move, I give no fucks so this will be fun"

Or

"If I were a younger woman...."

I don't know if you are black or not but when I had dreadlocks I used to have theeee most interesting interactions with older white women...a lot of it centered around "if I was a young woman..."

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legsdiamond
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5. "I'm Black and I used to have locks in the 90's. "
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so I know exactly what you are talking about. Women old and young were straight up disrespectful, throwing it at me right in front of the SO.

and yeah, it was definitely a "watch me break him down"

I wouldn't be surprised if she was giving her daughter a tutorial on the touch.


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Buddy_Gilapagos
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7. "Added to my list of people I automatically like: Women who touch you"
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when they are talking to you.


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legsdiamond
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9. "yeah... we were a couple for 2.2 seconds"
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a woman who knows how to touch can get car in life.

too bad there are a bunch of younger women afraid of catching the cooties

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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8. "went to a lil 'party'"
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at this spot called Boogalou. we all work at the same place. knew a few folks, but not everyone. the seating is like sofa seats with a few chairs.

sit next to an old lady. the whole group is talking. next thing you know she showing me pics of her 40 something son. then I find her hand sliding up and down my thigh!

disgusted! but I can't move cuz of the other people around me. this shit lasted for a few minutes until someone let me out. I stood for the rest of the night.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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legsdiamond
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10. "lmao"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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12. "i read the subject line like DeBarge. i'm dyin. nm"
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peace & blessings,

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13. "RE: yesterday an older woman touched me in a special way"
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You know in her mind she said the older white lady voice version of "you don't know nuthin bout this here your man. Nuthin!"
She was right.
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DJTB YOMM

  

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csuave03
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14. "I recently was at a restaurant and had a similar incident"
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the lady was about 50 ish, white, and worked there

I asked her what type of food was being served and she told me. I then told her that I would not be dining there as it didn't interest me.

She then said that there was meatloaf downstairs and pointed downward.



Here's the thing though, there was only one level at this restaurant.

And she had this devious smirk on her face while she was gesturing and speaking.



I felt somewhat violated.

It was kind of funny though because who does that?

Not to mention she was using that privilege... race & sex

  

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15. "so how was the meatloaf?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

  

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16. "lol, I didn't partake"
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I was too shocked to even say anything, she seemed so nice and prude at first

  

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19. "meatloaf though?"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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23. "word...what kinda nasty box she got down there?"
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http://www.youtube.com/user/gumzization
twitter: @BrosefMalone

  

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27. "Meatloaf recipe"
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mince meat and dried bread crumbs.

Raw and yeasty

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22. "yo! this has to be a joke. "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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17. "You sessymuhphucka, gotdamn whats the recipe, you make a"
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n*gga wanna..got damn (C) ghostface

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18. "some years ago i was working at unc and my coworker was this"
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late 50s early 60s white lady...cool lady for the most part. we would smalltalk about fam etc...normal shit. one day, i think it was maybe a friday...we were talking about what we were gonna be doing over the wknd and shes like...yeah...i think im going to just stay home and relax...probably just watch some movies. would you like to come over and watch some movies??? i was like...uhhh...i think ive already got... plans...but thanks for the invite... shit was kinda crazy.

  

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21. "i touched this lady butt by accident on the train yesterday"
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morning.

We thought the train was delayed so everyone was rushing to get off on but then the doors closed so everyone stopped abruptly. She musta had on a thin dress cause my hand hit like right between both cheeks and it felt ever so soft....I realized all this like 4-5 seconds after the fact and was too embarrassed to even turn around (she was standing behind me at this point)

in any event I told my wife the whole thing. We had a good session that evening.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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24. "relevant and related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLpTvsqMNJE"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLpTvsqMNJE

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PoppaGeorge
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25. "I get hit on by GILFs all the time"
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Especially white grannies. My wife finds it hilarious.

Not the bent over in a walker types, nah, the 60-70 year olds that took care of themselves, slim to thick-ish body types, still decent looking and all.

  

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legsdiamond
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26. "my wife and I were ring shopping... "
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2 old ass white ladies were behind the counter.

One of them said to me "you have skinny fingers"

I said "yeah, but they're long"

both of them were red as shit and one says "oh my"

my wife was rolling!!!

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28. "White people in general are touchy feely."
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I was having a conversation with this white couple and she stood beside me and rubbed my back, put her head on my shoulder, touched my chest, and gave me a deep non friend hug before they left and not one change in dude's demeanor.

For in the dirt and deprivation and degradation of one of the vilest systems created by man, the slave and his lady transcended their environment by the toughness of their spirit, dancing and loving and laughing and hoping on the edge of nothingness. Lero

  

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