legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79331 posts
Wed Jul-22-15 07:59 AM
"yesterday an older woman touched me in a special way"
man, its been 2 days and I can't get over this. I keep wondering if I should tell my wife but I know that would be a mistake.
I'm sitting at the brewery after work having a beer. All of a sudden a feel this band on my back and it's soothing as shit, did a little wiggle with the hands and scratched my spot...
I relax, turn around to say "hey baby, you got off work early" and when I turn around...
ITS A 65 YEAR OLD WHITE WOMAN!!!
she asked me to scoot over one seat so she could sit with her daughter an her husband. I did.
Usually I will joke the shit out of you for asking me to move, shit usually turns into good convo and a free round of drinks but not this day.
I was quiet as fuck.
I felt used.
Fellas? Any milfy filthys ever break you down in a matter of minutes?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
4. "I think I kinda get it from her pov" In response to Reply # 0
She might be thinking
"Let me flex what I know about male anatomy on this dude to get him to move, I give no fucks so this will be fun"
Or
"If I were a younger woman...."
I don't know if you are black or not but when I had dreadlocks I used to have theeee most interesting interactions with older white women...a lot of it centered around "if I was a young woman..."
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79331 posts
Wed Jul-22-15 08:13 AM
5. "I'm Black and I used to have locks in the 90's. " In response to Reply # 4
so I know exactly what you are talking about. Women old and young were straight up disrespectful, throwing it at me right in front of the SO.
and yeah, it was definitely a "watch me break him down"
I wouldn't be surprised if she was giving her daughter a tutorial on the touch.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79331 posts
Wed Jul-22-15 08:38 AM
9. "yeah... we were a couple for 2.2 seconds" In response to Reply # 7
a woman who knows how to touch can get car in life.
too bad there are a bunch of younger women afraid of catching the cooties
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
8. "went to a lil 'party'" In response to Reply # 0
at this spot called Boogalou. we all work at the same place. knew a few folks, but not everyone. the seating is like sofa seats with a few chairs.
sit next to an old lady. the whole group is talking. next thing you know she showing me pics of her 40 something son. then I find her hand sliding up and down my thigh!
disgusted! but I can't move cuz of the other people around me. this shit lasted for a few minutes until someone let me out. I stood for the rest of the night.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
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13. "RE: yesterday an older woman touched me in a special way" In response to Reply # 0
You know in her mind she said the older white lady voice version of "you don't know nuthin bout this here your man. Nuthin!" She was right. ___________________________________________________________
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79331 posts
Wed Jul-22-15 12:06 PM
22. "yo! this has to be a joke. " In response to Reply # 14
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
18. "some years ago i was working at unc and my coworker was this" In response to Reply # 0
late 50s early 60s white lady...cool lady for the most part. we would smalltalk about fam etc...normal shit. one day, i think it was maybe a friday...we were talking about what we were gonna be doing over the wknd and shes like...yeah...i think im going to just stay home and relax...probably just watch some movies. would you like to come over and watch some movies??? i was like...uhhh...i think ive already got... plans...but thanks for the invite... shit was kinda crazy.
21. "i touched this lady butt by accident on the train yesterday" In response to Reply # 0
morning.
We thought the train was delayed so everyone was rushing to get off on but then the doors closed so everyone stopped abruptly. She musta had on a thin dress cause my hand hit like right between both cheeks and it felt ever so soft....I realized all this like 4-5 seconds after the fact and was too embarrassed to even turn around (she was standing behind me at this point)
in any event I told my wife the whole thing. We had a good session that evening.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Wed Jul-22-15 01:47 PM
25. "I get hit on by GILFs all the time" In response to Reply # 0
Especially white grannies. My wife finds it hilarious.
Not the bent over in a walker types, nah, the 60-70 year olds that took care of themselves, slim to thick-ish body types, still decent looking and all.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79331 posts
Wed Jul-22-15 01:47 PM
26. "my wife and I were ring shopping... " In response to Reply # 0
2 old ass white ladies were behind the counter.
One of them said to me "you have skinny fingers"
I said "yeah, but they're long"
both of them were red as shit and one says "oh my"
my wife was rolling!!!
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
28. "White people in general are touchy feely." In response to Reply # 0
I was having a conversation with this white couple and she stood beside me and rubbed my back, put her head on my shoulder, touched my chest, and gave me a deep non friend hug before they left and not one change in dude's demeanor.
For in the dirt and deprivation and degradation of one of the vilest systems created by man, the slave and his lady transcended their environment by the toughness of their spirit, dancing and loving and laughing and hoping on the edge of nothingness. Lero