ORIGINAL POST Work is tedious as fuck and I'm so lazy I've taken to peeing into an empty Mountain Dew bottle under my desk in order to avoid talking to idiot co-workers en route to the bathroom. I'm gonna put that bottle in the pantry fridge when I'm done just so I can finally see who's been stealing the sodas.
NOW apparently someone upstairs MOST LIKELY JESUS read that post and now I have enough shit to do that even if someone responded to this post I wouldn't have time to answer