"OKP photogs, ya'll seen this Nikon P900 with the 83x zoom ?"
Crazzeeee, simply beyond words. The only thing remotely with this much zoom capability for a DSLR from Nikon would be the Nikkor 1200-1700mm f/5.6-8.0 which is 3ft long, 36 pounds and cost 60k when it was released back in the 90s..