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BigJazz
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"will any of you admit that you're a bad driver?"


  

          

the roads are filled with terrible drivers. but who are these people. i know that *I* am not a bad driver. so it must be some of you.

which one of you can't drive worth a shit?

the only bad driver trait i'll cop to is this:

you know the jerk that gets in the right turn lane and rides past some of the traffic and then darts back over toward the left to get back into line? sometimes i'm that guy...

but other than that, i'm a great driver.

what about you?


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i have a lead foot.
May 27th 2015
1
I think I follow too closely
May 27th 2015
2
we all have our bad driving habits, but i think truly bad drivers
May 27th 2015
3
doubtful. people used to honk at me all the time.
May 27th 2015
7
I can't back into anything to save my life
May 27th 2015
4
perhaps you should explore public transportation options haha
May 27th 2015
6
Ion pay it so I don't know.
May 27th 2015
17
oh aiight
May 27th 2015
20
well, now we all know one of your shortcomings
May 27th 2015
22
      I take steroids and it makes me aggressive
May 27th 2015
28
           you out here road raging?
May 27th 2015
32
                RE: you out here roid raging?
May 27th 2015
35
                     Both
May 27th 2015
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you know?
May 27th 2015
19
damn... I'm not surprised one bit
May 27th 2015
8
dude... lol
May 27th 2015
11
      what? she plays her part too well...
May 27th 2015
26
I'd be terrified to drive if all that happened in such a short period
May 27th 2015
13
my car was totalled from someone hitting me
May 27th 2015
15
the hell u been doin? lmao good grief
May 27th 2015
43
yeah, i'm basically blind in one eye.
May 27th 2015
5
yikes
May 27th 2015
12
      i post this because people need to be considerate of
May 27th 2015
16
           ...or maybe the visually-impaired don't belong behind the wheel.
May 27th 2015
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           ^^^^^^^
May 27th 2015
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           c'mon y'all. there's a difference between havin less than perfect vision...
May 27th 2015
29
                blind in one eye?
May 27th 2015
42
           LOL
May 27th 2015
37
           please say you don't drive in the fast lane
May 27th 2015
25
           This post scares me to death
May 27th 2015
27
           prolly shouldn't be behind the wheel if you have one eye
May 27th 2015
33
           I'm sorry but i bust the fuck out laughin....
May 27th 2015
45
im the worst at switching lanes and keeping speeds in traffic
May 27th 2015
9
I live in LA....you HAVE to be a bad driver here
May 27th 2015
10
no one, absolutely no one knows how to merge on the 405
May 27th 2015
40
      anywhere....north OR south
May 27th 2015
44
Md just had the bright idea to remove parallel parking from driver exams
May 27th 2015
14
oh, and i'm prone to road rage.
May 27th 2015
23
this is me.
May 27th 2015
24
I'm a bird-flipper when mofos honk at me unjustly.
May 27th 2015
39
I'm an excellent driver ©Raymond Babbitt
May 27th 2015
30
im not bad. just aggressive.
May 27th 2015
31
At times I can be distracted. It's a bad habit I'm trying to beat.
May 27th 2015
34
I'm terrible. and I hate driving
May 27th 2015
38
I'm a hard braker. Which is mostly bad to my passengers.
May 27th 2015
41

SoWhat
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1. "i have a lead foot."
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and i passive-aggressively enforce that 'slower traffic move to the right' rule by riding bumpers of slow drivers in the left lane.

fuck you.

  

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PimpTrickGangstaClik
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2. "I think I follow too closely"
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Almost bit me in ass a few months ago.

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KiloMcG
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3. "we all have our bad driving habits, but i think truly bad drivers "
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are oblivious.

  

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ndibs
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7. "doubtful. people used to honk at me all the time."
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it basically never happens now. but, i think they know. i honk at asshole drivers.

  

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SimplyHannah
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4. "I can't back into anything to save my life "
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I got my license at 19, have totaled 2 cars, been in 6 car accidents, and have had about 6 or 7 moving violations.

  

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KiloMcG
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6. "perhaps you should explore public transportation options haha"
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totaling 2 cars in such a short time is quite a feat. is your insurance through the roof?

  

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SimplyHannah
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17. "Ion pay it so I don't know."
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Wed May-27-15 01:56 PM by SimplyHannah

  

          

And no I'm not gonna take bus.

  

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KiloMcG
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20. "oh aiight"
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legsdiamond
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22. "well, now we all know one of your shortcomings"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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SimplyHannah
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28. "I take steroids and it makes me aggressive "
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Aggressive and have little to no patience, especially on the road. Dosent really make for good driving, but I'm learning up control it. It ain't my fault!

  

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legsdiamond
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32. "you out here road raging? "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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35. "RE: you out here roid raging? "
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36. "Both "
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I take a low dosage but it's enough to make you rage, even over little stuff. My parents are usually in the receiving end of my fits, but they understand.

  

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SoWhat
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19. "you know?"
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sheesh.

fuck you.

  

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legsdiamond
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8. "damn... I'm not surprised one bit"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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11. "dude... lol"
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legsdiamond
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26. "what? she plays her part too well... "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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PimpTrickGangstaClik
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13. "I'd be terrified to drive if all that happened in such a short period"
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6 accidents, two being total losses?
Nope. I'm walking from now on

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ndibs
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15. "my car was totalled from someone hitting me "
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Wed May-27-15 01:47 PM by ndibs

          

supposedly at 20 mph. cause they ain't get a speeding ticket. i went to turn left on a narrow cobblestone street and they came out of nowhere (in a lane i didn't even know existed because they are not marked) going probably 40 and hit my rear left axle. replacing the whole body would have been two expensive. so it didn't look bad and i wasn't hurt, but it was totalled. if you have a cheap car then it's easy to have it totalled out.

the streets look like this and are generally 1 lane in each direction.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/f3/b8/ff/this-is-only-a-part-of.jpg

i got a failure to maintain lane citation too. i should have said something about the no lane thing but whatever. i was too stunned.

  

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43. "the hell u been doin? lmao good grief"
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girls always fuckin up some cars tho

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touched like midas these bitch ass niggas they study and bite us.

  

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ndibs
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5. "yeah, i'm basically blind in one eye."
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i have trouble seeing a lot of things.

  

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KiloMcG
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12. "yikes"
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16. "i post this because people need to be considerate of"
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other drivesrs and know someone isn't necessarily going slow or being extra cautious because they're an asshole or not paying attention or inconsiderate. they may have a vision impairment. it may take me longer to get over merge or do other things that are easy for people. for the most part i try to stay off the interstate at night and roads during rush hour period.

  

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18. "...or maybe the visually-impaired don't belong behind the wheel."
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fuck you.

  

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21. "^^^^^^^"
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29. "c'mon y'all. there's a difference between havin less than perfect vision..."
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and being blind as a bat


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SoWhat
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42. "blind in one eye?"
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i have an aunt who is basically deaf and insists on driving. she too only drives during the day and stays off the freeway...but i think she shouldn't be out there at all.

i see this the same way. no pun intended.

fuck you.

  

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37. "LOL"
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~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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25. "please say you don't drive in the fast lane"
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also, or grins, where to they give drivers licenses to people that can't see out of one eye?

  

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27. "This post scares me to death"
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There are Mr. Magoos out there controlling high speed projectiles on our highways

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33. "prolly shouldn't be behind the wheel if you have one eye"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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45. "I'm sorry but i bust the fuck out laughin...."
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=======================================
Coolin...

  

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9. "im the worst at switching lanes and keeping speeds in traffic"
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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

  

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10. "I live in LA....you HAVE to be a bad driver here"
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too many cars with too many "styles" (partly due to this being a place with so many people from so many different places who bring their ways together)

if I could just find a way to teach the efficacy of turn signals and the idea of fast/slow lanes

  

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40. "no one, absolutely no one knows how to merge on the 405"
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Wed May-27-15 03:13 PM by astralblak

  

          

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44. "anywhere....north OR south"
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bastids

  

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BigJazz
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14. "Md just had the bright idea to remove parallel parking from driver exams"
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parking in the city is about to get extra ugly...

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23. "oh, and i'm prone to road rage."
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cut me off? i'm that guy who will speed up and follow you, riding your bumper...just to be a dick.

i curb these urges now...for the most part. but that rage monster lurks within.

fuck you.

  

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24. "this is me."
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i try to keep it to just screaming at the driver from inside my car to avoid potentially dangerous driving, but yeah, it's in me too.

  

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39. "I'm a bird-flipper when mofos honk at me unjustly."
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30. "I'm an excellent driver ©Raymond Babbitt"
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31. "im not bad. just aggressive."
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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34. "At times I can be distracted. It's a bad habit I'm trying to beat."
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38. "I'm terrible. and I hate driving"
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41. "I'm a hard braker. Which is mostly bad to my passengers."
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I go over bumps pretty recklessly too. It's not always fun to ride with me.

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