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John Forte
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"Petty Crime: Chipotle Edition"


          

Do you ask for double meat and not tell the cashier? 50% of the times I go to Chipotle, the person in front of me pulls that shit.

  

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The person on front of you....yeah n/m
May 21st 2015
1
I'd never pull that shit, 'cause I'd be too embarrassed to get caught
May 21st 2015
2
you dont get caught
May 21st 2015
22
      ^^^Self-snitching!
May 21st 2015
39
RE: The person on front of you....yeah
May 21st 2015
7
      You know?
May 21st 2015
29
      ^^^Never been to a Chipotle in NYC at Lunchtime
May 21st 2015
37
can't do it at the 'Black" Chipotle....but if its lunch time at the
May 21st 2015
3
they don't write it on the wrapper?
May 21st 2015
4
burrito bowl, to stay
May 21st 2015
6
      ohhh
May 21st 2015
8
      Salad to go
May 21st 2015
23
The person who makes it marks it
May 21st 2015
5
right. with a circle and erethang
May 21st 2015
9
no, they don't. Not for bowls w/o lids
May 21st 2015
10
they don't always mark it correctly.
May 21st 2015
31
nah cuz they write it on the foil but I do steal like 2 or 3 bottles of
May 21st 2015
11
i useta work across the street from qdoba & i'd beat them for hot sauce
May 21st 2015
18
i have a bottle of their hot sauce at the office and one at home.
May 21st 2015
32
      you are a piece of crap
May 21st 2015
35
           They have cases of those bottles in stock.
May 21st 2015
36
                Man U know I'm stupid
May 21st 2015
41
Nah, I can afford to pay for my extra meat.
May 21st 2015
12
pause
May 21st 2015
13
ha i was at citi field yesterday and the line is self serve like a schoo...
May 21st 2015
14
does asking for extra portions of anything else fall under this category...
May 21st 2015
15
That stuff is free
May 21st 2015
24
wait, why is it on y'all to tell them what'chu ordered?
May 21st 2015
16
if you got a burrito bowl, they just look at it and ring it up
May 21st 2015
17
      i'm gonna need them to improve their process. the meat scooper & cashier
May 21st 2015
19
In our areas whenever anyone orders double it gets yelled down the line....
May 21st 2015
20
yep.
May 21st 2015
21
Apparently, y'all mostly fuck wit burritos. peep game
May 21st 2015
25
fuck those beans and rice
May 21st 2015
26
That's why I ordered it
May 21st 2015
28
i WANT the added calories, bro.
May 21st 2015
33
Extra meat? Y'all are greedy. They give out plenty
May 21st 2015
27
hell yeah i have done that shit!
May 21st 2015
30
lol. yikes.
May 21st 2015
34
You'll stop once you become middle class
May 21st 2015
38
Going to Chipotle is a crime by itself
May 21st 2015
40
its literally beans rice and some kind protein
May 21st 2015
42
Don't try to apply logic to him
May 21st 2015
43
i'ma reluctantly co-sign this, especially if you live in cali, texas, ny...
May 21st 2015
44

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1. "The person on front of you....yeah n/m"
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2. "I'd never pull that shit, 'cause I'd be too embarrassed to get caught"
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22. "you dont get caught"
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if they hear it they ring you up. If not, they dont. Them fools are too busy they just keep the line moving,

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39. "^^^Self-snitching!"
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Meanwhile I am here in taking notes like "Hmmm, I'ma try this!"

Too bad I don't really fuck with Chipotle like that.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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7. "RE: The person on front of you....yeah"
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Yall Chipotle must be super duper busy

This has never happened.
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29. "You know?"
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37. "^^^Never been to a Chipotle in NYC at Lunchtime"
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Those bad boys are on jam. Every Chipotle in the city between 12pm and 2pm has a line out the door. They be that busy.

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3. "can't do it at the 'Black" Chipotle....but if its lunch time at the "
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'regular' Chipotle...of course i've done it


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4. "they don't write it on the wrapper?"
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6. "burrito bowl, to stay"
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8. "ohhh"
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23. "Salad to go"
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Thu May-21-15 03:31 PM by ShawndmeSlanted

  

          

the top of the salad cover is foil and its hard to read the writing even if they do write it.

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5. "The person who makes it marks it"
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C = chicken
DC = double chicken
S = Steak
DS = Double Steak

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9. "right. with a circle and erethang"
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10. "no, they don't. Not for bowls w/o lids"
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31. "they don't always mark it correctly."
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sometimes not at all.

fuck you.

  

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11. "nah cuz they write it on the foil but I do steal like 2 or 3 bottles of "
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Thu May-21-15 02:27 PM by Big Kuntry

  

          

hot sauce every time I go.


  

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18. "i useta work across the street from qdoba & i'd beat them for hot sauce"
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every time i went...

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32. "i have a bottle of their hot sauce at the office and one at home."
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i gank that shit whenever i want.

one of my coworkers lost respect for me after he saw me snatch one. LOL

fuck you.

  

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35. "you are a piece of crap"
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36. "They have cases of those bottles in stock."
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They have handed me a new one unopened whenever I ask. Sometimes I stick that mug in my to-go bag and take it with me. And I tend to use the hot sauce exclusively for Chipotle products I eat at home or at work, so it feels right. Lol

fuck you.

  

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41. "Man U know I'm stupid"
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>They have handed me a new one unopened whenever I ask.
>Sometimes I stick that mug in my to-go bag and take it with
>me. And I tend to use the hot sauce exclusively for Chipotle
>products I eat at home or at work, so it feels right. Lol

  

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12. "Nah, I can afford to pay for my extra meat."
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13. "pause"
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14. "ha i was at citi field yesterday and the line is self serve like a schoo..."
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with the exception of drinks, and then you walk to the cashier. I ordered a beer and was waiting for a chicken and fries combo for at least 6 minutes. As i waited, I drank my beer. The beer was like 75% finished by the time i got my food and walked to the cashier. He only rang up the food and said "just the chicken and fries"?

I started to say something and then I saw the price of the beer out the corner of my eye.

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15. "does asking for extra portions of anything else fall under this category..."
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I always ask for extra rice, beans, corn

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24. "That stuff is free"
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>I always ask for extra rice, beans, corn

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16. "wait, why is it on y'all to tell them what'chu ordered?"
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they need a better system if that's how they're doing it.

i don't really go to chipotle cuz the line is always crazy and i haven't been impressed with the food i've had from there.


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17. "if you got a burrito bowl, they just look at it and ring it up"
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they don't know the person who made it gave you double meat.

  

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19. "i'm gonna need them to improve their process. the meat scooper & cashier"
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are a few feet apart. imma need them to figure out a way to communicate that info.

consider that double dip your gift for teaching them the flaw in their procedures...

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20. "In our areas whenever anyone orders double it gets yelled down the line...."
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"DOUBLE MEAT!!!!!"

  

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21. "yep. "
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works 50% of the time. Oftentimes the person making it yells it down the line and the cashier doesnt hear it or doesnt care.

Also, tell them you want double meat after they already served that 1st portion. Or else you end upo getting like two 75% portions.

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25. "Apparently, y'all mostly fuck wit burritos. peep game"
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That fucking tortilla is 300 calories. You could have a burrito bowl and a snickers bar and it would be fewer calories than a burrito.

  

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26. "fuck those beans and rice"
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Salad with the peppers and onions

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28. "That's why I ordered it "
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>That fucking tortilla is 300 calories. You could have a
>burrito bowl and a snickers bar and it would be fewer calories
>than a burrito.

And ima still have my snickers bar.

I usually make the burrito 2 meals.

  

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33. "i WANT the added calories, bro."
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back when i was gaining muscle i started eating at Chipotle largely b/c their burritos pack so many calories and so much protein.

my standard order back then was a chicken or barbacoa burrito w/BOTH beans (full spoon of each) and plenty cheese along w/all of the salsas and lots of extra lettuce. that way i could avoid getting that double meat charge. plus i like the extra beans.

i still order the same burrito and it cracks me up to see the newbies fill my order b/c they always make my burritos like they're afraid of them. 7/10 the tortilla splits and i have to assure them that i don't care about that and they can wrap that shit up as-is.

fuck you.

  

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27. "Extra meat? Y'all are greedy. They give out plenty"
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Unless you go the stingy ass location

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30. "hell yeah i have done that shit!"
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and i'll get a barbacoa burrito but tell the cashier it's chicken.

and yes i've had double meat w/o saying so.

on a related note: i've ordered a BMT at Subway and told the cashier it's a Spicy Italian.

fuck you.

  

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34. "lol. yikes."
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this post has me rethinking Case's about how people determine good and evil/right and wrong

this is why people can't have nice shit.

  

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38. "You'll stop once you become middle class"
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>Do you ask for double meat and not tell the cashier? 50% of
>the times I go to Chipotle, the person in front of me pulls
>that shit.

I always say that's the dividing line between poor and middle class - when you ask for extra cheese and not worry about the cost.

  

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40. "Going to Chipotle is a crime by itself"
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42. "its literally beans rice and some kind protein"
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how you can be this strongly against such a simple combination of food

  

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43. "Don't try to apply logic to him"
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>how you can be this strongly against such a simple
>combination of food

  

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44. "i'ma reluctantly co-sign this, especially if you live in cali, texas, ny..."
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shit is basically subway X glorified taco bell. i hate how they try to push it as something healthy, which it's not, and how anyone might refer to it as "fresh," which it's *definitely* not.

it's OK to me but the way people act like it stands out in any way on the fast food landscape annoys me. i havent eaten there in like four years. i also find it to be kind of expensive if you dont want to fill up on rice and beans.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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