***************************************** . . . If I have something to say when there is a reason involved, I am perfectly willing to talk. Katherine Hepburn
6. "BECUZ!!!! REASONS!!!!! n/m" In response to Reply # 5
***************************************** . . . If I have something to say when there is a reason involved, I am perfectly willing to talk. Katherine Hepburn
Ted Gee Seal Member since Apr 18th 2007 10091 posts
Thu May-21-15 02:39 PM
34. "Harder to pull in the money if you preach against the congregation" In response to Reply # 5
The biggest thing for me is divorce. How can you honestly you're about defending marriage if you're not trying to outlaw divorce?
But then, there's a fair few preachers out there who will divorce their wives with few qualms, or at least want the option to if it comes down to that.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu May-21-15 11:58 AM
8. "all Black pastors got hoes..." In response to Reply # 0
my dude is a pastor and yo, the stories he tells are unbelievable.
One time a woman came into his church and said "pastor, I just wanna duck or sick"
he was like "this is the house of the lord"
MEET ME OUTSIDE, MEET ME OUTSIDE
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu May-21-15 12:13 PM
12. "seriously tho, my boy and I were wondering why a friend" In response to Reply # 8
who is a pastor has so much booty thrown at him and this was his theory.
Women are going to church to find a man sent by God or even the second coming of Jesus himself... but since that ain't happening they look to the man in the pulpit.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
19. "Women love a man with a good story to tell" In response to Reply # 12
>who is a pastor has so much booty thrown at him and this was >his theory. > >Women are going to church to find a man sent by God or even >the second coming of Jesus himself... but since that ain't >happening they look to the man in the pulpit. > >
Charisma goes a long way with women and pastors generally have alot of it.
23. "Alot of times, too, a young pastor is one of the few young, straight" In response to Reply # 19
adult men in the church, depending on the size of the church.
Plus, being a good preacher is infused with liveness and what would be called swag outside of the church. Alot of women respond to that on a primal level.
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Thu May-21-15 01:20 PM
24. "It's the power that is attractive to women. Everything else is extra." In response to Reply # 12
Same with Rock stars. Women are attracted to the power of the person leading the crowd and have always been naturally attracted to those who have command or influence over many.
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu May-21-15 01:33 PM
26. "yup.. plus they are all focused on the same dude for 45 minutes" In response to Reply # 24
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
17. "I spit my draink all over my keyboard, young!" In response to Reply # 8
>my dude is a pastor and yo, the stories he tells are >unbelievable. > >One time a woman came into his church and said "pastor, I just >wanna duck or sick" > >he was like "this is the house of the lord" > >MEET ME OUTSIDE, MEET ME OUTSIDE
It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu May-21-15 01:55 PM
27. "fam, he was like NOPE, she turned around, walked away..." In response to Reply # 17
and then he saw that ass and was like..... "waaaaiiiit"
He said the Baptist preachers are even worse than he is and he is terrible. He doesn't drink so he is always the designated driver at conferences. He said those dudes go hard at conferences.
women aren't any better. I was in his car one time when a woman of the cloth was depressed because a preacher wouldn't leave his wife. She was like "I knew the rules and knew he wouldn't leave her but it still hurts"
once she hung up I asked him if this was common and he said it's all too common.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
MrThomas43423 Member since Jul 03rd 2002 67613 posts
Thu May-21-15 12:06 PM
9. "so my brother just finished seminary and has been Youth minister..." In response to Reply # 0
at a new church for a couple months now. and my brother is waaaaay better than me. way better. off the strength of being tall (6'4) and good looking alone i'd be fucking like crazy, but he's a righteous man, probably because we've seen so much unrighteousness in the "business". but since he's been preaching he says its on another level. he says grandmoms and mom's just be stalking him for their daughters. and i'm sure the daughters make it plain too.
that's why i gotta get up there. if he's not going to capitalize on it, then dammit....i'll be the wild and charismatic older brother. --------------------------------------- it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.
MrThomas43423 Member since Jul 03rd 2002 67613 posts
Thu May-21-15 01:24 PM
25. "yep. well....he's on his way out" In response to Reply # 20
August i think. and i love it. fuck it. go to Florida and play golf. enjoy your life. --------------------------------------- it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.
16. "one of my best friends growin up was one of the wildest niggas ever" In response to Reply # 0
dude got locked up a few times for petty crimes, was an addict, just a wild nigga before it was cool to be a wild ngga. dude got saved in the late 90s and went to divinity school and ended up becoming a reverend. he told me the amounts of "attention" he gets thrown his way is straight up unbelievable lol. he said he exercises restraint and prays alot but he sees how the many have fallen
18. "I stopped dating two pastors off the traffic they got on their instagram..." In response to Reply # 0
One of them, I went to his IG and hit the tab to show pics he was tagged in...
Man, he was tagged in this chick's pic of herself but underneath the pic they were chatting... She was asking when he was coming back to ATL to tap that and he was saying he had a conference coming up soon and he wanted her to wait on him at the hotel spread eagle.
Meanwhile her page was not private and the caption on the pic, was like "Going to church". It was crazy, so I left him alone real quick.
The second pastor turned out to be married! Found out on Instagram lol. And there's always lots of women commenting under his pics. He says he gets a lot of DMs from women, asking for prayer...
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu May-21-15 01:58 PM
28. "they go wild at those conferences. " In response to Reply # 18
one time they had a conference in Houston...
and dude called him in Dallas talking about "Don't ask me how I ended up in Dallas, you gonna have to preach for me today"
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
35. "Jesus Fuckin Christ" In response to Reply # 18
>he was tagged in this chick's pic of herself but >underneath the pic they were chatting... She was asking when >he was coming back to ATL to tap that and he was saying he had >a conference coming up soon and he wanted her to wait on him >at the hotel spread eagle. > >Meanwhile her page was not private and the caption on the pic, >was like "Going to church".
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu May-21-15 01:59 PM
29. "lol, it's the real reason he wants a church" In response to Reply # 21
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
33. "many are loyal, but it's rough" In response to Reply # 0
....single pastors have to catch it the WORST....
...i know my church's asst pastor's wife passed away a few years ago...they had been married over 20 yrs i think....dude was remarried withing a year and a half.....one time preaching, he basically said that he wasn't built to be single...i took part of what he was saying to mean that them women were coming at him HARD....
shoot....marvin Sapp hadda get restaining orders on women for showing up on his property trying to holla after his wife passed...dude was all over social media asking them women to stop trying to get at him so hard...
"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus
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