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Mongo
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Fri May-08-15 09:06 AM

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"I haven't wanted to beat anybody's ass like this in a cool minute."


  

          

I ranted about this on Facebook late last night but deleted it, because I actually have a few co-workers who read that shit.

Three weeks designing a suite of graphics templates for the UK elections. Building them in Motion (which is like putting together Legos dipped in motor oil), writing an actual instruction manual, taking questions from the London office on how to use them, what they'd be using them for...

My counterpart in London fucked the entire thing up.

He contacted us early in the day with two requests, which were fulfilled, and then apparently injected ketamine into each eyeball before actually using any of the stuff I'd sent him.

19:30, I get an email that the senior editorial staff is 'hugely disappointed' at the confusing, inconsistent results.

I looked this shit over, and either the designer in London had a stroke, fucked up up on purpose, or is just a lazy moron.

And dropped it all at my feet.

TIGHT. I haven't been this tight in about two years. My trapezius is cramped all the way up to my eyes.

I'm ready to walk to fucking London to choke this jerk-off unconscious.

Holy shit.

  

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If you have a paper trail, you should clear up the confusion.
May 08th 2015
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May 08th 2015
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Sorry to hear but use this as creative fuel!!!!!
May 08th 2015
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^^^ reason the labour party lost
May 08th 2015
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that was my first thought too
May 08th 2015
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*starts plane ticket + bail Kickstarter*
May 08th 2015
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sorry...
May 08th 2015
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(which is like putting together Legos dipped in motor oil)
May 08th 2015
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initiationofplato
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Fri May-08-15 09:17 AM

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1. "If you have a paper trail, you should clear up the confusion."
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No sense in getting angry, just email the appropriate people and clear your name.

~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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Fri May-08-15 11:57 AM

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5. "^"
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Buddy_Gilapagos
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Fri May-08-15 09:28 AM

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2. "Sorry to hear but use this as creative fuel!!!!!"
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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

  

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akon
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Fri May-08-15 09:30 AM

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3. "^^^ reason the labour party lost"
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thats fucked up though, definitely clarify and then choke his ass.

would be a good reason to go to london.

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i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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Ted Gee Seal
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Fri May-08-15 02:58 PM

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7. "that was my first thought too"
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I feel like the center left in general is falling off in the so-called Western democracies.

Just IMO though.

  

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BabySoulRebel
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Fri May-08-15 10:48 AM

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4. "*starts plane ticket + bail Kickstarter*"
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here for dis.

  

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morpheme
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Fri May-08-15 12:09 PM

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6. "sorry..."
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Fri May-08-15 12:14 PM by morpheme

  

          

thought this was someone else's post.

  

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PG
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Fri May-08-15 06:40 PM

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8. "(which is like putting together Legos dipped in motor oil)"
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excellent imagery tho....

  

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