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Deadzombie
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"what's the best way to keep children from running through your yard?"


          

in the 'hood' of course.

i'm typing about big lil niggas.

size twelve shoes running through the yard.

how do you respond?

do you yell them out?

what about when you're not home?

do you build a tall fence?

do you buy a dog?

do you post signs?

do you buy a gun?

  

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A fence. I need one now. For dogs, not kids
May 07th 2015
1
I've found dog owners to be very indignant when I ask them
May 07th 2015
12
my hood is in the middle...
May 07th 2015
16
I lump kids and dogs together in that, the people they belong to tend
May 07th 2015
20
RE: what's the best way to keep children from running through your yard?
May 07th 2015
2
you have to set a nigger apple trap.
May 07th 2015
3
smh
May 07th 2015
5
poison
May 07th 2015
4
A big ass dog
May 07th 2015
6
Spikes.
May 07th 2015
7
motion triggered sprinklers...
May 07th 2015
8
fight em
May 07th 2015
9
what if they were white?
May 07th 2015
10
Poison does not discriminate
May 07th 2015
11
shoot one.
May 07th 2015
13
I came in here to say this -- you only need to shoot one
May 07th 2015
30
it's just grass.
May 07th 2015
14
In my situation, it was not about the grass. It was about the property.
May 07th 2015
21
Land mines.
May 07th 2015
15
punji pit
May 07th 2015
17
tear gas and rebel flags.
May 07th 2015
18
stand in your window, naked
May 07th 2015
19
why does it bother you?
May 07th 2015
22
befriend them
May 07th 2015
23
Was it a path before you moved in?
May 07th 2015
24
a gun
May 07th 2015
25
machete. those that didnt avoid, definitely thought twice
May 07th 2015
26
forgot to add that a machete aint happening in 2015
May 07th 2015
27
Dobermans and IEDs
May 07th 2015
28
Dobermans with IEDs in their mouths
May 07th 2015
29
      this is fantastic
May 07th 2015
31
Trip wire with fish hooks knotted into it
May 07th 2015
32

John Forte
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1. "A fence. I need one now. For dogs, not kids"
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I hate dogs, and I live around a lot of white folk who think it's cool to walk their fucking dogs om my lawn. I think it's killing my grass near the sidewalk. I've also found the occasional turd. Let me find out who's behind that shit, and I might end up on the news.

  

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12. "I've found dog owners to be very indignant when I ask them"
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please not to let their piss in my flower garden.

It's never a satisfactory conversation, no matter how gently I try to put it.

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16. "my hood is in the middle..."
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....of gentrification. I now, constantly, have to tell white folks that if they don't pick up their shit I will be leaving it on their door...

I've recently moved to "get the fuck off my lawn".......

  

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SuiteLady
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20. "I lump kids and dogs together in that, the people they belong to tend"
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to assume that because they adore their pet or child everyone else will and that is not the case... especially with me.

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KiloMcG
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2. "RE: what's the best way to keep children from running through your yard?"
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3. "you have to set a nigger apple trap. "
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Kim Jong Trill
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5. "smh"
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Fuck your fort!

  

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SuiteLady
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4. "poison "
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I am joking, but we had this problem at my mother's house a few years ago. These kids treated my mother's yard like it was a vacant lot. One day we had FIVE basketballs lying in our yard. I started collecting them and throwing them a park a couple miles away. There were baby dolls laying in the yard - this one little boy literally jumped off his bike and ran into his house leaving the bike in the middle of my mother's yard. I began knocking on doors and complaining to parents. I think the combination of my complaints, the children growing older, them realizing their shit was disappearing ended the problem.

but I would preferred using poison.

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6. "A big ass dog"
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7. "Spikes."
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8. "motion triggered sprinklers..."
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9. "fight em"
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Deadzombie
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10. "what if they were white?"
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SuiteLady
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11. "Poison does not discriminate "
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PoppaGeorge
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13. "shoot one."
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when the cops come tell them he/she reached in their waistband and you felt threatened. They'll comiserate with you and will likely cite the kid and his/her parents for tresspassing or something like that.

No one will ever play in your yard ever again.

  

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30. "I came in here to say this -- you only need to shoot one"
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But you should always shoot a second time, into the ground (not the air, please) so that you can tell the cops you fired a warning shot before shooting the child.

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14. "it's just grass."
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21. "In my situation, it was not about the grass. It was about the property."
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My mother paid the mortgage and property taxes on that house/property for 27 years. Not to mention all the upkeep that is still a part of her budget. It is HER property - not theirs or their parents. I don't expect the kids to get that, but I do expect the adults that they belong to the get it.

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15. "Land mines."
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17. "punji pit"
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18. "tear gas and rebel flags. "
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19. "stand in your window, naked"
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22. "why does it bother you?"
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23. "befriend them"
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rather than treating them like they are some kinda invasive species, treat em like people

get to know them (and let them get to know you as cool)

then ask them and they will/should chill

now if they on some OTHER ish, then fence that mug up

  

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24. "Was it a path before you moved in?"
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25. "a gun"
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Problem solved

  

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26. "machete. those that didnt avoid, definitely thought twice "
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27. "forgot to add that a machete aint happening in 2015 "
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28. "Dobermans and IEDs"
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29. "Dobermans with IEDs in their mouths"
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and when they bark, they shoot IEDs at them.

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31. "this is fantastic"
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can we have the Dobermans also poop armor-piercing bullets at high speed?

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32. "Trip wire with fish hooks knotted into it"
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Don't use the stuff that can be seen. Use 50 lb fishing line so it isn't that visible.

  

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