Starfish: I don't know if they creep me out but I would never pick up a live one.
Thumbelina: When I was a kid she use to have me scared of those big ass flowers she lived in.
Mascots: The Chik Fil A cow, Easter Bunny or any of them. Especially when they want to shake your hand, something about that glove hand they wear.

Wax statues

Statues or taxidermy bigger than 7'

Dead mice

Cooking meat that still looks like itself (feels somehow cruel to me. I know they're dead. But it makes me remember what they used to be.)


Haunted houses and the performers inside, esp if they touch me. Lizard brain says fight every time. Thus I stopped goin in around 6th grade.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

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The ULTIMATE negation of everything.

The space between despair and orgasm is hard to fill ~ Maron

Crabs and shrimp because they look like spiders and roaches, octopui... they're too smart and I know they will become our overlords.

2. Floors with small tiles and lots of grout. Example... http://www.stonecenteronline.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/t/3/t31xh-thassos-marble-1-inch-hexagon-mosaic-tile-honed_01.jpg Really any tile with cracks or that looked grubby weirdos me out.

3. Green, red or orange upholstery... red to a lesser extent. Also any upholstery with a rip.

4. Water spots on silverware.

5. Butterflies, their bodies are ugly and they taste with their feet.



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DJTB YOMM

Cause in that case, the sounds of:

Apple biting
Chair scraping
Chewing
Swallowing and/or "ahhhhhhhs" of refreshment
Motorcycles
Dirtbikes
Plastic bags
The unsealing of the lips of a dry mouth
NPR nosehairs on the mic
Balloons rubbed

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.