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"WTF is this? ScroGuard? (NSFW)"
Thu Apr-30-15 09:38 AM by CyrenYoung

  

          

Make sex as sterile and awkward as possible with our product!

https://scroguard.com/

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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is this work safe?
Apr 30th 2015
1
ish
Apr 30th 2015
2
      ok, that's the weirdest shit i've ever seen.
Apr 30th 2015
3
           it makes sense and at the same time it ruined all sexual thoughts
Apr 30th 2015
4
                lolol damn
Apr 30th 2015
7
                double damn
Apr 30th 2015
15
                WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE! (c) Kevin Harlan
Apr 30th 2015
19
Discretion is the better part of valor
Apr 30th 2015
5
most women nowadays have had 30-60 sex partners.
Apr 30th 2015
9
      whos alias is this?
Apr 30th 2015
13
      out of the two things you mention HPV is the real killer (potentially)
Apr 30th 2015
14
      Breh if you dont got no type of understanding you need to get the fuk
Apr 30th 2015
20
sound like a rejected superhero team from Marvel's Phase 4.
Apr 30th 2015
6
^^^ no words except lol
Apr 30th 2015
12
might as well just settle for some good hand action if you gonna do all ...
Apr 30th 2015
8
Sheeiit I might put one on AFTER I cum (c) Tracy Morgan
Apr 30th 2015
10
im stocking up for the next RE
Apr 30th 2015
11
this is for a dude that's cheating on his wife
Apr 30th 2015
16
RE: WTF is this? ScroGuard? (NSFW)
Apr 30th 2015
17
LAST NIGHT I TASTED SWEET BROWN SUGAR
May 01st 2015
22
Has penicillin stopped working?
Apr 30th 2015
18
slightly more comfortable and less protective than hulk-buster armor
Apr 30th 2015
21
can't wait for the SNL sketch
May 01st 2015
23

KiloMcG
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1. "is this work safe?"
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2. "ish"
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KiloMcG
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3. "ok, that's the weirdest shit i've ever seen."
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4. "it makes sense and at the same time it ruined all sexual thoughts"
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Thu Apr-30-15 09:31 AM by double negative

  

          

I bet simplyhannah would be in line for this

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Cenario
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7. "lolol damn"
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>I bet simplyhannah would be in line for this

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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15. "double damn"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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ConcreteCharlie
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19. "WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE! (c) Kevin Harlan"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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Cocobrotha2
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5. "Discretion is the better part of valor"
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i.e., you should probably pick another partner if you're considering deploying this.

<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->

  

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COLOR_MONEY
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9. "most women nowadays have had 30-60 sex partners."
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Thu Apr-30-15 12:04 PM by COLOR_MONEY

          

if it's a particularly attractive women in a major city consider 60-100+.

it's really not about men "exercising discretion" at this point.

herpes/hpv amongst women 18-24 is like one in three.

this will probably never catch on, but the regular condom isn't cutting it as far as std protection goes.

  

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13. "whos alias is this?"
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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

  

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14. "out of the two things you mention HPV is the real killer (potentially)"
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herpes just makes for ugly genitalia once in a blue moon

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ConcreteCharlie
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20. "Breh if you dont got no type of understanding you need to get the fuk"
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off dat scoguard.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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poetx
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6. "sound like a rejected superhero team from Marvel's Phase 4. "
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a combination of Ant Man, Micronauts and Horton Hears a Who, the ScroGuard, members of the millenia old Order of the Scrotums, wage war against sundry STIs - big fights on a small level.

I will admit that the action in Nebula's Crabs / Infinity Crotch crossover was pretty hairy. I was not a fan, however, of seeing Adam Warlock's cock at the scale of a high rise office building.




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12. "^^^ no words except lol"
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FLUIDJ
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8. "might as well just settle for some good hand action if you gonna do all ..."
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"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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10. "Sheeiit I might put one on AFTER I cum (c) Tracy Morgan"
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But nah seriously, I'd try it just for novelty's sake. It's almost like a superhero costume for your dick. I wouldn't use a condom with it though.

  

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11. "im stocking up for the next RE"
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16. "this is for a dude that's cheating on his wife"
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and wants to be EXTRA sure not to bring nothing home.

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17. "RE: WTF is this? ScroGuard? (NSFW)"
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Thu Apr-30-15 05:48 PM by double 0

          

Dudes who wear this fuck chicks through the hole in plaid boxers (not boxer briefs)

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22. "LAST NIGHT I TASTED SWEET BROWN SUGAR"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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18. "Has penicillin stopped working?"
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Actually - yes in some cases. Some strains of syphilis are drug resistant.

Still - no. If I get this paranoid about fucking I'll just abstain.

fuck you.

  

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21. "slightly more comfortable and less protective than hulk-buster armor"
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23. "can't wait for the SNL sketch"
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