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Mongo
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"Nicki Minaj’s Bar Mitzvah Advice *swipe*"


  

          

The only thing burning hotter than Baltimore right now, is Nicki Minaj's Bar Mitzvah tour

AMIRITE FELLAS

http://tabletmag.com/scroll/190566/nicki-minajs-bar-mitzvah-advice


When Nicki Minaj does bar mitzvahs, she not only performs but offers sage-like wisdom to the formative tweens in the crowd.

“Stay in school, and don’t be a slouch or a bum,” Minaj told the crowd at Matt’s high-wattage bar mitzvah this weekend. (Retired New York Knickbocker John Starks was also spotted on the red carpet.)

Minaj also had an important message for the young girls in the audience: “And ladies, never let a man have to take care of you, do you understand me? Be your own woman, be your own person.”

My apologies to the parents of the kid whose bar mitzvah is next weekend—you’re probably going to have to hire Drake now.

Video and Instagram in the link.

  

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that kid on the right of her has serious game face on
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You might wanna make your sig look like a sig. That reply + your sig. L...
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if dat ass doesn't bring on manhood, nothing will
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Her cleavage jumpstarted most of those boys into puberty
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legsdiamond
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Tue Apr-28-15 09:45 AM

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1. "that kid on the right of her has serious game face on"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Binladen
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3. "You might wanna make your sig look like a sig. That reply + your sig. L..."
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KosherSam
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2. "if dat ass doesn't bring on manhood, nothing will"
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*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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Mongo
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4. "Her cleavage jumpstarted most of those boys into puberty"
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