Sorry simps, this post is for the pimps..

The good, the bad, the hilarious...

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

me: yeah love, you gotta look both ways before crossing the street.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

'hi - remember the type of guy i was talking about yesterday? could you tell i was talking about you? well, i was. i'm sorry this is so froward'

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

we buddies now.

Best can't think of one

So the story is this... I was out one night a few summer ago at a Michael Jackson tribute party and there was this fine chick... fine as all outdoors and she was standing by herself fending off wave after wave of thirsty negroes. I don't holler at /that/ chick. Ever. But in one of the moments without any dude in her face, I asked her if she wanted a drink. Patron and lime. I handed it to her and walk away. She finds her way over to me to talk. Like I said... fine as fuck and not wearing a bra. So we're talking... and she stops...

"Do you feel my nipple on your arm?"





Actually ladies this leads to a question I've wanted to ask for a time. What's the deal with (drunk) ladies who stand so close to you that their breasts rest on your arm? You could easily stand a few inches back and lean to talk. Does the alcohol make you not care, or have I been missing chances?

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

Because you could very well be right

But one time that it happened, it was a chick that had years prior expressed some passing interest, but we were right in front of her man.

Another time, it was a chick who I've known for years but never gives me any rhythm... unless she's drunk and has her breasts on my arm.

Maybe being drunk just makes it more difficult to realize where them thangs actually at.

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

Lemme drop jewel, ONE time....

For societal reasons, Ladiez typically utilize subtle nuanced tactics so as to relay their sexual intent while maximizing discretion/inconspicuity.

90% of dey whole shit is body-language as a result.

Once ^this is understood, you got da keys to da cuffs(c)Doom

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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

Her: Well, how about I just dance on you a little bit?


That was a good night...
A good few days actually.

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

her: oh, you gay.. not that there is anything wrong with that. Do you player..

me: hell no, I just... I..


This happened at Fluid. LOL

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

she was a solid 9 too... half black/half amazing

but yeah, she had issues.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

get straight to the point .
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she was certainly nobody i was interested in (even if i had been single at the time, which i wasn't), so i just hit her with an, "oh word." and then went to the bar to take a shot.

<--- Big Baller World Order

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

My wife will be on her way home and she'll call and be like 'I missed you today', meanwhile she's 10 minutes away and there's 15 real minutes left in the bball game....

"Oh, word?"

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

Literally 1:30 left in the 4th quarter, key in the door

"Hey! You didn't tell me you were coming home early."

"uuuuh, yeah short gym day"

"Glad you called to ask where I was."

"Uhhhh, I knew you were probably at your mom's? I was gonna send you a text to see if you were ok in... uuhhhh, however long this game takes to end?"

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>"Uhhhh, I knew you were probably at your mom's? I was gonna
>send you a text to see if you were ok in... uuhhhh, however
>long this game takes to end?"
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My wife got spoiled cause i ain't been watching ball like that since early December. Now its playoffs AND the Mets doing good?

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

like, YOU guys are the ones that are gonna be home in 5 minutes but gotta text us "you miss me?" i mean, we might miss you...BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME IN 5 GODDAMN MINUTES. now, can i finish watching the game and see you in 5?

Shit is kinda sad actually.

https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

haha that was exactly it. i couldn't be mean to her, i don't have it in me. but i also did not want to engage and continue that discussion or worse yet agree with her. oh word was the best response.

cause then its a positive response. You almost have to be one slight level above deadpan. They'll try to process your response and in that timeframe the moment has passed...or you change the subject to something else or find a way to dip.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

fuck you.

meanwhile you sitting there thinking about the price of tea in China n shit

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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

fuck you.

me: you are the 1,000th woman to say this (what I say in my mind)

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

That next to just shouting out a name so I'll stop thinking you had mistaken me for someone. If that is in fact a line (as 8bit has told me) then it goes totally over my head. Especially if I'm feeling particularly mercurial that day.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

and then she showed me a photo of a white guy.

Me: fuck outta here. that ain't a compliment, that shit is insulting.

Her: I tried to give you a compliment and you are being an asshole about it. You are sitting over there in the corner being anti social, acting all cool like you don't want to be bothered. Most guys say thank you when a person says they are attractive.

Me: but you didn't say that

Her: well, that's what I meant, I find that guy attractive and I think you are an attractive man.

Me: see, if you woulda just said that then I woulda said thank you.

Her: gotdammit man, you are attractive for fucks sake.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

so when the old head asked her asked her to come over to the bar I slid allllllll the way to the end just in case my wife walked in.

I guess she thought we were playing "shy guy" like 5 heartbeats.

luckily she left before my wife arrived.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

me: Excuse me?

her: I'm trying to figure out how much time I have to flirt with you before girlfriend shows up?


She gave me a free drink before I purchased one so it counts lol

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

I used to work stock at a grocery store in Tidewater so I could get residence before going back to college.

A mother and daughter had the cashier call me up to the register over the intercom. "please report to register 6"

ole girl slid me her number while her mom stood behind her smiling.

I did crazy numbers at that job.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

Before my last year of college, I worked as a cashier at Sam's Club (I was 23). One day, a woman came thru my line in her mid-40s and had her 3 kids who were obviously bi-racial. The oldest daughter was probably 18, the middle son was about 12 and she had the cutest little girl who was maybe 4 or 5. The little girl was excited about handing me the items from the cart. So I said, "You're a good helper. I'm gonna make you stay here and help me."

The Mom popped right off. "Oh, she's not the one that wants to stay with you."

I look at the Mom, puzzled for a quick second. Then, I see the oldest daughter's face go absolutely red. To her credit, she didn't flip out or anything. She just stood there with a blank stare, while her Mom smirked.

I was absolutely speechless. I rang them up as fast as I could.

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said by a girl who was planning to link up with me during Homecoming. She was already borderline almost but not quite sexy...that shit just killed it all.

The best ones were always just subtle as hell....usually non-verbal. Only a few blatant ones ever work...I met one of my groupies at a party last year, and she came up to me hype and telling me about my mixes and the clubs she saw me DJ at. When we were dancing, she looked at me and said "we should be friends. I mean, I want to fuck the shit out of you right now, but we should be friends."

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Only a few blatant ones ever work...I met one of
>my groupies at a party last year, and she came up to me hype
>and telling me about my mixes and the clubs she saw me DJ at.
>When we were dancing, she looked at me and said "we should be
>friends. I mean, I want to fuck the shit out of you right now,
>but we should be friends."

it though

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Fuck your fort!

I use to do this to women, when I was younger then it happened to me and I was like, I'm not gonna use that one again. lol Though I was using it like "you're so attractive, you probably aren't single". But hearing it repeated to me matured my ears to it being passive-aggressive which is funny because I learned it watching a friend do it.

I like the fact that it show's interest but don't make the assumption. Ask the question, it's much more effective and doesn't give off a distrustful 'you're-gonna-lie-anyway-so-lets-get-it-out-the-way' vibe.

I actually hate any of those types. Like: "So when are you gonna take me out?" :-/ Got that one before and it felt like "I'm hungry/bored and you're kinda cute but I'm REALLY hungry/bored." lol

Best: Anything that's clever and accompanied by a compliment is cool...always nice to get a random compliment. Even the action of a compliment, for example, was on public trans once and got an "Is this seat taken?". Which is innocent enough but then I looked around at all the other empty seats she could have taken before she got to me and I had a serious clue where it was headed. Ended up in a nice, light convo and exchanged info.

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Where Austin is talking to Nathan Lane in between him and Beyoncé. It was the start of weird shit happening to me in Lenox's food court.

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Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

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"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"

I'll never forget you Cinnamon.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

How many kids you got on you, cuz? Aight then.

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Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

how many baby mama's you have?
you got a job?

me: no baby mama, yea i got a job and I ain't telling you my credit

girl: damn you a rare black man and since you rare I'll let you taste me

me: *blank stare* I'm koo,

we keep it moving,

>how many baby mama's you have?
>you got a job?
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>me: no baby mama, yea i got a job and I ain't telling you my
>credit
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>girl: damn you a rare black man and since you rare I'll let
>you taste me
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>me: *blank stare* I'm koo,

I feel like that's gonna add to the comedy.

>girl: damn you a rare black man and since you rare I'll let
>you taste me

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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

never been to jail, ain't gay, got a college degree AND a job with benefits?

Nigga, do you not realize you are like a real live unicorn?

Her: How can I be down?

Me: You got kids?

Her: Hell yeah!

me: You can't

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

>never been to jail, ain't gay, got a college degree AND a job
>with benefits?
>
>Nigga, do you not realize you are like a real live unicorn?
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>Her: How can I be down?
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>Me: You got kids?
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>Her: Hell yeah!
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>me: You can't
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That was fantastic

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
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Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...

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"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

>never been to jail, ain't gay, got a college degree AND a job
>with benefits?
>
>Nigga, do you not realize you are like a real live unicorn?
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>Her: How can I be down?
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>Me: You got kids?
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>Her: Hell yeah!
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>me: You can't
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<---- 5....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlgiritpmfo

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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

Chick told me in a Walmart: you look like you got a job with benefits
Me (wearing sweatpants FROM Walmart and a hoodie)- uhhhh

Chick yells to her friends: HE FINE GURL! AND HE GOT A JOB
(looks at 3 more chicks running in her direction ready to cackle)

Me (to cashier): can you ring this up please?

I felt sad for a moment...like damn that's all it takes?


One of the slickest ones was a Rican chick AND her cousin. I'm taking some stuff out the truck and one says, eyy, that's a papi I could cook for. I smile a little bit and she walks up to me and her cousin's speaking spanish to her. She said, I can cook dinner for you and my cousin will make the dessert...you down?

Took me a couple of seconds to think of the appropriate answer (chicks were BAAD too)...they seemed crushed when I told them my wife was in the building upstairs.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

ole girl used the Homer Simpson whisper to tell me this when my wife went to the bathroom right after I introduced her to my wife.

NO SHAME.

She was drunk and we used to flirt WAAAAAAY back in the day. She started reminiscing and I had to do a "ohhh shit, THIS IS MY JAM!!!" to get her to stfu.

my mans wife was sitting at the table looking like WTF?

A week later she hits me up on facebook. "hold up, your married?"

smh, lay off the sauce yo..

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

WORST: She walked up to me at the bar and said, "Hey, why don't you buy me a drink?" I gave the Spock eyebrow but before I could even respond, she said, "I know you got money, I saw you buy a round for all your boys." I didn't say a word. I just grabbed my drink & walked away, shaking my head.

BEST: This chick spent at least an hour telling me that she saw me come in the spot and liked my confidence. She said I walked like a man with purpose and the way I moved was just so sexy, etc., etc., etc. She just kept layin it on thick and I was eating up everything she was serving. My ego was on swole. So after talking for a while, I asked if I could get her number so I could take her out & we could hang. She gave me the screwface and said, "I can't go out with you...I'm married."

your face must've been classic.

here for dis.

fuck you.

these pick up lines are HORRIBLE

*in the traditional out in the club/street/wherever sense
letting a dude you see on the regular know how you feel about them most times works out
as long as the dude likes you back, regardless of how you put it
a lot of times it don't take much but these pick up lines shit lmao

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For Real (Official Video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBRoCPO8esE

but even if the success rate is 5% it's worth it...

life is too short to be cool and alone.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

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For Real (Official Video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBRoCPO8esE

they holla like they're fresh out of puberty.

fuck you.

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For Real (Official Video):
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