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"The REAL Last Man on Earth (swipe)"


  

          

*sigh*


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/14/northern-white-rhino-sudan-armed-guard-kenya_n_7059682.html

After the decimation of his species by poachers, Sudan the rhino finds himself in an extremely precarious position: He is the last male northern white rhinoceros on the planet.

According to The Independent, the 40-year-old animal has been put under 24-hour armed guard in the Kenya game conservancy where he lives. There is hope that Sudan will one day be able to produce progeny -- and possibly save his kind from extinction.


Sudan and two female rhinos of his subspecies are cared for by rangers at the Ol Pejeta Conservancy in Kenya. The trio are reportedly three of the last five remaining northern white rhinos in the world. Two other females live in captivity.

To protect him from poachers, Sudan has been fitted with radio transmitters, reports The Independent.

The rhino’s horn has also been removed as an added precaution.

"The only reason his horn has been cut off is to deter poachers," Elodie Sampere of the conservancy told The Dodo. "If the rhino has no horn, he is of no interest to poachers. This is purely to keep him safe."


In 1960, there were more than 2,000 northern white rhinos roaming the earth, according to the World Wide Fund for Nature. Poaching, however, reduced this number to 15 by 1984.

Poachers aren't just dangerous to rhinos, whose horns can reportedly fetch prices of $75,000 per kilogram or more, but also to the people who try to protect them.

In a January interview, Simor Irungu, a ranger who guards Sudan and other rhinos at Ol Pejeta, explained just how perilous his line of work is.

“With the rising demand for rhino horn and ivory, we face many poaching attempts and while we manage to counter a large number of these, we often risk our lives in the line of duty," Irungu told the website World of Animals.

To provide their rangers with the best possible training and equipment, Ol Pejeta launched a GoFundMe campaign last month. Thus far, the campaign has raised about $7,700.

  

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from 2000 down to 3 since 1960
Apr 21st 2015
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why wouldnt they go get the other two female rhinos as well?
Apr 21st 2015
2
who knows... maybe he's already Phill Miller'ed his reputation with the....
Apr 21st 2015
3
maybe just start murdering the poachers on sight?
Apr 21st 2015
4
^ yep. prey on the predators.
Apr 21st 2015
6
eliminate the whole chain imo
Apr 21st 2015
7
i liked this story, too. they should freeze the sperm. somebody gotta
Apr 21st 2015
5
then there's cloning a la Jurassic Park
Apr 21st 2015
8
he's 40. His sperm gonna produce some sorry ass kids
Apr 22nd 2015
11
      oi I turn 40 this year.. don't be taking shots.
Apr 22nd 2015
12
he looks sad...like a rhino version of eeyore and sh*t.
Apr 22nd 2015
9
considering the most wonderful thing about tiggers.... yeah you're right
Apr 22nd 2015
10
rhinos apparently can be very fussy maters too, it seems
Apr 22nd 2015
13
are those southern white rhinos are notoriously less progressive though?
Apr 22nd 2015
14

PG
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1. "from 2000 down to 3 since 1960"
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imagine that eh?

"yo where my people at?"

like what if there were only 3 people left from your grad class?

  

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murderbear
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Tue Apr-21-15 04:33 PM

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2. "why wouldnt they go get the other two female rhinos as well?"
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have all four of em buss it open for a real nigga in the hopes of saving the species

  

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PG
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3. "who knows... maybe he's already Phill Miller'ed his reputation with the...."
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Tue Apr-21-15 04:38 PM by PG

  

          

ladies

  

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PoppaGeorge
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Tue Apr-21-15 04:50 PM

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4. "maybe just start murdering the poachers on sight?"
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seriously, poachers are running a number of species to extinction. Maybe it's time to kill a few.


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Tue Apr-21-15 04:58 PM

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6. "^ yep. prey on the predators."
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7. "eliminate the whole chain imo"
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I hate to focus on the poachers themselves as for the most part they are poverty stricken locals with very few options trying to provide for their families...

that said they need to be stopped.. they need alternatives... and more than anything the demand for the animal products in question needs to be eliminated somehow.

and then in the case of animals such as Tigers and Orangutans there's an entirely larger problem of habitat loss to massive agriculture and such like palm oil farms...

this story here is just stunning because we have identified the one sole male survivor of a species.. for all intents and purposes this species is done... the chances of ever achieving a sustainable stock from a single male seed are about as likely as the book of Genesis being accurate word for word...

  

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5. "i liked this story, too. they should freeze the sperm. somebody gotta"
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jerk the rhino.

  

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PG
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8. "then there's cloning a la Jurassic Park"
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.. a single male though... this situation is beyond bleak.

  

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11. "he's 40. His sperm gonna produce some sorry ass kids"
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12. "oi I turn 40 this year.. don't be taking shots."
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9. "he looks sad...like a rhino version of eeyore and sh*t. "
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10. "considering the most wonderful thing about tiggers.... yeah you're right"
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I guess being the only one isn't as wonderful as tigger made it sound.

  

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13. "rhinos apparently can be very fussy maters too, it seems"
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just heard a piece on the Sumatran rhino population in Malaysia, and attempt to get a captive male to mate with a variety of females. Apparently the past 15 years have yielded only two captive bred babies.

Makes me wonder if, or why they don't, try to cross-breed... Northern whites should be able to breed with Southern whites as they're both considered the same species.

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14. "are those southern white rhinos are notoriously less progressive though?"
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I don't know why but it seems I keep finding the opportunity to make terrible jokes like this one in response to many of your poasts or replies lately..

...keep putting them up... I'll keep laying them down...

  

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