-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
10. "and they border countries that shit while standing" In response to Reply # 9 Tue Apr-14-15 10:43 AM by John Forte
have you ever been to those public bathrooms that are basically holes in the floor with platforms for your feet, and you just squat to take a dump? They have plumbing...you can flush, you just can't sit.
I got real drunk and shit my pants trying to use one of these things once. I leaned too far forward while I was squatting, and the shit fell directly into my draws, which were by my ankles.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
17. "i've preferred to sit forever" In response to Reply # 0
faster to just drop your pants than fuck with the zipper, can multitask more comfortably with magazines or smartphone, and I racehorse piss way more frequently when I stand.
40. "nah." In response to Reply # 20 Tue Apr-14-15 06:12 PM by Nodima
at home it's faster. I don't wear a belt, or usually have sweats/gym shorts on. trying to make sure I don't get late-pee dribbles on my pants / splash back on my counter/floor vs. just slipping that shit off and sitting. it's a couple seconds difference.
I try real hard not to use a seated public restroom but I'm also not going to hold a deuce in if it's screaming to get free.
MrThomas43423 Member since Jul 03rd 2002 67613 posts
Tue Apr-14-15 12:17 PM
23. "the " WC Ghost," ....." In response to Reply # 0
"a toilet clip-on that vocally admonished men for raising the toilet seat and encouraged them to sit."
i wish the gotdamn toilet would admonish me to sit. they'd be so disappointed. --------------------------------------- it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.
25. "standing + morning wood = u think the spies are watching" In response to Reply # 0
Jk, I actually did that this morning, but only cuz I was too tired to sit down (that's peak fatigue lol), and it was a stupid idea. Shit's way too much hassle.
Standing's just simpler most of the time, unless you want to just relax for a couple seconds, then sitting makes sense. Unless you're so tired you don't even want to go through the "effort" of sitting, then standing makes sense again. Unless you got a boner, then wtf are u doing trying to look like Nadia Comaneci on the balance beam so you can feel "manly" lol
Cats who worry about man-codes while taking a leak are str8 paranoid lol
The Wordsmith Member since Aug 13th 2002 17070 posts
Tue Apr-14-15 01:23 PM
32. "Only reasons I've ever sat down to pee were:" In response to Reply # 0
A. Me taking a dump.
B. Me thinking I was gonna take a dump but it ended up being gas.
C. Times I was overly tired from either a night of heavy partying and drinking or dealing with a really physically demanding day on the job.
Even with the physically demanding day on the job, sitting down to pee (for most times) was not an option.
Outside of those examples, there were never any good reason for me to sit down and take a piss. That takes more unnecessary time and effort than shooting it out real quick while standing.
35. "DON'T TREAD ON PEE!" In response to Reply # 0
If you're shitting and the need arises, OK, although personally I find that a little unsettling and rarely do it.
If you have bad aim and your chick is giving you shit about it, just lean against the wall with one arm. Shit ain't that hoard (c) O-Dogg.
One of my boys sits to piss and keeps the door open to continue a conversation while he does it. I feel like I have a really ugly, hairy jumpoff at my house when he does it.
I can accept plenty of feminizing things, but this isn't one of them.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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