Yaknow; White Lies, Major Lies, Exaggeration of the Facts, Lied to the Kids (that's a great drawing), Married Folk Lies (yes you look good in that), Lied to the Police, Lied to your boss, etc


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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4

“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

I was about to inbox you an edibles gif

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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4

I got a good life man

a woman i have been off and on with
that i didn't love her but she knows...

that was it.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

here for dis.

don't ask me to critique my peer. that's not for me to do. that's on you. rather than trying to get me to cosign what you already suspect, stop being lazy and actually do your job and manage their performance. it aint hard to tell if you even halfway pay attention.



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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

but I mean that's the point right

Actually it's more 2 truths and a lie style fact mixed w fiction but yeah

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fairweather

I was at a training yesterday and we were at the end where everyone was sharing what they'd written as their purpose over the past two days. Now one, this shit was designed for white people, not for me. And it was 4 and we were just starting. Usually these trainings are done by 3:30.

So the first few people read theirs, and i gather my things. The facilitators says "Whoa hitokiri, i know you ain't leaving without having read your purpose."

"I gotta go pick up the kids."

I ain't got no kids.

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

that my father was "at work" when he's really on vacation. i wasn't sure if he was legit bcuz he cldve actually been a serial killer and came back to kill me later that night. only me and my mentally disabled aunt are home right now for days. all kinds of Dexter scenarios were playing in my head.

that my father was "at work" when he's really on vacation. i wasn't sure if he was legit bcuz he cldve actually been a serial killer and came back to kill me later that night. only me and my mentally disabled aunt are home right now for days. all kinds of Dexter scenarios were playing in my head.

with the rest of my family because my sister said the limos only sat 6 people each.)


Oh, did i mention that 3 people in the limos were not even family members..

Right.



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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4