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So, i realized today that I really need to stop letting the shit i wear for work turn into the shit i wear for everyday life.
I have spent the last two days in various local malls, outlet malls, high end malls, etc....and i realize that i need some serious help
first of all, i am starting to despise all those stores at the ends of the mall (jcp, carsons, macys, etc)...for men, its all basic variations of the same shit...khakis, dress pants, golf pants, jeans
i dont wanna end up droning away at life like my man from fight club, gimme a lil cotdamn individuality
secondly, i am soooo fucking oddly shaped
i spent two days trying to find a pair of jeans i would be happy with. a pair that looked nice but one that wouldnt be hard to find if i needed to get more down the line.
i am a thunder thighed ass nigga, so i am checking my man levi and his 569s, 541s and 559s...the 569 are the best, i guess, but nothing wowed me.
thirdly, those other stores, the one in the middle of the mall (banana rep type jawns)..i hate yall too, just cuz of the snickers i get when i walk in there.
why?
cuz i am built like the brown hornet, im like a 36 waist and a 50/52 in the jacket
so im just tryna slide in to maybe, maybe see if yall got a xxl shirt somewhere in the back maybe
basically i am done with shopping in malls, they can holla at nutsack
so, plug me in, give me any advice and five websites i should know about
no disrespect, but ikirejones aint wait im looking for...besides the fact id be busting out the seams, i am looking a little lower down the spectrum
truthfully, i almost inboxed john forte this whole rant and let him sort me out (the nigga is impeccably dressed whenever i see his pictures, admit it), but dame dash told me not too
anyway, hit me with your five websites whilst i eat this ice cream #girlproblems
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