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"Martha Stewart goes in at the Bieber roast."


          

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That was pretty awesome.
Mar 31st 2015
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Yeah but she didn't write that shit.
Mar 31st 2015
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two of my favorites from last night:
Mar 31st 2015
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You are kind of missing the point. Of course she didn't write the jokes
Mar 31st 2015
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ole captain obvious niggas yo.
Mar 31st 2015
17
YO WALTER WHITE WENT IN ON THAT SAY MY NAME SPEECH
Mar 31st 2015
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LOL
Mar 31st 2015
27
It ain't about #actually
Mar 31st 2015
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      Yeah, it's still #ACTUALLY
Mar 31st 2015
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      some of the greatest stand-ups of all time had writers helping them.
Mar 31st 2015
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           Which is very different imo.
Mar 31st 2015
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                Well, I actually acknowledged the writers, but ok.
Mar 31st 2015
35
                     Which also wasn't the point I was hoping to make.
Mar 31st 2015
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                          Dang people can't like what they like now?
Mar 31st 2015
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                          just take the L.. no need for speeches and shit.
Mar 31st 2015
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                          It's very possible some of the stand-ups *also* had help from writers.
Apr 02nd 2015
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I agree from a roast & comedy perspective. Otherwise it's just acting.
Apr 02nd 2015
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oh my god! i can't....
Mar 31st 2015
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she should have memorized the jokes or practiced reading from the telepr...
Mar 31st 2015
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Everyone/writing was on point on that roast lol
Mar 31st 2015
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she did really well.
Mar 31st 2015
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I think so
Mar 31st 2015
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Agreed.
Mar 31st 2015
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awww she did
Mar 31st 2015
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She KILLED
Mar 31st 2015
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Lol. I hope we never get too PC for roasts
Mar 31st 2015
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You mean Martha Stewarts "writer" goes in at the Bieber roast.
Mar 31st 2015
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lulz
Mar 31st 2015
14
that sounds so much better.
Mar 31st 2015
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Indeed.
Mar 31st 2015
23
ot: Shaq an Hart need to make a movie together
Mar 31st 2015
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I'd pay to see them in Tyler Perry's Of Mice and Men
Mar 31st 2015
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      the physcial banter between them is comedy
Mar 31st 2015
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           as long as shaq uses hart as an actual weapon at some point
Apr 01st 2015
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Saturday Night Live dude was hilarious
Mar 31st 2015
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yeah Pete was good
Mar 31st 2015
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      I predict
Apr 01st 2015
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           i've been predicting this.
Apr 02nd 2015
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her dry delivery made the jokes even funnier imo
Mar 31st 2015
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Jeffrey Ross & Natasha Leggero >
Mar 31st 2015
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Natasha Leggero...ooo weeee
Mar 31st 2015
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They did not go easy on Beiber at all.
Mar 31st 2015
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The Kevin Hart / Cosby / Philly shit was great too
Mar 31st 2015
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agreed.
Apr 01st 2015
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      Ever see the Colbert Roast of Chevy Chase
Apr 01st 2015
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           oh my!
Apr 01st 2015
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Apparently they killed a couple of Paul Walker Jokes
Apr 01st 2015
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Luda definitely seemed to take jokes personally
Apr 01st 2015
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oh lord.
Apr 01st 2015
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It's a roast. Sensitive people can fuck off.
Apr 02nd 2015
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as I've said before, NOTHING is worse than Jeff Ross' Kurt Cobain joke
Apr 02nd 2015
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Another element though....
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      he made a joke about Kurt's suicide to the man's widow.
Apr 02nd 2015
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      RE: he made a joke about Kurt's murder to the man's potential murderer
Apr 02nd 2015
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      I don't like the walker jokes. I'm a fan, it's too soon, etc
Apr 02nd 2015
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^^^^^Why I did not & will not watch
Apr 02nd 2015
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fuck the haters, Pete Davidson's Walker joke was fucking hilarious.
Apr 02nd 2015
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Hannibal Da God >>>>>>>>
Apr 02nd 2015
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btw, natasha leggero sexy as shit.
Apr 02nd 2015
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agreed on both counts
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1. "That was pretty awesome. "
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2. "Yeah but she didn't write that shit."
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The real comedians are always better.

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4. "two of my favorites from last night:"
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"bieber, you're so famous that even when you went to Anne Frank's house, you had people waiting outside to see you. I just wish it was the same people who were waiting for Anne Frank." Jeff Ross

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6. "You are kind of missing the point. Of course she didn't write the jokes"
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and of course her delivery was stiff and not natural and the truth is the jokes weren't THAT funny but the joke isn't the jokes but the fact that Martha Stewart is telling such raunchy jokes.


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17. "ole captain obvious niggas yo. "
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24. "YO WALTER WHITE WENT IN ON THAT SAY MY NAME SPEECH"
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"Well, actually...the WRITERS..."

Can't you enjoy anything without getting all #ACTUALLY on it?

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27. "LOL"
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28. "It ain't about #actually"
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my point is that the actual comedians deserve the shine more than the people paid to read some lines.
This ain't tv drama, its stand up comedy.

Ol' defend Diddy to death ass niggas.

"b-b-b-but he write checks tho!"

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31. "Yeah, it's still #ACTUALLY"
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Writers can give a killer roast script...and then someone doesn't deliver (The Situation, anyone?). Martha killed it, and she was totally game, and owned the role. That, along with a great script, is why she killed it.

To act like those guys don't deserve shine is dumb.

Hell, Snoop elevated some jokes through his performance that otherwise wouldn't have done great.

It goes both ways.

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32. "some of the greatest stand-ups of all time had writers helping them."
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at least Pryor did.

but there might be someone somewhere who watched the Roast and read this post w/o knowing that the non-comedians who appeared had their bits written for them by professionals. so you're doing the Lord's work by bringing up the writers as ppl are congratulating Martha Stewart and praising her performance.

fuck you.

  

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33. "Which is very different imo."
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but whatev. this discussion with homie above isn't gonna go anywhere. We're both gonna refuse to acknowledge the point the other is making in typical okp fashion.

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35. "Well, I actually acknowledged the writers, but ok."
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36. "Which also wasn't the point I was hoping to make."
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It was about Martha getting love over the comedians.
But since you, in typical ok fashion are dying for the last word -- here's your chance. Go ahead. Take it.

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37. "Dang people can't like what they like now?"
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If I liked Martha's set more than, say...Chris Delia, that's wrong because she didn't write her own? I'm confused as to the point you're attempting to make here.

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38. "just take the L.. no need for speeches and shit. "
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56. "It's very possible some of the stand-ups *also* had help from writers."
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53. "I agree from a roast & comedy perspective. Otherwise it's just acting. "
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3. "oh my god! i can't...."
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5. "she should have memorized the jokes or practiced reading from the telepr..."
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would of come off a lot better...twas funny tho

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7. "Everyone/writing was on point on that roast lol"
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nm

  

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8. "she did really well."
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and she's a great sport which is awesome.

fuck you.

  

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12. "I think so"
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18. "Agreed."
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22. "awww she did"
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lol
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9. "She KILLED"
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Worth it just to hear her say "get got"

  

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10. "Lol. I hope we never get too PC for roasts"
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In this twitter outrage era.

Good lines. Medium delivery.

Anybody got a link to the whole thing?

  

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11. "You mean Martha Stewarts "writer" goes in at the Bieber roast."
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14. "lulz"
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16. "that sounds so much better. "
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23. "Indeed."
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13. "ot: Shaq an Hart need to make a movie together"
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15. "I'd pay to see them in Tyler Perry's Of Mice and Men"
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*Jews you*

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19. "the physcial banter between them is comedy"
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43. "as long as shaq uses hart as an actual weapon at some point"
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bludgeoning evil doers

  

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20. "Saturday Night Live dude was hilarious"
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Martha was funny too.

“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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25. "yeah Pete was good"
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he is gonna be huge.

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51. "i've been predicting this."
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also, i LOVE that he makes jokes about his father's death because it makes EVERYONE squirm.

i love when people joke about shit that's one of those "you shouldn't make jokes about that" subjects.

that's why i love guys like Jeselnik too.

Pete is so young too so there's plenty of time for him to blow up.

  

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21. "her dry delivery made the jokes even funnier imo"
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i just love her

  

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26. "Jeffrey Ross & Natasha Leggero >"
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If there's a Jeff Ross roast compilation on Youtube I will make time for it soon

  

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30. "Natasha Leggero...ooo weeee"
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Im new to her


>If there's a Jeff Ross roast compilation on Youtube I will
>make time for it soon

  

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29. "They did not go easy on Beiber at all."
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It seemed like plenty of them actually gave no fucks about dude.
You could always tell back when they roasted a fellow comedian that they actually cared about the roastee... Nah. Not this time.

Complete PR move by Beibers team, but it was funny as shit.


Hannibal Buress' "I like your music about as much as Bill Cosby likes my stand-up" might've been the line of the night. And then Jeff Ross doing Harts "run" put it over the top.

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34. "The Kevin Hart / Cosby / Philly shit was great too"
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"Kevin is from Philly, just like Bill Cosby. And just like with Bill Cosby, most women you have sex with don't know that you're inside them"

*Jews you*

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40. "agreed. "
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the disdain for Biebz from the dais was palpable. and unusual.

fuck you.

  

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44. "Ever see the Colbert Roast of Chevy Chase"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWn0hO8vK-U

I hear in general that that was one of the most unpleasant roasts in history as far comedians hating the honorees and the feeling being mutual.


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45. "oh my!"
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he went IN. brilliantly.

fuck you.

  

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39. "Apparently they killed a couple of Paul Walker Jokes"
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http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/justin-bieber-roast-paul-walker-jokes-cut-1201453856/

I am not mad at the decision but maybe Ludacris shouldn't have done the show (apparently he is the one who got them cut).

I do think people are full of shit to get mad at the Bruce Jenner Jokes

http://www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/bruce-jenner-was-the-butt-of-all-the-jokes-at-the-justin-bie#.irMBrg8dny

Jenner is untouchable but all the black men jokes are cool?


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41. "Luda definitely seemed to take jokes personally"
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If u can't takes jokes at your own expense, then u don't need to be a part of a roast.

  

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42. "oh lord. "
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it could be that trans ppl are in a more precarious position than Black men (SHOCKING) in that trans ppl are relatively disenfranchised - even in relation to Black men, generally. to wit: there were at least 5 Black men on the stage that night. there were NO trans ppl on the stage.

so yeah, i guess based on that and other factors some ppl feel transphobic jokes at the expense of transppl or one possible transperson (who has NOT COME OUT and was not in attendance and so couldn't defend himself) are bit more dodgy than racist jokes at the expense of Black men generally and/or any of the several Black men on stage (who were in attendance that night and could defend themselves).

fuck you.

  

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59. "It's a roast. Sensitive people can fuck off. "
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47. "as I've said before, NOTHING is worse than Jeff Ross' Kurt Cobain joke"
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I get that Paul Walker's death is more recent and thus the wound is fresher, but if they didn't cut the Kurt joke, they shouldn't cut anything.

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48. "Another element though...."
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Paul Walker died in an accidental way.

Kurt Cobain killed himself.

Ryan Dunn drove drunk.

It's different.

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50. "he made a joke about Kurt's suicide to the man's widow. "
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there's an infinite amount of "too soon" for that.

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52. "RE: he made a joke about Kurt's murder to the man's potential murderer"
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60. "I don't like the walker jokes. I'm a fan, it's too soon, etc"
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But it's a roast and all that shit is fair game and people need to either suck it up or avoid that format because everything is up for grabs unless a roast subject makes specific requests.

  

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55. "^^^^^Why I did not & will not watch"
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57. "fuck the haters, Pete Davidson's Walker joke was fucking hilarious."
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49. "Hannibal Da God >>>>>>>>"
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54. "btw, natasha leggero sexy as shit."
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just my opinion.

but yo, she owned that roast.

  

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58. "agreed on both counts"
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>just my opinion.
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>but yo, she owned that roast.

  

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