What do you call a cannibal that dines on coma patients?- A vegetarianA termite walks into a bar and says: - "Hey, is the bar tender in here?"A cymbal and two drums fall out of a tree.- Ba Duhm TsssDid you hear the rumor about butter?- Never-mind, I shouldn't spread it
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