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Jamal: Hol'lup a minute. My brother is calling me.
*answers*
Jamal: Hello? Fool, where you at? Why wasn't you at the studio today?
Hakeem: YO, JAMAAAAAL! Cookie done went crazy!
Jamal: *rolls eyes* Oh God. What, you mad she told you that flippin' off the governor wasn't a good idea?
Hakeem: No, 'Mal, you gotta lissen to me! I got arrested the other day!
Jamal: For...?
Hakeem: For being Black, man!
Jamal: Hakeem...
Hakeem: Swear'ta God, 'Mal! I was walking home from the club sober for once! Trying to get my act together! Then the police they like--hold up
*bublbing sounds are heard*
Jamal: What's that?
Hakeem: I'mma get to that. So, I'm walkin' right?
Jamal: Yeah...
Hakeem: ...and the next thing I know I round a corner, and it's like three cops, chillin, havin' doughnuts and shit. They take one look at me and fifteen seconds later, I'm on the ground in handcuffs with a boot on my head! I ain't even do anything wrong!
Jamal: ...so Mom came and got you out of jail?
Hakeem: You shoulda seen it, 'Mal! She cussed everybody out!
*flashback*
Cookie strolls into the police station in a fur, Porsha behind her. COokie: WHERE IS HE?! Where is my son?!
Police Officer #1: Not so loud, Mrs. Lyon...
Cookie: "Not so loud?"!" You ain't HEARD me get loud yet! WOULD YA LIKE TO, Officer *reads badge* Harris?!?
Porsha: *holding an ear* That's pretty loud, boss.
Cookie: Shut up, Porsha! *regains composure, to officer* You locked up my baby. I wanna see him.
PO #1: But, Mrs. Lyon...
Cookie: NOW!
*They go to the holding cell and open it. As another officer begins opening the door, Cookie runs for the cell door, arms stretched as if she's ready to hug Hakeem. But instead, she hits the officer opening the door over the head with a nightstick from her purse, grabs Hakeem from the cell, and begins closing the door*
Cookie: (to the other people in the jail cell) Sorry, y'all. He goes, y'all stay.
*Porsha uses a hairpin to deactivate the emergency back door and they all escape out. Once they've gotten a good distance away, Cookie turns to Hakeem*
CookieL: Oh, Hakeem...baby, are you okay?!
Hakeem: I'm fine now, Mom...thanks for busting me outta there!
*she hugs him, hard, tears streaming*
Cookie: (to Hakeem, in police station waiting room after being freed): Oh Baby, I promise you...this is NEVER going to happen to you again...
*/flashback*
Hakeem: At first I thought she was gonna have Empire sue the police force or something, But naw! She decided to hide me away in the one place police would be scared to look for me!
Jamal: And where is that? Duluth?
Ryan: Australia?
Jamal: Shut up, Ryan!
Hakeem: Naw! *more bubbling sounds* Inside of Dad!
*dramatic music starts underneath*
*camera trucks in on Jamal*
Jamal: What? Inside of...Dad?
*wider shot of Hakeem shows him in a bubble, shrunken down and surgically implanted into Lucious' small intestine*
Hakeem: She bought a shrinking gun offa some dude named Ray Palmer and shrunk me down to like mad small!
*dramatic ass stinger music*
Hakeem: I'm trapped inside of Lucious Lyon!
*cut to commercial*
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