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John Forte
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"Accidental Cyberstalking"


          

So today's my wife's birthday, and we don't normally do birthday presents, but I thought I'd get her something. I decided to take a stroll at lunch and found a cute little boutique. A gorgeous young lady (clearly a model or former model) helped me find her a cute dress.


A coupe hours later, I googled the boutique because I'd never heard of it before, which somehow led me to the young lady's linkedin which in turn led me to her facebook (one mutual friend). Next thing I know I'm looking at profile pics from 2011.

An innocent series of clicks turned mad stalkery in a matter of minutes. I wouldn't be surprised if she's sought a restraining order on me.

  

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RE: Accidental Cyberstalking
Mar 24th 2015
1
cuz y'all dudes be mad THOROUGH
Mar 24th 2015
2
      Yup. We found what we were needing though.
Mar 24th 2015
6
lol yeah,this has happened to me before. smh
Mar 24th 2015
3
link? Come on man, you know the routine.
Mar 24th 2015
4
I want to
Mar 24th 2015
5
here's her pic, thirstmonger:
Mar 24th 2015
7
      thank you, based gawd
Mar 24th 2015
9
psssht.... it's a hobby..
Mar 24th 2015
8
Wife doesn't like the dress, but I'm uncomfortable returning it
Mar 25th 2015
10
haha
Mar 25th 2015
11
Just don't slip up and mention something you have no business knowing
Mar 25th 2015
12
      or her acoustic cover of "Just hold on, we're going home"
Mar 25th 2015
13
           I would hum that shit as soon as I entered the store
Mar 25th 2015
15
                hahaha
Mar 27th 2015
27
                lmao
Mar 27th 2015
28
                becoming my favorite poster over the past couple weeks
Mar 27th 2015
29
You should google yourself and see how far you can go
Mar 25th 2015
14
She called me by name when I walked into the store
Mar 26th 2015
16
LOL
Mar 26th 2015
18
LMAO!! She probably been stalking you!
Mar 26th 2015
19
man...ctrl+shift+N when looking at linkedin profiles
Mar 26th 2015
17
...whoa...holdup...say WHAT now???
Mar 26th 2015
20
      yes. incognito mode if you are always logged in, otherwise...
Mar 26th 2015
21
           YES
Mar 26th 2015
22
                yep! its like myspace days all over again
Mar 26th 2015
23
                     Hypothetical here: But....let's say one is no long on Linked IN
Mar 26th 2015
25
I've almost seen my co-worker's rack from an accidental dig.
Mar 26th 2015
24
suddenly, every conversation is full of awkward look aways, and abrubt
Mar 26th 2015
26
nothing accidental about this brah
Mar 27th 2015
30
Why you bringing up old stuff, mayne? We in love now.
Mar 28th 2015
31

MEAT
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Tue Mar-24-15 03:10 PM

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1. "RE: Accidental Cyberstalking"
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Tue Mar-24-15 03:11 PM by MEAT

  

          

I creeped my lady out about a month ago. We were trying to find vendors for the wedding stuff. And as we were in mid conversation I'd do a dive through people's online presence. I had all kinds of facebooks, past work, THOSE peoples profiles, associated tagged pictures up, etc.


I realized it was creepy but we got the answers we were looking for. But damn if she didn't look at me different.

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bonitaapplebaum71481
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2. "cuz y'all dudes be mad THOROUGH"
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I remember one year in like '09 or '1o mad nuff of my boys would just be mad casual about how deep in some random chicks profile they'd be in...

like damn, when y'all wanna see everything... y'all wanna see AWWL the pictures :-/

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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MEAT
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6. "Yup. We found what we were needing though."
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“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

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Cenario
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3. "lol yeah,this has happened to me before. smh"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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Binladen
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4. "link? Come on man, you know the routine."
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John Forte
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Tue Mar-24-15 03:22 PM

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5. "I want to"
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7. "here's her pic, thirstmonger:"
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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le5txidpZy1qfi8v2o1_500.jpg

fuck you.

  

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astralblak
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Tue Mar-24-15 05:56 PM

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9. "thank you, based gawd"
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lol

  

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FLUIDJ
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8. "psssht.... it's a hobby.."
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"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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John Forte
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10. "Wife doesn't like the dress, but I'm uncomfortable returning it"
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because I'm sure the chick could FEEL the cyberstalking

  

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KiloMcG
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11. "haha"
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FLUIDJ
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12. "Just don't slip up and mention something you have no business knowing "
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about....
like her trip to Cancun back in 2013...
lol

"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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John Forte
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13. "or her acoustic cover of "Just hold on, we're going home""
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legsdiamond
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15. "I would hum that shit as soon as I entered the store"
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she gone be like THAT IS MY JAM!!!!

ME TOOOO!!!

  

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27. "hahaha"
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28. "lmao"
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>she gone be like THAT IS MY JAM!!!!
>
>ME TOOOO!!!
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astralblak
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29. "becoming my favorite poster over the past couple weeks"
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14. "You should google yourself and see how far you can go "
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by a simple google search. If you feel too much info is available after you do the search you should work to close accounts, contact website admins to pull the info etc etc.

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John Forte
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16. "She called me by name when I walked into the store"
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We go together now.

  

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18. "LOL"
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FLUIDJ
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19. "LMAO!! She probably been stalking you! "
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"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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17. "man...ctrl+shift+N when looking at linkedin profiles"
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linkedin be telling on you

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20. "...whoa...holdup...say WHAT now??? "
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"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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21. "yes. incognito mode if you are always logged in, otherwise..."
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Thu Mar-26-15 01:28 PM by double negative

  

          

"so and so looked at your profile"

thats why i try to be strategic if im looking up someone on linkedin

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22. "YES"
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I recently got creeped out on LinkedIn when someone I met on another site and had only chatted on kik w/o giving my real name viewed my profile. Scared the shit out of me.

here for dis.

  

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23. "yep! its like myspace days all over again"
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im glad FB doe not do this

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FLUIDJ
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25. "Hypothetical here: But....let's say one is no long on Linked IN"
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BUT.....
whenever one visits the site...
by accident of course...
somehow or another....the site KNOWS that certain person previously had an account with LInkedIN before they got greedy and started trying to charge real $ for that shit....and proceeds to semi log that person in....

so yeah....in that same instance....one proceeds to review profiles...while the LinkedIN robot continually prompts that someone to renew their membership so that they can review the entire profile of the people that they've accidentally found themselves on the page of...

Can said people actually SEE that the person who's site is not currently active browsed their profile???

  

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24. "I've almost seen my co-worker's rack from an accidental dig."
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I wondered what her sign was, randomly. Few clicks later, I've seen everything but areola.

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26. "suddenly, every conversation is full of awkward look aways, and abrubt"
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endings....

lol.


"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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30. "nothing accidental about this brah"
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John Forte
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31. "Why you bringing up old stuff, mayne? We in love now. "
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