"Poll question: Crisco World - Would you have chose the hooker in AC?"
SO I was in Atlantic CIty for a work convention. The first night we had this big party with Open bar. I am there solo and the women out number the men about 10 to 1. So I'm getting my dance on with a few biddies, tryna figure out which one imma focus on. Then I come across a jawn I smashed a few years back at this same conference.
She says she is going to the CLub at the Casino After, I should come hang with them. I'm like bet. I run upstairs to get my last $60. As I get downstairs I realize it's late as hell and the club is gonna cost me like $20 just to walk thru the door. Then I'll probably buy the first round for the girls so that's another $30. And this chick wasn't even that good in bed from what I remember.
I get to the casino level. and I notice this regular looking chick and she eye balling me. She smiles and I say hello. Instantly realize she's a hooker. I say are you working she says depends on if you are a cop. I say how much for some p*ssy, I got $60. She says I usually charge $150. I said listen, I got $60 we can go up to my room smash and you will be back down here in 15 minutes making more money. She says, DEAL. SO I smash the hooker and send her on her way and go to sleep. COmpletely blowing off the coworker.
What would you have done? Drop $60 at the club and potentially not get any ass or sleep. Or Drop 60 on the Hooker and sleep like a baby right after a good nut. And be refreshed for your morning conference.
Poll result (23 votes)
Yes - You was gonna spend that $60 anyways at the bar
44. "lol @ everybody getting in line to confirm it's doable" In response to Reply # 6
i never fucked a hooker but i've seen ppl haggle with hookers first hand for bachelor parties and things of that nature realistically he probably could have got an even lower price if he tried again in a hour or two
11. "RE: who buys pussy in AC - A Lazy Mofo that didn't feel like putting in " In response to Reply # 3
a bid at the club after. LOL
I actually would have gotten laid by that coworker but it woulda took a few more hours and money. I was drinking all day and was exhausted but I was horny as f*ck too.
Insert hooker and boom. Killed two birds with one stone and cost me the same $60 I woulda spent at the club.
I mean I did talk her down $90 that took some skills Give me that.
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12. "We all pay indirectly though" In response to Reply # 5
Plus, paying for a hooker is no big deal. Picked that convenience up while traveling the world. First I was like nah not me I don't have to pay for sh*T but then I realize that it really isn't a big deal. It's just a transaction for services. Has no bearing your your manhood. LOL
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Picked that >convenience up while traveling the world. First I was like nah >not me I don't have to pay for sh*T but then I realize that it >really isn't a big deal.
It's not. But if I'm going to pay I'm going to get exactly what I want - and probably a porn actor. I'm not interested in a low rate hooker. But that's me - I don't begrudge those who choose budget hoes.
It's just a transaction for services. >Has no bearing your your manhood. LOL
I agree. I would not have paid for a hooker in that situation.
14. "When I'm drunk I'm a terrible gambler. The club was way across the casin..." In response to Reply # 7
I probably woulda spent $40 on my way there in slot machines. LOL
This hooker was literally rigth at the bottom of the elevator when I first hit the casino. The timing could not have been better. She was cute for a hooker too. LOL And like 25 years old.
I think I made the right decision cause I went to sleep happier than maf*cka..
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18. "Ashy - You have never been with a hooker? ever" In response to Reply # 8
You will some day and realize that sh*t is not a big deal at all. especially if you are away on travel. It's the most convenient way to get a nut created. Wham bam thank you mam and get the f*ck out.
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i would have tried to charm the chick i had previously smashed to come upstairs before going out to the club
"I'm tired as hell but I can think of one way to perk up before the afterparty"
u might get a lil pushback initially bc she's trying to party...but if i felt like she was down for the cause...that's not a difficult proposition...i can get a quickie in...walk her to the other spot...disappear...be in my bed before anyone is the wiser
Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble
24. "Except she started talking about her new baby and how her situation " In response to Reply # 16
was complicated. But I thought I would still have a chance to hit one more time. But what if I got upstairs and she started feeling guilty.
Plus I couldn't pry her away before the club because she was going with other coworkers. If I had a wingman I may have had a shot to get all of them upstairs and smash the chick in the bathroom over the sink. LOL
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30. "The bachelor swinging lifestyle is an amazing ride my friend" In response to Reply # 29
It's an endless supply of woman and experiences. eventually I will tire of all this freedom and debauchery and come over to the relationship side again.
But until then sky is the limit. It's not for everyone though.
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Doing the calculations in your head, which one gave the most bang for your $60...if it was the hooker, cool. If it would've been the co-worker, then you took an L.
From what you said, the co-worker would've took work AND the $60, without the guarantee of a good smash. Hooker sounded like the better bet
49. "You are correct. the Hooker was easier and faster and I enjoyed it" In response to Reply # 41
>Doing the calculations in your head, which one gave the most >bang for your $60...if it was the hooker, cool. If it would've >been the co-worker, then you took an L. > >From what you said, the co-worker would've took work AND the >$60, without the guarantee of a good smash. Hooker sounded >like the better bet > >Guns and butter my nig
The coworker was a lame f*ck the first few times back when we hooked up. So Ultimately I won.
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