"The Bowel Movement Bandit," "Poopgangsta," and "The Phantom Pooper" are just a few of the names given to an Ohio man who is suspected of defecating on at least 19 cars over the past three years.
The miscreant has a distinct modus operandi, according to local reports. He typically strikes anywhere from 5:30 to 6:30 a.m to ensure an especially — well, shitty — morning commute for his victims. From Chevrolets to Camrys, no car make or model is safe.
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The Mystery Pooper, who has not been identified, has restricted his bowel bombardments to one neighborhood in Akron thus far, according to ABC News, though some have been hit multiple times. One woman's car has been pooped on seven times over the years; another man said his car has been struck six times, with the feces being smeared it on his car's hood, door handles, gas tank cover, windshield and mirrors.
6. "Justifiable Homocide imo" In response to Reply # 0
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12. "This is hysterical. Good for him." In response to Reply # 0
Obviously I empathize with the car owners because waking up with human shit all over your car is the sort of thing that could break someone's back if they're already on the edge. That's serious last straw territory.
On the other hand, getting to tell the story "Yeah, I woke up to see someone took a shit on my car. WTF IS THAT ABOUT?" is priceless.
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