We've all heard the stories of artists demanding a brown Playstation 1 and a bowl of nothing but green M&M's right?

So let's say you're the hottest sensation. List 10-20 things the venue/promoter MUST have in your dressing room or you'll walk off in a diva-like huff...

Me, ain't no show if I ain't got:

1. A VHS copy of the first Muppet movie
2. 2.5 lbs of Twizzlers
3. A microwave and Stouffers mac and cheese (LORD HELP YOU IF IT'S NOT STOUFFER'S)
4. One plum floating in perfume in a tophat.
5. Three bottles of Pappy Van Winkle
6. Two flat screen 4K TV's
7. 7 bags of spinach
8. A book of matches
9. one case of Fiji water
10. Tattoo artist on call. (not for me though, I have none)
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"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
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"To Each His Reach"

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VanHalen had one of the most elaborate productions touring at the time. Crazy lights, pyrotechnics, wire harnesses and shit. They tossed the bowl of m&ms with the brown (or green, I can't remember) ones removed so they could easily check how well the venue adhered to the details. Walk in, and the M&Ms are wrong, you know you have to double-check EVERYTHING.

1 oyster shucker
1 bushel of fresh choptank salts or avery's pearls
1 freshly catered set up of Chipotle fare to included burritos, tacos and burrito bowls
2 cases of ice cold natty boh
1 case of soft pineapple now and laters
5 boxes of snickers ice cream bars
2 bowls of clear gummi bears
5 large lit yankee candle company sugar cookie candles
2 masseuses
1 case Apple Pie Moonshine
1 projector and laptop that loops the chilligan island of Martin. LOL

I think that's it.

3 5 gallon bottles of reversed osmosis purified water

12 Large Jar Candles from Yankee Candle
4 Clean Cotton, 4 Lemon Lavender 4 Midsummers Night

2 bottles Lysol Disinfecting Wipes ocean breeze scent

3 Bags of Better Made BBQ Chips

All inclusive access to a diverse food menu because I never know what I want to eat.
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1. 30 Chilled bottles of Welch's Sparkling Red Grape Juice (in unopened-sealed bottles)

2. 7 bags of unsalted White corn Tortilla chips (unopened)

3. 10 chilled jars of Pace medium salsa (unopened-sealed)

4. 10 sealed bags of Sunkist dried tart cherries

5. 8 chilled unopened cans of Dole pineapple rings

6. 10 unopened bags of unsalted pretzels

7. 5 sealed boxes of Premium unsalted crackers

8. 5 chilled sealed unopened jars of dill pickles

9. 7 unopened bags of Pepperridge Farm Geneva cookies

10. 10 sealed-unopened jars of unsalted shelled pistaschio nuts

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cscpov.blogspot.com

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"

yep

Drinks:

A case of mango Gatorade
Two cases of San Pellegrino aranciata rossa
Assortment of Rare Tea Cellars herbal/non-caffeinated tea
Fresh-ground hot chocolate
A couple bottles of nice/interesting sparkling wine
A couple growlers of good local non-hoppy beer
A bartender to make craft cocktails on-demand

Food:

Chipotle hummus with pita and assorted veggies
Cheese plate with fresh baguette
Fruit plate with fresh pineapple, mango, and whatever's seasonal
Fresh yeast donuts
Fried chicken wings (preferably Korean-style)
Sushi chef to make sushi on-demand
Walkers plain shortbread cookies

Entertainment:

Karaoke with ample soul, r&b and hip-hop
Twister
Cards Against Humanity
Apples To Apples
4 decks of playing cards
A setup for The Michael Jackson Experience
A special quiet room for yoga with an instructor for assists

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Just tryna do the best that I can with what it is I have...