Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86670 posts
Wed Mar-11-15 03:43 PM
"A porn actress lives in the apartment next door." Wed Mar-11-15 03:44 PM by Frank Longo
I have no idea how to post about this. But I needed to tell someone. So I'm telling you, GD.
A porn star lives next door.
What I am willing to reveal: - found out after she was scolding someone on the phone outside about not getting her check from Penthouse yet. - not a big name (not ranked on Pornhub). I don't think I'd ever seen or heard of her. - blonde, cute. - perhaps a lovely human being and lovely neighbor, part of the reason why I don't want to drop her name. - convicted arsonist, the other part of the reason why I don't want to drop her name.
The middle schooler in me is squealing, even as the adult in me is telling the middle schooler in me to stop being an immature idiot.
*edited the word "star" out of my subject line. Felt misleading.
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33. "It's actually a range" In response to Reply # 20
Not a sole number and I happen to be in it I come from a family if extremes Dad is 6'4 Mom is (now) 4'11 (was 5'0) I'm 5'6 And I'm definitely not tall But yes I'm very aware of the range that U.S. average height and that is 5'4 to 5'7 ~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
32. "didnt occur to me that Leslie was tall" In response to Reply # 25
I've noted that the women are usually tall And I mean 5'10 And the men were short
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Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86670 posts
Wed Mar-11-15 04:02 PM
12. "This is an awful post that deserves to go wood." In response to Reply # 11 Wed Mar-11-15 04:02 PM by Frank Longo
I completely agree.
I just needed to tell somebody. Somebody who would enjoy the simple fact of this situation with me. My girlfriend doesn't sound too impressed up front.
14. "so the next time your girlfriend has to" In response to Reply # 0
wait for the cableguy how will you feel about that *taps mic*
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
I think you guys should start running repairmen jokes with each other I'd totally be bad porn acting hamming it up w the SO
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86670 posts
Wed Mar-11-15 04:43 PM
21. "Yeah, the minute I saw it, I decided to edit." In response to Reply # 17
It's like calling someone you know who stars in made-for-SyFy creature features a "star." Just because you technically "star" in a film doesn't make you a star.
26. "are porn stars that much different than strippers? cuz knowing strippers..." In response to Reply # 0
ain't that much of an experience. it's actually quite the opposite. it's like finding out that the man behind the curtain in the Wiz was Richard Pryor...
Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86670 posts
Thu Mar-12-15 10:58 AM
53. "Well, since I did some research..." In response to Reply # 42
... she doesn't have a "profile" on there. She has dozens of videos, from what I can tell, but if you don't have a "profile" for your name, then you can't be ranked.
I'm not sure how long she's been making videos though... can't be more than a couple years. So that probably hurts her cause too.
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47. "I would stay clear of her dude." In response to Reply # 0
This is nothing to be giddy about. At the very best you'll catch an STD and get to keep your stuff, at the worst, she will suck you dry with her crazy, figuratively, and literally.
61. "my god. are all str8 guys actually 13 yr old boys?" In response to Reply # 0
wtf?
w/all of the fucking str8 porn on the internet, why are you ppl so thirsty for info about some random woman who lives next door to someone most of you don't and won't ever know?
you wanna know what this woman looks like? google 'porn actress'. image search. the first woman that comes up - that's her.
64. "it's quite pathetic actually." In response to Reply # 61
>wtf? > >w/all of the fucking str8 porn on the internet, why are you >ppl so thirsty for info about some random woman who lives next >door to someone most of you don't and won't ever know? > >you wanna know what this woman looks like? google 'porn >actress'. image search. the first woman that comes up - >that's her. > >there. done. > >wtf?
------------------- I wanna go to where the martyrs went the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...
69. "you gonna post the pic that came up or nah?" In response to Reply # 61
>you wanna know what this woman looks like? google 'porn actress'. image search. the first woman that comes up - that's her.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
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