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Stoogie
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"#TRAVELFACTS"


  

          

-80% of the Black women who are flight attendants for Delta are attractive...primarily the Atlanta based ones.

They truly make flying more enjoyable...especially when they wear boots and skirts.

-Southwest on the other hand, ugliest FA's across the board. I literally had an old man as a FA...I don't fly southwest anymore.

They need to do better.

-White women in Toronto love American Black men...it was hilarious how much love a brotha got up there.

If I swirled that would be my world.

-Plane farts are by far THEE WORST farts ever. Worser than beer farts, worser than dog farts.

Death is an acceptable act of punishment for people who fart on planes.

Add on please.

"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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I suffer from terrible altitude farts.
Mar 11th 2015
1
Do better.
Mar 11th 2015
3
do you claim them? lol...
Mar 11th 2015
28
FACT: ALL Toronto women love America Black men
Mar 11th 2015
2
FACT!
Mar 11th 2015
4
oh really
Mar 11th 2015
9
Bruh...mash up to Toronto
Mar 11th 2015
11
      sit your black ass down somewhere. please.
Mar 11th 2015
14
           shh.. why you hatin?
Mar 11th 2015
30
                lol @ french vanilla. and that fool knows why i said what i did. lol
Mar 11th 2015
46
Tell me more about this cruise booze smuggling...
Mar 11th 2015
39
Fill standard water bottles with vodka...
Mar 11th 2015
42
just get refillable flat water bottles...
Mar 11th 2015
48
RE: FACT: ALL Toronto women love America Black men
Mar 11th 2015
40
Oh, word? *checks for cheap flight/hotel combos*
Mar 11th 2015
44
THIS is ABSOLUTE FACT
Mar 12th 2015
53
Q39 bbq in Kansas City...
Mar 11th 2015
5
No, the seat cushion doesn't "trap" your farts
Mar 11th 2015
6
everyone feels when someone is kicking the back of their seat
Mar 11th 2015
7
I generally don't mind kids however...
Mar 11th 2015
8
what commercial airline is better than Lufthansa?
Mar 11th 2015
10
I had a very good experience with Lufthansa
Mar 11th 2015
12
IT. IS. MISERABLE. IN. FIRST. CLASS.
Mar 11th 2015
47
to be honest China Airlines was great to me
Mar 11th 2015
15
ooohh qatar
Mar 11th 2015
18
Emirates. Hands down.
Mar 11th 2015
25
ppl say emirates, but flying them back-to-back Cathay > emirates
Mar 11th 2015
34
Good to hear about Lufthansa, but I like Etihad
Mar 11th 2015
43
air france, klm and definitely Qatar Airways
Mar 11th 2015
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i don't trust klm
Mar 11th 2015
50
      why?
Mar 12th 2015
52
Pan Am (RIP)
Mar 12th 2015
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when i checked my bag the agent says:
Mar 11th 2015
13
thank you for this come back
Mar 11th 2015
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i'm confused. why do you have green hair?
Mar 11th 2015
26
      to GET DIS MONEY
Mar 11th 2015
31
           *throws up gang signs*
Mar 11th 2015
32
                hey hey....hey hey HEY.....
Mar 11th 2015
33
I sat on the tarmac for 3 hours yesterday :(
Mar 11th 2015
17
AA is thumbs down in my book.
Mar 11th 2015
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they're already ruining USAir
Mar 11th 2015
29
      I have an $800 w/ US airways
Mar 11th 2015
38
finds a roach in food, no worries... NEXT MEAL IS ON US!!!
Mar 11th 2015
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#shatravelfacts
Mar 11th 2015
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southwest
Mar 11th 2015
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long haul flights
Mar 11th 2015
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is it better to go through a travel agent or piece deals together yourse...
Mar 11th 2015
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travel agents might be better for off-the-grid, road less travelled stuf...
Mar 11th 2015
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Maaaaan...that's ATL flight attendants period/ #FlyingDrunk
Mar 11th 2015
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Where we on the same flight today ?
Mar 11th 2015
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KC back to ATL then to Charlotte.
Mar 11th 2015
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Y'all know about using a VPN when booking flights/car rentals?
Mar 11th 2015
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airport security
Mar 11th 2015
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Respectfully, homes, Fung Wah bus farts<any farts.
Mar 11th 2015
51

John Forte
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1. "I suffer from terrible altitude farts. "
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I can't fly anywhere without blowing it up. They usually don't stink, but when they do, LAWD JESUS.

  

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Stoogie
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3. "Do better."
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"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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legsdiamond
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28. "do you claim them? lol... "
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2. "FACT: ALL Toronto women love America Black men"
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Its to the point where Toronto Black dudes will pretend to be American cop accents and everything

White women in Toronto love American Black men...it was
>hilarious how much love a brotha got up there.
>
>If I swirled that would be my world.
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Another fact-if you get on the plane ashy you will be ashy-er when you get off

On a cruise it is possible smuggle on alcohol and save yourself a guap of money

  

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Stoogie
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4. "FACT!"
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"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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9. "oh really"
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Coolin...

  

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Stoogie
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11. "Bruh...mash up to Toronto"
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Step off the plane

Open up your arms

And wait.

They can see it on you.

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14. "sit your black ass down somewhere. please."
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now go runtelldat, ho.

  

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legsdiamond
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30. "shh.. why you hatin? "
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Canadians aren't white...

they are french vanilla

  

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46. "lol @ french vanilla. and that fool knows why i said what i did. lol"
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he's my pretend brother, i can talk to him like that.

now go runtelldat, ho.

  

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39. "Tell me more about this cruise booze smuggling..."
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I'm going on one in a month. This is quite relevant to my interests. lol

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42. "Fill standard water bottles with vodka..."
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or any clear booze of your choice. They sell replacement sealed caps on various sites online (i.e. http://camocaps.net/). Put the new caps on the booze-filled bottles and you're good to go!

  

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Regina Rose
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48. "just get refillable flat water bottles..."
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Fill em up after your flight before boarding the cruise you can either a)put them in your luggage or b)rock rm in a fisherman vest pockets

Just DON'T have them.in your hand luggage

You can do something similar for certain drugs depending on your embarking port

  

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40. "RE: FACT: ALL Toronto women love America Black men"
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>
>Its to the point where Toronto Black dudes will pretend to be
>American cop accents and everything
>
>White women in Toronto love American Black men...it was
>>hilarious how much love a brotha got up there.
>>
>>If I swirled that would be my world.
>--


Is this true only for American Black Men? I guess this is hard to answer since you're speaking only from your experience, but I wonder if the women are more approachable because Canadians are more polite than Americans. I've never been to Canada, but I asking based on the stereotype of Canadians being polite to the point of it being ridiculous.

  

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44. "Oh, word? *checks for cheap flight/hotel combos*"
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53. "THIS is ABSOLUTE FACT"
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".....and he's American" followed by "SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

and yes, some (thirsty) Toronto black dudes will try to cop the American accent. It's hilarious. I've caught them out when I had them recite the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner or the pledge of allegiance.

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5. "Q39 bbq in Kansas City..."
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is the best BBQ in the nation hands down.

FACT!

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6. "No, the seat cushion doesn't "trap" your farts"
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It just delays the release... thereby extending the torment to your neighbors.

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7. "everyone feels when someone is kicking the back of their seat "
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parents stop waiting for a complaint before you speak to your child

Its always best to do the "courtesy look back" before reclining your seat even if you plan on moving it back regardless of the situation behind you

  

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Stoogie
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8. "I generally don't mind kids however..."
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parents who are too lenient w/ the child's behavior on a flight are morons deserving of a facial slap.

Babies are the only exception.

"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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10. "what commercial airline is better than Lufthansa?"
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clean, decent food, and solid build.

  

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12. "I had a very good experience with Lufthansa"
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worst MAJOR international carrier? British Airways. If you're not in first class, that shit is miserable.


Best minor international airline: Pakistan International Airlines...mostly for the food

  

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47. "IT. IS. MISERABLE. IN. FIRST. CLASS."
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Never again.

  

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15. "to be honest China Airlines was great to me"
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That airline be feeding you multiple times on a 2 hour flight, hot towels in coach(!)


Qatar Airways was nice ..until I got on a flight destined to Sri Lanka then things got developing country-y

  

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18. "ooohh qatar"
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shit looks nice.




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25. "Emirates. Hands down."
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34. "ppl say emirates, but flying them back-to-back Cathay > emirates"
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not that anything was wrong on emirates

etihad has a good rep as well



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43. "Good to hear about Lufthansa, but I like Etihad"
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45. "air france, klm and definitely Qatar Airways"
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I think most Asian and mideastern airlines r top notch

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50. "i don't trust klm"
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"Roll me further bitch"

  

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52. "why?"
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Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end the Germans always win
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54. "Pan Am (RIP)"
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Nothing will top Pan Am as far as service and class, nothing.

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13. "when i checked my bag the agent says:"
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i see you're celebrating st. patrick's day early. (referring to my hair)

i reply
i see you've got jokes all year round.

he shows me his badge
we've got the same last name
"we family, i had to get you."

  

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16. "thank you for this come back"
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I get the same 'joke' and usually just ignore it

  

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26. "i'm confused. why do you have green hair?"
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31. "to GET DIS MONEY"
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32. "*throws up gang signs*"
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33. "hey hey....hey hey HEY..... "
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LMAO

  

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17. "I sat on the tarmac for 3 hours yesterday :("
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6 hour delay in total. American Airlines did throw some love my way in the form of 5000 miles.

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19. "AA is thumbs down in my book."
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"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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29. "they're already ruining USAir"
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But that's what happens when a big dog moves in. Happened with us. SWA folks were like "Fuck Air Tran! We're bigger and better." Three years in and they still haven't figured out how to work the international flights and are slowly implementing Air Tran policies. Shit is comical.

USAir is better off as they are but American got the money so they're calling the shots.

  

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38. "I have an $800 w/ US airways"
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Within the last two months probably been in NC abt 10 times...I still haven't used that credit because I don't like AA.

Only Delta over here.

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35. "finds a roach in food, no worries... NEXT MEAL IS ON US!!! "
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20. "#shatravelfacts"
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domestically I only fly 2 airlines. Southwest and Delta. All the others can suck it. From customer service at the ticket desk to flight attendants. LOL

  

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EspritLibre
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21. "southwest"
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people with hips should not choose to sit beside strangers with hips. we sitting in each other laps at 38,000 feet

  

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EspritLibre
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22. "long haul flights"
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pee early during the first meal. bathrooms go downhill quickly after

  

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SooperEgo
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23. "is it better to go through a travel agent or piece deals together yourse..."
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John Forte
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27. "travel agents might be better for off-the-grid, road less travelled stuf..."
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just because it's harder to book that stuff online.

  

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ALmighty44
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24. "Maaaaan...that's ATL flight attendants period/ #FlyingDrunk"
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When we were Air Tran I used to looooooooooove working those ATL flights abs since that was our hub it was pretty much all of them.

Me and this dude got trapped by a baby dump. Plane was 10 minutes from landing so nobody could get up, baby behind us starts crying, I sniffed, he looked at me, I looked at him, we bonded over the pain that our nose hairs were going through at that moment

Al's Travel Fact: never think it's okay to finish a fifth of aƱejo on a 4 flight. 90 proof rum and 36,000 feet of altitude do NOT mix #RugRuined

Btw...Southwest is taking up a Toronto route next year. Caribana here I come! *high five, eh*

  

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select_from_where
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36. "Where we on the same flight today ?"
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Was just about to post this

Atlanta to New Orleans

  

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37. "KC back to ATL then to Charlotte."
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"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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41. "Y'all know about using a VPN when booking flights/car rentals?"
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Sometimes you can get a substantially cheaper price by changing you IP address and letting them think you are in a different location.

https://www.goldenfrog.com/take-back-your-internet/infographics/save-money-on-flights-and-car-rentals-with-vyprvpn

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49. "airport security"
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last two times that i travelled to europe and back
coming from amsterdam, i was pulled aside in philly and
greeted with a very thorough bag check, seemed like they
were hoping to find something. and just a few days ago, coming
from brussels to newark and was singled out and stopped by airport
security asking tons of questions. i thought i was profiled both
times and it was a bit unnerving after long flights. they're
looking for the wrong things. i almost lost my mind.

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Doronmonkflake
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51. "Respectfully, homes, Fung Wah bus farts<any farts. "
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At least planes got some sort of air pressure/circulation system in place.


For $30 round trip, Fung Wah ain't doin all that. Just brew in it.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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