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John Forte
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"PSA: There are no twins named Oranjello and Lemonjello"


          

There is no one named Shithead, pronounced "shi-theed". You haven't met them. Your mama didn't teach them. Your neice didn't used to babysit for them. They do not exist. These are urban legends made up by racist white people.

  

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Like, A+ posting, Ase, amen yaaaaaaaaaas n/m
Mar 10th 2015
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but but but my aunt's cousin's stepsister taught at a school where
Mar 10th 2015
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My own mother told me they were in the school system she taught at
Mar 10th 2015
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      haha
Mar 10th 2015
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La-a
Mar 10th 2015
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http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
Mar 11th 2015
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What about Marijuana Pepsi tho? she real af
Mar 10th 2015
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*link*
Mar 10th 2015
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RE: *link*
Mar 10th 2015
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I knew a girl named Marijuana. I don't know about the Pepsi
Mar 10th 2015
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YO! She's my cousins ex wiife...LOL I know this chick LOL
Mar 10th 2015
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i DID know a pakistani kid named rizwan butt who had a full mustache
Mar 10th 2015
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Actually, the Jello twins are real
Mar 10th 2015
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#ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 10th 2015
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If you remember the last name, don't share!!!
Mar 10th 2015
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      I just know it's a common
Mar 11th 2015
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on that bin: what if there were
Mar 10th 2015
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frank zappa's kids got made up names...
Mar 10th 2015
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it isn't about "made up names" but rather the belief that
Mar 10th 2015
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      Chlymydia is real. our social worker told us that one.
Mar 10th 2015
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its true tho! so tf what if they were named that?!
Mar 10th 2015
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False
Mar 11th 2015
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Menage is real tho
Mar 10th 2015
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Lemongello
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and hillfiger nor ralph lauren never called blk folks monkeys on oprah
Mar 10th 2015
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i have a person in my company with the last name "Shithole"
Mar 10th 2015
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maybe not but I tried to get my sister to name her boy and
Mar 10th 2015
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there was a 'Christopher Shithead' in the STL White Pages
Mar 10th 2015
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I did know a girl named Abcde tho
Mar 10th 2015
24
There IS a Martini-Champagne, tho.
Mar 10th 2015
25
No, but there IS an Alizonme, Starfox, and Malaria
Mar 10th 2015
26
*sigh* it's Starlord, man
Mar 10th 2015
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      lol. well played.
Mar 10th 2015
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Dude Peter Lemongello
Mar 10th 2015
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oh yeah
Mar 10th 2015
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YET!
Mar 10th 2015
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"There is nobody in this class named Felecia"...lol
Mar 11th 2015
37
Working in collections, I saw a bunch of odd names
Mar 11th 2015
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DaHeathenOne76
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1. "Like, A+ posting, Ase, amen yaaaaaaaaaas n/m"
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KiloMcG
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2. "but but but my aunt's cousin's stepsister taught at a school where"
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the guidance counselor told her that there used to be twins with those names at their school in the 80s, according to the old secretary that used to work there that's still friends with the substitute nurse.

  

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John Forte
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3. "My own mother told me they were in the school system she taught at"
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I was so fucking disappointed in her.

  

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KiloMcG
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5. "haha"
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legsdiamond
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4. "La-a"
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Tue Mar-10-15 12:24 PM by legsdiamond

          

Huntsville, AL

and wait for it...

momma is white

  

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34. "http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp"
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iono

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fairweather

  

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murderbear
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6. "What about Marijuana Pepsi tho? she real af"
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murderbear
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7. "*link*"
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Tue Mar-10-15 12:34 PM by murderbear

          

*edit* it would help if my dumb-ass actually provided a link

http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/40874017.html



last name Jackson, no less

  

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18. "RE: *link*"
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...this happens a lot in Milwaukee

We kept a list of crazy ass names when I worked for the city there.

  

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John Forte
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8. "I knew a girl named Marijuana. I don't know about the Pepsi"
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but I PERSONALLY knew a Marijuana.

  

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12. "YO! She's my cousins ex wiife...LOL I know this chick LOL"
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SHAstayhighalways
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9. "i DID know a pakistani kid named rizwan butt who had a full mustache "
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Tue Mar-10-15 12:46 PM by SHAstayhighalways

  

          

in the 4th grade.

(lmao i'm dying i just tried to look dude up on Facebook and apparently the name is mad common among pakistani people lol)

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10. "Actually, the Jello twins are real"
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I've seen their case records in my work system (I work at social services)...If I could remember their last name...I think it's like williams or something


on another note, there is child in my locality whose name is Sweet-Tea Baby Jesus...

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

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15. "#ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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dear god, i hope they are real now, i LOVE this place

  

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Cold Truth
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27. "If you remember the last name, don't share!!! "
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Tue Mar-10-15 05:22 PM by Cold Truth

  

          

PII violations are a bitch

>on another note, there is child in my locality whose name is
>Sweet-Tea Baby Jesus...

  

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36. "I just know it's a common"
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black name.

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

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11. "on that bin: what if there were"
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what would be wrong with that

arent there many other non-Black names that mean or are derived from equally frivolous or silly things? yet these somehow escape ridicule

btw i agree with you, it's just something i heard in my head as i read the post

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13. "frank zappa's kids got made up names..."
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John Forte
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14. "it isn't about "made up names" but rather the belief that"
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black people are too stupid to realize they're naming their kids Shit Head or Chlymidia or whatever.

  

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32. "Chlymydia is real. our social worker told us that one. "
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16. "its true tho! so tf what if they were named that?!"
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White mans kids names are soooo much more acceptbler

Yalls conditioning is conditioned

  

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35. "False"
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Moon Unit
Dweezil
Apple
Pilot Inspektor

Those all get clowned on the regular besides if white people do something dumb should we follow? You need to be clowned

  

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17. "Menage is real tho"
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how do I know?
because I helped my ex grade her book reports

here for dis.

  

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19. "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Lemongello"
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seen him play as a kid

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20. "and hillfiger nor ralph lauren never called blk folks monkeys on oprah"
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21. "i have a person in my company with the last name "Shithole""
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we are 95% indian so....yeah

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22. "maybe not but I tried to get my sister to name her boy and"
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girl DeNiece and DeNephew.

That was when I introduced them to people all I could say This is The Neice and this is The Newphew except it really would be their names.

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23. "there was a 'Christopher Shithead' in the STL White Pages"
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when i was a kid. but maybe that was a fake account or at least a fictitious name. anyway, i actually saw the listing myself.

fuck you.

  

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24. "I did know a girl named Abcde tho "
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Pronounced Ab-suh-dee, I wish I could find that yearbook lol.

  

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25. "There IS a Martini-Champagne, tho."
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My ex taught at the school she attended.

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26. "No, but there IS an Alizonme, Starfox, and Malaria"
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Alizonme as in... All Eyez On Me. Yes, that was how it was explained.

Malaria "sounded pretty".

Starfox? Didn't ask. Mom didn't tell.

I'd prove these names, but I'd get fired.

Yeah. Just trust me on this.

  

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28. "*sigh* it's Starlord, man"
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29. "lol. well played. "
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Seriously though, who the fuck names their kid Starfox?

  

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30. "Dude Peter Lemongello "
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Nas Lost?!?! http://www.plemongello.com/ they pronounce the lastname too brah

I really do Love Joni!

  

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31. "oh yeah "
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and http://search.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/sse.dll?gl=allgs&gsfn=Horangelo&gsln=Petruccio&gss=seo&ghc=20

Same sound Horangelo exists...

I really do Love Joni!

  

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33. "YET!"
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37. ""There is nobody in this class named Felecia"...lol"
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38. "Working in collections, I saw a bunch of odd names"
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My two all time favorites: Captain America and Hollywood Swinger.

Sadly these two are not friends, I could only imagine the shenanigans those two would get into

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