4. "the only time I came in the crib was when I was selling greenery" In response to Reply # 0
other than that, nah like for what?
though truth be told, there was that one time a customer just left the door open and never answered my knocking so since it was a Seamless order, I just left the food in front of the tv and left...
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Tue Mar-03-15 10:13 PM
10. "^^^ had John Herbert as a customer" In response to Reply # 8
"Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was. "
"Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back. "
"Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news."
"Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me."
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17. "... keep thinking I'm a sucka. " In response to Reply # 11
this how it went:
yep it was snowing. cold as shit outside. ice on the ground.
the delivery guy seemed young, nosey and disheveled.
he was a pudgy Asian guy, and tried to look in the house at the TV.
he acted like whatever was on TV at the time was hypnotizing, like he ain't never seen 'just dance video game' before.
he tried to act like the pizzas were so heavy. he needed to come in the get his bearings.
he says, kinda in a huff, 'can I just come in?'
I immediately say, 'for what?!'. Hand him the money and grab the pies out the sleeve, and left him looking stupid.
that was the first time.
the second time it was sort of the same circumstance. he asked again, 'can I come in?', as if the pizza was just too much to handle. hit him with another 'for what?!?', grabbed the pizza. closed the door.
in the end I think the guy is a creep. not sure which kind, cause I ain't trying to find out. he also liked to stay parked outside the house for at least seven minutes after he left my door.
16. "where u used to live, they wouldn't even come into the building" In response to Reply # 0
They don't step out the car till you in the lobby
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22. "side: I had a dude come to my door at like 9 last night with a pizza" In response to Reply # 0
and I didn't order jack. If someone comes to my door unannounced I come to the door with my dog and taurus at my side. I know our subdivision is relatively new and he legitimately could have been lost but he seemed damn suspicious to me. He looked shook tho after seeing me as if he expected a little white lady to come answer. After I told him I didn't order no pizza and he got back in his car I let my dog go run out and chill outside for a bit. I trust no one.
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