So my brother is a hoe... he knows it, we know it, it is what it is.

This dude tells me he may have a baby on the way but he isnt sure because the woman had sex with another dude the same night or the next night. She's a hoe too. He has to get a DNA test.

Well, I just got a call from my sister and she tells me to chack my FB page to see if I got a friend request. This trife ass woman made a FB page and called it "Ralph's Baby" and is sending out friend request to EVERYBODY.

my brother is getting congratulations on FB and he aint happy about it but he's also like "welp, she crazy and I'm crazy for having sex with her"

my brother yo... gotta be the smartest, dumbest, hoeiest dude I know.

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I was mad as fuck...

like she really actually thought I was thinking about accepting a friendship of some crazy jump off's page.

what fucks me up is ole girl is still in the hospital. I bet she didn't even ask to hold the baby.

"hand me my iphone"

baby cute as shit tho...

the baby is actually here????
Better call Maury

here for dis.

just texted my bother "looks like you got a live one"

I can't post his response.

>I can't post his response.

Was messing with this chick (a capital "H" o). She ends up pregnant. He claims it ain't his (tho he admitted dropping a load in her, lol). FFWD about a year, and they are no contact with each other. Chick goes on a tour with the baby, randomly dropping in on his mom & siblings on some "I just wanted you to meet your new grandson/nephew."

I tuned out at that point, because I had a lot of drama going on in my own life at the time.

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>Well, I just got a call from my sister and she tells me to
>chack my FB page to see if I got a friend request. This trife
>ass woman made a FB page and called it "Ralph's Baby" and is
>sending out friend request to EVERYBODY.

This is some wild shit right here.

I bet the house he met her on Tinder or some shit like that....

gotta be an online hookup...

baby cute as shit tho..

I bet she named her after him using some feminine shit at the end.

Ralphline or some dumb shit.

After she did all that shit. Would she just switch the name from "Ralph" to "Charles?" Delete the page?

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that nigga laughing too... but I know inside he is pissed off.

My sisters where like "we wanted a neice in the family.....

but not like this"

what makes it so bad is our fam had an argument over the Xmas break and my brother threw all his cards on the table "I'm a hoe.. yall know I'm a hoe...it's what I do"

He is like a Crisco (sorry dude) but with much higher physical standards. No standards when it comes to the mental tho.. obviously.

*not really but it involves a baby mama and a social media network/messageboard. roll with it.

can't remember the dude's screen name but the mother of his baby
came on the boards WILDING OUT because dude had the baby's picture in his avi
but he was posting porn and talking about sex and stuff

how shorty found out, who knows.
the streets be watching i guess

but she came through telling everyone he was a horrible father
that she was gonna call the authorities
all this stuff

this went on for at LEAST a week from what i remember
with homegirl popping up periodically

i don't remember what ended it but this story you told just reminded me of that
so yea.

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the baby was his when he told me. Only reason is because I want my baby to have a cousin his age since all my siblings kids are 16 or older.

but I didn't know she was gonna be this trife. I can't see this woman faces the fam if it's his but she prolly gives no fucks.

My first question was "I wonder if she made a page for the other dude"

but my brother said he is the better catch so she is all in on it being his since he takes care of his kid and makes decent money.

PLEASE
even if it's a lie
tell me this so I can feel better

here for dis.

>tell me this so I can feel better

here for dis.

is she under 25?

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there is a high concentration of crazy women over the age of 30.

..and he finds ALL of them.