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legsdiamond
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"The messiest thing I have ever seen on FB... and it involves my family. "


          

So my brother is a hoe... he knows it, we know it, it is what it is.

This dude tells me he may have a baby on the way but he isnt sure because the woman had sex with another dude the same night or the next night. She's a hoe too. He has to get a DNA test.

Well, I just got a call from my sister and she tells me to chack my FB page to see if I got a friend request. This trife ass woman made a FB page and called it "Ralph's Baby" and is sending out friend request to EVERYBODY.

my brother is getting congratulations on FB and he aint happy about it but he's also like "welp, she crazy and I'm crazy for having sex with her"

my brother yo... gotta be the smartest, dumbest, hoeiest dude I know.


  

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younger or older?
Mar 03rd 2015
1
2 years older
Mar 03rd 2015
2
real time updates or it didn't happen.
Mar 03rd 2015
3
id actually like the link lmao
Mar 03rd 2015
4
my wife was like "DONT YOU DARE ACCEPT THAT FRIEND"
Mar 03rd 2015
16
      oh shit I thought she was still pregnant
Mar 03rd 2015
20
           huge cover photo of the baby... and his photo in the profile box
Mar 03rd 2015
22
                yes you can! please do.
Mar 03rd 2015
23
                     nope
Mar 03rd 2015
27
                          damnit
Mar 03rd 2015
28
Dude I know had this kinda happen IRL
Mar 03rd 2015
5
She virtually pissed all over your brother...
Mar 03rd 2015
6
no fucks given.. AT ALL
Mar 03rd 2015
18
Yo, that shit would be crazy if "Ralph... you are *NOT* the father"
Mar 03rd 2015
7
LOL well damn! link? j/k...unless you are gonna do it
Mar 03rd 2015
8
Lol
Mar 03rd 2015
9
*searches for Ralph's baby on FB...realized he gave us a fake name*
Mar 03rd 2015
10
LOL
Mar 03rd 2015
11
you gotdamn right it's a fake name
Mar 03rd 2015
14
I found it: Arm's Baby
Mar 03rd 2015
24
      ROFL
Mar 03rd 2015
29
I am sorry dude but you just gave me the biggest chuckle I've had in a w...
Mar 03rd 2015
12
trust me, we are all laughing at him..
Mar 03rd 2015
15
something like that kinda* happened on here years ago.
Mar 03rd 2015
13
I fell kinda bad because I told my wife I kinda sorta hoped
Mar 03rd 2015
17
tell me your brother has the DNA test lined up
Mar 03rd 2015
21
      he is waiting on the DNA results
Mar 03rd 2015
25
      haha, i love how self serving we all are around here.
Mar 03rd 2015
26
           his life, our entertainment © Ursher
Mar 03rd 2015
31
i will never understand ppl who move in this way
Mar 03rd 2015
19
my brother lives in ATL
Mar 03rd 2015
30

Deadzombie
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1. "younger or older?"
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legsdiamond
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2. "2 years older "
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BabySoulRebel
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3. "real time updates or it didn't happen. "
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http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/lapsedlawyer/popcorn.gif

here for dis.

  

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cgonz00cc
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Tue Mar-03-15 10:11 AM

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4. "id actually like the link lmao"
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legsdiamond
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Tue Mar-03-15 11:26 AM

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16. "my wife was like "DONT YOU DARE ACCEPT THAT FRIEND""
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I was mad as fuck...

like she really actually thought I was thinking about accepting a friendship of some crazy jump off's page.

what fucks me up is ole girl is still in the hospital. I bet she didn't even ask to hold the baby.

"hand me my iphone"

baby cute as shit tho...

  

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20. "oh shit I thought she was still pregnant"
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the baby is actually here????
Better call Maury

here for dis.

  

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legsdiamond
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22. "huge cover photo of the baby... and his photo in the profile box"
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just texted my bother "looks like you got a live one"

I can't post his response.

  

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KiloMcG
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23. "yes you can! please do. "
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>I can't post his response.

  

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legsdiamond
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27. "nope"
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KiloMcG
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28. "damnit"
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8-bit
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5. "Dude I know had this kinda happen IRL"
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Was messing with this chick (a capital "H" o). She ends up pregnant. He claims it ain't his (tho he admitted dropping a load in her, lol). FFWD about a year, and they are no contact with each other. Chick goes on a tour with the baby, randomly dropping in on his mom & siblings on some "I just wanted you to meet your new grandson/nephew."

I tuned out at that point, because I had a lot of drama going on in my own life at the time.

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Marbles
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Tue Mar-03-15 10:23 AM

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6. "She virtually pissed all over your brother... "
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>Well, I just got a call from my sister and she tells me to
>chack my FB page to see if I got a friend request. This trife
>ass woman made a FB page and called it "Ralph's Baby" and is
>sending out friend request to EVERYBODY.

This is some wild shit right here.

  

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legsdiamond
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Tue Mar-03-15 11:35 AM

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18. "no fucks given.. AT ALL"
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I bet the house he met her on Tinder or some shit like that....

gotta be an online hookup...

baby cute as shit tho..

I bet she named her after him using some feminine shit at the end.

Ralphline or some dumb shit.

  

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8-bit
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7. "Yo, that shit would be crazy if "Ralph... you are *NOT* the father""
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After she did all that shit. Would she just switch the name from "Ralph" to "Charles?" Delete the page?

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8. "LOL well damn! link? j/k...unless you are gonna do it"
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from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared

  

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9. "Lol"
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Post up a link to the page so we can leave a comments like:

"Keep me posted on that DNA test!!"

"Should've called this YOUR baby cause that's the only thing we know for certain"

  

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10. "*searches for Ralph's baby on FB...realized he gave us a fake name* "
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11. "LOL"
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legsdiamond
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14. "you gotdamn right it's a fake name"
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24. "I found it: Arm's Baby "
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It's Legs Diamond, Arms Diamond, and their ne'erdowell older brother, Dustin

  

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legsdiamond
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29. "ROFL"
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12. "I am sorry dude but you just gave me the biggest chuckle I've had in a w..."
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Sorry at your family's expense but BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh.


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legsdiamond
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15. "trust me, we are all laughing at him.."
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Tue Mar-03-15 11:29 AM by legsdiamond

          

that nigga laughing too... but I know inside he is pissed off.

My sisters where like "we wanted a neice in the family.....

but not like this"

what makes it so bad is our fam had an argument over the Xmas break and my brother threw all his cards on the table "I'm a hoe.. yall know I'm a hoe...it's what I do"

He is like a Crisco (sorry dude) but with much higher physical standards. No standards when it comes to the mental tho.. obviously.







  

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SHAstayhighalways
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13. "something like that kinda* happened on here years ago."
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*not really but it involves a baby mama and a social media network/messageboard. roll with it.

can't remember the dude's screen name but the mother of his baby
came on the boards WILDING OUT because dude had the baby's picture in his avi
but he was posting porn and talking about sex and stuff

how shorty found out, who knows.
the streets be watching i guess

but she came through telling everyone he was a horrible father
that she was gonna call the authorities
all this stuff

this went on for at LEAST a week from what i remember
with homegirl popping up periodically

i don't remember what ended it but this story you told just reminded me of that
so yea.

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legsdiamond
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17. "I fell kinda bad because I told my wife I kinda sorta hoped"
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the baby was his when he told me. Only reason is because I want my baby to have a cousin his age since all my siblings kids are 16 or older.

but I didn't know she was gonna be this trife. I can't see this woman faces the fam if it's his but she prolly gives no fucks.

My first question was "I wonder if she made a page for the other dude"

but my brother said he is the better catch so she is all in on it being his since he takes care of his kid and makes decent money.

  

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21. "tell me your brother has the DNA test lined up"
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PLEASE
even if it's a lie
tell me this so I can feel better

here for dis.

  

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legsdiamond
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25. "he is waiting on the DNA results"
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KiloMcG
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26. "haha, i love how self serving we all are around here."
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>tell me this so I can feel better

  

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BabySoulRebel
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31. "his life, our entertainment © Ursher"
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here for dis.

  

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19. "i will never understand ppl who move in this way"
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is she under 25?

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legsdiamond
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30. "my brother lives in ATL"
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there is a high concentration of crazy women over the age of 30.

..and he finds ALL of them.

  

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