took my car to the car wash and emptied various items from the car into a bag. Walking home and I notice this guy walking towards me and scratching all over.i paid him no mind. It's a quiet dusty walkway between buildings and a lot of street kids,homeless and addicts roam the area but never had any major problems. Just as he passes me he snatches the bag and dashes. Sadly for him we live in I a country with an abundance of rocks everywhere .i reach down and a biggish chunk of cement is what I grab first. Said a prayer and let it fly and as luck(depending on whose story arc I guess) would have it ,nailed him right in the back. Luckiest throw ever. He dropped and started wheezing. I ran out over and grabbed my bag. Poor guy probably thought I was gonna hit him because he staggered off. Hopefully he didn't break anything. My arm is sore and feeling a little guilty but I had a checkbook in the bag and ID.
the 'wash' is a big square with a bunch of guys with rags and buckets of water with liquid soap. It's kind of crazy how clean the cars end up without power washers.there is a proper car wash but 3x the cost , I only go when I need to wash off the bottom.
11. "yeah man some shit is not meant to be abused" In response to Reply # 7
in colombia they got this shit called sacol that is really nasty. you see street people and sometimes regular kids huffing it. it's been popular for many years. gross.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
21. "Everything is available,its just about cost." In response to Reply # 18
and people will always find ways to get high some way. You'd be better off smuggling liquor, people have become millionaires off that shit. You'll probably be in and out of jail a lot but no real violence as such.
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
59. "it's almost comical except for the missing car bit" In response to Reply # 51
i play pickup hoops over by a private college (ULV) in a very safe little area. everyone leaves their shit out. my keys and phone went missing during a game and while i was looking around for them some skinny chinese kid got in my whip and pulled off. everyone was in disbelief.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
74. "Yup, cops called me and I was like :"FAR FUCKING OUT, MAN!"" In response to Reply # 62
All told this shit is still cost me $500 though. Lost about $200 in cash, a phone that'll cost me about that to replace, a couple cases of Hi-Chew (I have an oral fixation!) and some other lil bullshit. That said I was relieved to find all three of my basketballs and my fresh ass Under Armours that I'd only worn once. The guys didn't steal much apart from the phone, the cash and my driver's license, which is really fucking annoying. Now I gotta piss a whole day away at the DMV, no appointments until May!
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
38. "It was a reaction " In response to Reply # 32
I can't say I planned it like that,by the time I turned around he was probably two meters away and the rock was right in front of me,if it missed I would have felt stupid as hell as he'd have too much of a head start.
61. "i probably would have gone for a baseball sized rock" In response to Reply # 32
no way in shit am i making that much physical contact with a dope fiend
one time i did hit my track coach (a 73-year-old man) in the back with a shotput by accident. he was a tough old fart, shrugged it off like it was nothing. it was a warmup throw, maybe 25-30 feet, but still not pleasant. shit you drop one on your foot and it hurts like hell.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
this is one of those I'm laughing but damn situations
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
46. "They don't really do the tire burn thing here" In response to Reply # 31
but if caught it's a free for all,every one will at least get a kick in. Back in the day it used to be tied up in a sack with rocks and thrown in the Nile but the government cracked down hard on it and thankfully they don't do that anymore. The fucked up part is the cops will beat the hell out of him as well.
50. "this thread is the all time champ for "thats not funny, but it kinda is"" In response to Reply # 46
Because what in the entire fuck?!
>Back in the day it used to be tied up in a sack with rocks and >thrown in the Nile but the government cracked down hard on it >and thankfully they don't do that anymore.
53. "Believe me I know " In response to Reply # 50
people scratch out a hard life so any attempt to steal the little crumbs is met with extreme violence . My dad told me back in the day if a thief felt he was gonna get caught he'd lock himself in somewhere and only come out when the police came,better a severe beating than a certain death. There's a legend about one of my great uncles that he got a burglar in the house and made him wash the whole family's clothes,lol.Probably bullshit but a great story.
66. "Lol. Nah I believe it" In response to Reply # 53
>There's a legend about one of my great uncles that he got a >burglar in the house and made him wash the whole family's >clothes,lol.Probably bullshit but a great story.
I remember when I was young in Nigeria and we caught a swindler. My uncle already had him tied up and was prepping to tune him up when my father happened to come home and intervened. It ended up being that the boy was the son of a Colonel that he had recently treated at the hospital. Man that would have ended badly for us as well. Nigeria was still a military dictatorship back then. You can do anything to anybody...as long as that somebody is a nobody.
>people scratch out a hard life so any attempt to steal the >little crumbs is met with extreme violence . >My dad told me back in the day if a thief felt he was gonna >get caught he'd lock himself in somewhere and only come out >when the police came,better a severe beating than a certain >death. >There's a legend about one of my great uncles that he got a >burglar in the house and made him wash the whole family's >clothes,lol.Probably bullshit but a great story.
Part of the reason I feel you Moms from the country and still has those take matters into her own hands type leanings
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
I really do feel you though ~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
The strangest things happen regularly and everyone except me is so nonchalant about it. I'm a smoker and asthmatic no way I would last a mile. Times like these I'm so glad I sold my guns, it's rarely worth it and I've proved I'm not responsible enough.
"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African" Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!
dont know what it means in the grand scheme of things but i know one of the 3 so it feels like a victory.
. http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/ i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.
87. "when ready btw archive" In response to Reply # 0 Tue Mar-03-15 04:15 PM by lfresh
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
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