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zombiechick
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Fri Feb-27-15 07:50 PM

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"so for some of us sad sacks who actually had to fake it...."


          

you ever caught up in your own performance?


or have your body be mad at you immediately after you forced yourself to cum?


as i've said before, the MTA is gross but makes for good conversation starters


*sips a soda*

  

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its your body and your nut. you should make yourself come
Feb 27th 2015
1
dude the juicebox has a higher capacity for friction
Feb 27th 2015
3
so knowing that, shouldn't it be *your* job to get off? nm
Feb 27th 2015
6
      harder to pop off if you're determined to cum first
Feb 27th 2015
7
Bruh!
Feb 27th 2015
11
its a terrible, terrible day when men fake it.
Feb 27th 2015
2
man women fake it all the time
Feb 27th 2015
4
:(
Feb 27th 2015
5
I mean it depends on why. If you just had a lotta sex, it aint her fault
Feb 27th 2015
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      I will fake it on occassion if I was banging other chicks all day
Mar 02nd 2015
15
has anyone ever admitted faking it with a current partner?
Feb 27th 2015
8
i've done it in the past
Feb 27th 2015
9
Embrace your own responsibility to make yourself cum
Feb 27th 2015
10
if anyone fakes it says more about that person than whos fucking em
Feb 27th 2015
13
dead fish?
Feb 28th 2015
14
for someone so out there, you sound quite uptight
Mar 02nd 2015
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Binlahab
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Fri Feb-27-15 07:56 PM

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1. "its your body and your nut. you should make yourself come"
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Women be quick to holla all kind of independent woman isms then in the same breathe berate their man for not "making" them come

Shit ain't you in this bed with me? You better suck the other titty or something, imma get mine you better get yours

  

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zombiechick
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:03 PM

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3. "dude the juicebox has a higher capacity for friction"
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than apparently yalls lil friends do


plus there's some more complicated twerks and tricks besides the old in and out

god forbid you come before me

i used to blatantly look at niggas sideways

now i just put em in a box

  

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Binlahab
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:11 PM

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6. "so knowing that, shouldn't it be *your* job to get off? nm"
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does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg

  

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zombiechick
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:21 PM

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7. "harder to pop off if you're determined to cum first"
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just saying

i'd highly doubt if you'd be cool with me turning over, turning on all the hentai, prying my orgasm from the jaws of life, and then getting up to make myself a sandwich

  

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NoDrawls McGraw
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Fri Feb-27-15 10:15 PM

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11. "Bruh!"
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Tell'em!

I said dat same shit on here before and these Jawns E-looked at me
sideways like I was discussing Quantum Physics n shit.



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Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

  

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Deadzombie
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Fri Feb-27-15 07:57 PM

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2. "its a terrible, terrible day when men fake it. "
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especially going as far as sounds and convulsions.

just sad.

i'd sooner just stop and smack her around, with an approving look on my face.

  

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zombiechick
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:04 PM

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4. "man women fake it all the time"
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i think yall could deal


just my .02 though

  

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Deadzombie
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:07 PM

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5. ":("
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ConcreteCharlie
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Fri Feb-27-15 10:19 PM

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12. "I mean it depends on why. If you just had a lotta sex, it aint her fault"
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If it's the fifth nut of the day, hey, you can't be disappointed. That's just being greedy. Maybe only Crisco and I have this problem tho.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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Crisco
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15. "I will fake it on occassion if I was banging other chicks all day"
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But I prefer to just let her get hers and then stop, say that was great and head to the shower. If they ask why I didn't finish, I'll say I numb, I get one next time. With a smile on my face so she can tell it really is not a big deal.

In my head I'm thinking about the next chick that's on the schedule anyways. I'll get mine with her. LOL

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Deadzombie
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:32 PM

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8. "has anyone ever admitted faking it with a current partner?"
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i doubt nobody has enough balls for that conversation.

  

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zombiechick
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:37 PM

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9. "i've done it in the past"
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egos be all kinds of done though

  

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Deacon Blues
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Fri Feb-27-15 08:41 PM

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10. "Embrace your own responsibility to make yourself cum"
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http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/tips/a3712/dont-fake-it-day-sex-tips-tweets/

dude

  

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tomjohn29
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Fri Feb-27-15 10:46 PM

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13. "if anyone fakes it says more about that person than whos fucking em"
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Fri Feb-27-15 10:48 PM by tomjohn29

  

          

shit is childish
and closed sexual conversations is why this society has a fucked up perception

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Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

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We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

  

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legsdiamond
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Sat Feb-28-15 11:19 AM

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14. "dead fish? "
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BabySoulRebel
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16. "for someone so out there, you sound quite uptight"
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so focused on getting a nut that you don't relax enough to actually HAVE a nut.

here for dis.

  

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