"Crisco Hoetation update, and I smashed this former Racist"
So yeah, I have this chick over for a first date last night. I cook her dinner and she brings the wine. We start talking about dates that went awry.
Strike#1 She tells me about a date where a guy she was dating almost had to fight for her because she insulted somone handing out OBAMA voting information. She was in Newark NJ at a bar and basically said I don't want that I hate OBAMA.
I'm very Pro Obama but I play it cool
Strike#2 We talk about being from the same Lily White County in NJ. And how it was a culture shock when I first move there and how Interracial dating was taboo. She explains that she jut recently started dating black men a year ago on a whim. Her husband wasn't banging her no more and she was out with the girls and a black guy said nice butt. She stopped and talked and ended up dating the guys. But then adds that was weird for her because she raised her kids to stick WITH THEIR OWN!!! I said, oh so you were a racist. She said Yeah I guess so.
Strike #3 We upstairs smashing... Side note I have about a 75% smash on the first date chance when I cook dinner for a woman at my place.
And while I'm hitting it she is giving orders. I hate a chick that gives orders in bed. Pull my hair, Talk to me, Smack my butt.. In my head I'm like shut the f*ck up!!!
I don't mind communication during sex but don't try to lead and direct and be bossy like I don't know how to f*ck.
SO I bust my nut and tell her she gotta go, I got sh*t to do. She gets mad and says You shoulda told be you were gonna hit it and make me leave. I was like whatever. Peace out. LOL
Hoetation Update: I have to many official girlfriends.
1. VeronicaGirl formerly NoDontStop - this is my medium size sexy jawn. We are smashing and dating regularly now. She is bat sh*t crazy which is why the sex is so damn good!!!
2. Half-A-Rican - New girlfriend half white half puerto rican. Thick all over. All In Love with me. But low maintenance
3. PeaceChick - Wants me to take her off the market. But I aint making nothing official.
4. Princeton - Young jawn. Finally broke up with me but still wants me to smash. I hit last night after the racistchick left.
5. NurseNancy - Still around.
6. NurseBetty - Still around. Taking me to Vegas for the Mayweather fight. BUt she leaving before the actual weekend and then Imma kick it with my little brother and his friend.
7. Goomah - Still around
8. FreakInMIami - Flying out to see her in a month or so. Will be a weekend of Filthy sex and maybe some swinging. She is a swinger. She's a unicorn. Which is a single girl in the swinging life style.
And I got like 5 on the bench waiting to get back in the rotation or brand new prospects.
I'm Exhausted!!!
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1. "how long you going put up with the racist chick? " In response to Reply # 0
friend of mine was smashing some racist chick she says nigger (on her FB page) and moved to a nature reserve in africa and says a lot of racist shit about the natives there in retrospect it's kind of crazy that my mans was smashing a chick like this but i figure dudes put up with all kind of other crazy shit just to get ass from her pov i'm assuming she was going for some mandingo fantasy or something.
2. "I think she called it quits via text but not sure. " In response to Reply # 1
BUt I basically said I wasn't tryna be rude. So Imma hit her up again in a week. Get her to come over and then have anal sex with no vaseline to get that good Mandingo revenge out my system. And Imma talk so much sh*t to her as I'm taking dat ass she will probably be into it. LOL
There will me limited effort on keeping her in the rotation. She had a nice body but she sucked in bed.
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41. "not literally moved to a reserve. she works on one" In response to Reply # 5
she feeds baby lions with bottles and shit like that on some conservation land owned by these white dutch ppl in SA some real white privilege shit basically
8. "Probably. I like my chicks big and juicy. I'ma man of excess" In response to Reply # 7
Thick is 180 - 200 Big and Juicy - 201 - 250 BBW - 251 to over 300
For me the size of the chick has no bearing on how good they are in bed. Matter of fact I tend to be more turned on the heavier and curvier she is. Triple D Breasts and booties that can barely fit in the door are more my type.
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22. "Broke up with PeaceChick tonight, She called me the N-word " In response to Reply # 0
Not tonight. We were discussing the chick I kicked to the curb for being a racist. I told her it was an old story not that it happened last night.
So as we are winding down the topic of closet racist. She says this
Her - I have a confession Me - Shoot Her - Well, remember when I was really pissed at you for cancelling so many dates in the beginning of our dating. Me - yes Her - Well, you had me so mad a few times, I thought it in my head. Me - thought what? That I was a N-Word Her - Well yes but I never said it. and then I was mad that I would think that and you made me think it with your actions. Me - So you skipped right over thinking I'm a jerk, asshole, mother Fucker, and went straight to NIGGER!!! Her - No, I thought all those things first and ended up with N-Word. Me - Ok (Playing it cool) Her - I shouldn't have confessed that. Me - Nope.... Peace Out
I think I need ot start dating black girls. LOL
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24. "I'm going relatively hoeless, down to two" In response to Reply # 0
Cut loose a bunch, now I just got a college chick and a former gymnast (kinda thick now tho) who slink in and out.
Honestly the feeling of not being vastly oversexed is kinda good, especially combined with the feeling of not being in love with someone (who was fucking crazy). I feel like I can appreciate the small pleasures in life more. For now. Give me like two months and I'll probably be going nuts.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
26. "I cut off two chicks tonight. I have no patience" In response to Reply # 24
And old faithful that was tryna get back in the picture told me she doesn't like that she has to pay for our little getaways. I told her I understand beat it.
And Peace chick for thinking about calling me the N-Word.
And I need to shave a few more off the roster. I can't keep smanging chicks everyday of the week it's exhausting. I can see myself back in a real relationship by the end of the year. BUt if I do she gonna be a 10 and perfect for me.
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27. "LOL...You in Cape May/Gloucester County Fam?" In response to Reply # 0 Tue Feb-24-15 10:27 PM by RexLongfellow
Those are the only lily white counties I can think of > >Strike#2 >We talk about being from the same Lily White County in NJ. And >how it was a culture shock when I first move there and how >Interracial dating was taboo. She explains that she jut >recently started dating black men a year ago on a whim. Her >husband wasn't banging her no more and she was out with the >girls and a black guy said nice butt. She stopped and talked >and ended up dating the guys. But then adds that was weird for >her because she raised her kids to stick WITH THEIR OWN!!! I >said, oh so you were a racist. She said Yeah I guess so. Cause I KNOW this ain't the case in Burlington County...sheeeiitt...lol. Mad IR couples, and beckys down for black cats
Overall, handle bizness. Just watch what you say to some women. I told a friend of mine if you dick down a chick and say the wrong thing, you can land in a heap of trouble.
(Long story short, my boy smashed a chick and was smashing her relentless and said some dumb shit like you can have this d everyday...two days later a suitcase is in his house...we was like WTF did you say that dumb shit for?! lol)
28. "Nah it was OCEAN County NJ near the Jersey Shore" In response to Reply # 27
Toms river/Brick/Barnegat etc... Lily White back in the 80s and 90s and not much better now.
>Cause I KNOW this ain't the case in Burlington >County...sheeeiitt...lol. Mad IR couples, and beckys down for >black cats > >Overall, handle bizness. Just watch what you say to some >women. I told a friend of mine if you dick down a chick and >say the wrong thing, you can land in a heap of trouble. > >(Long story short, my boy smashed a chick and was smashing her >relentless and said some dumb shit like you can have this d >everyday...two days later a suitcase is in his house...we was >like WTF did you say that dumb shit for?! lol)
Man I had chicks try to move in on me too. I made it clear I love living alone.
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I had nicknames for chicks like these all in my black book.
Funny thing, I found my black book while we were moving last year, lotta good memories came back as well as more than a few "... who da fuck was that chick???" moments.
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37. "Yeah I have my latest escapades written on calendars for the last few ye..." In response to Reply # 29
Like 100 chicks or so... And Some I can't even remember what they look like. BUt I'm glad I have that names written down. The other 200 or so chicks I've been with are a distant memory.
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