When "Seinfeld" was on the air and largely caught a pass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBFlhlUuPLU


A little girl came up to me, acting young and shy
A look of curiosity was flashing in her eyes
She had seen my face before and thought she knew me well
So I said "Shall we talk some more, you'll come to my hotel"

She was only seventeen, seventeen
But she was sexy
She was only seventeen, seventeen
She said she loved me
Seventeen years old
Seventeen years old

How we talked all through the night and never even touched
Even talked of love and life, I wanted her that much
She said she'd read a magazine that said I was a freak
"You'll never know now, little girl, unless you take a peak"

She was only seventeen, seventeen
And she was sexy
She was only seventeen, seventeen
But she was you and fine and oh so tender
Would I break down tonight and surrender
This young girl, this sweet thing, I just can't wait
No, I mustn't do this, she's almost jailbait!

Seventeen years old
Seventeen years old

A little girl came up to me, acting young and shy
A look of curiosity was flashing in her eyes
She had seen my face before and thought she knew me well
So I said "Shall we talk some more, you'll come to my hotel"

She was only seventeen, seventeen
But she was sexy
She was only seventeen, seventeen
And she was you and fine and oh so tender
Would I break down tonight and surrender
YEAH!!

Seventeen years old, sexy, sexy
Seventeen years old, sexy, sexy
Seventeen years old, sexy, sexy
Seventeen years old, sexy, sexy
Seventeen years old, sexy, sexy
Seventeen and she was you and fine and oh so tender
Would I break down tonight and surrender
This young girl, this sweet thing, I just can't wait
No, I shouldtn't do this, she's almost jailbait!

Come here little girl
Seventeen years old, seventeen and sexy
Seventeen years old, seventeen and sexy
Seventeen years old, seventeen and sexy
She was only seventeen
Seventeen and sexy



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"If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlie's I like are underage Check it!"

"The New Style"


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

>"If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
>The girlie's I like are underage Check it!"
>
>"The New Style"
>
>
>**********
>"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then
>they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
>
>"One of the most important things in life is what Judge
>Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to
>whether you're r

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....nah, that kinda kills the fun. NVM, proceed.

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some kind of scraper metaphor there because the literal was too much for me.

That song goes too hard for me to permanently cut it out of rotation for its crassness.

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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

because there's probably a more appropriate word for talking about digging out ten-year-olds.

This is me calling Big Lurch's PCP-induced cannibalism episode 'regrettable'.

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i thought he did.

fuck you.

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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

fuck you.

they dated for like 4 years

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshanna_Lonstein_Gruss

fuck you.

thats where i got the info as well
i dont have Jerry's dating timeline on mental file or anything

Gold!

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"I Saw Her Standing There"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsgWfAilIEM

(1,2,3,4!)

Well, she was just 17
You know what I mean
And the way she looked was way beyond compare
So how could I dance with another (Ooh)
When I saw her standing there

Well she looked at me, and I, I could see
That before too long I'd fall in love with her
She wouldn't dance with another (Whooh)
When I saw her standing there

Well, my heart went "boom"
When I crossed that room
And I held her hand in mine...

Whoah, we danced through the night
And we held each other tight
And before too long I fell in love with her
Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh)
Since I saw her standing there

Well, my heart went "boom"
When I crossed that room
And I held her hand in mine...

Whoah, we danced through the night
And we held each other tight
And before too long I fell in love with her
Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh)
Since I saw her standing there

fuck you.

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"Right And A Wrong Way"

Mmm, oh...
My, my, my, my, my, my baby
You're mine, mine, mine, mine
I'm gonna love you right, girl

You may be young but you're ready
(Ready to learn)
You're not a little girl, you're a woman
(Take my hand) Let me tell you, baby

I'm yours for the takin'
So you can (Do what you please)
Don't take my love for granted
You're all I (I'll ever need)

Hold me, hold me in your arms
(Oh...baby) Never let me go

(There's a right and a wrong way to love somebody)
A right way to love somebody, to love me right
(There's a good and a bad way to love somebody)
There's a good, oh...whoa...oh...whoa...oh...
You do me good, ooh....

So don't play no silly games with me, baby
(No, no, no, no, it's just not my fate) No, no, no
All I need is your loving here
(Hold me tight, baby, with the joy you can bring)

Mmm, take me I'm yours (Take me)
I'm willin' (Ooh, baby)
Hold me, hold me in your arms, hey, baby
(I don't want to let you go) Never let go
You, you're all I need in this world
(Oh...baby) Ooh, you got to know, you better know
You better know my, my baby

(There's a right and a wrong way to love somebody)
You know, you know mean the world to me, girl
(There's a good and a bad way to love somebody)
I'm gonna treat you good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, ooh, yeah

Ooh...ooh...hoo...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...
I want your lovin', girl, all night long, all night long, all night long, girl
We'll be like two lovers in a tree
Tweddle-lee-deeddle-lee-deedle-lee-dee
Me and you, girl (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Ooh, you know my love is right, why can't you see
We'll love each other eternally, just you and me, baby
You're a big girl now
No more daddy's little girl

fuck you.

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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JGPcOkebXc

BARBARA MASON
"Yes, I'm Ready"
(Barbara Mason)
(Are you ready?)

(Are you ready?)

I don't even know how to love you
Just the way you want me to
But I'm ready to learn (to learn)
Yes, I'm ready to learn (to learn)
To fall in love, to fall in love, to fall in love with you
I don't even know how to hold your hand
Just to make you understand
But I'm ready to learn (to learn)
Yes, I'm ready to learn (to learn)
To hold your hand, make you understand
To hold your hand right now
I don't even know how to kiss your lips (kiss your lips)
At a moment like this
But I'm going to learn how to do
All the things you want me to
(Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready
(Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready
To fall in love, to fall in love, to fall in love right now
(Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready
(Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready
(To kiss me?) Yes, I'm ready
(To love me?)
To kiss you, love you, and hug you
Baby, I'm ready




*(I think she was 17 when this dropped)*

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"Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRwhm-B6yNI


Age ain't nothing but a number, throwing down ain't nothing but a thang,
This loving I have for you it'll never change


Here I am, and there you are, your eyes are calling me to your heart, All you gotta do is knock, and I'll let you in,
Then we will feel the passion that flows within,
I don't mean to be bold, but I gotta let you know,
I gotta thing for you and I can't let go




Take my hand, and come with me,
And let me show you to ecstasy,
Boy be brave, don't be afraid,
Cause tonight we're gonna, go all the way.
Don't mean to be bold, gotta let you know,
I gotta thing for you, and I can't let go my...




"So what's up, Here I am, reach...
Baby Come here...
Age ain't nothin' but a number ohhh... ooh
I don't mean to be bold, but I gotta let you know,
Aliyah's got a thing for and I can't let go... ooh my...



"It Seems Like You're Ready"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0UYrhYm2Rc

Temperatures rising,
And Your body's yearnin' for me.
Girl, lay it on me,
I place no one above thee,
Oh, take me to your ecstasy.

It seems like you're ready (seems like you're ready).
Girl are you ready,
To go all the way?
It seems like you're ready (seems like you're ready).
Girl, are you ready,
To go all the way?

I can smell your perfume,
Step into my bedroom,
Let me love you constantly.
Oh,oh, your body is my playground,
Let me lick you up and down,
Make you feel like a woman should.

It seems like you're ready (seems like you're ready).
Girl, are you ready,
To go all the way?
It seems like you're ready (seems like you're ready).
Girl, are you ready,
To go all the way?

fuck you.

the 98 M3 was ahead of its time

Let me find a mint one for under 15k

He definitely caught shit for it, though. Especially leaving a woman his own age for her.

It was seen more as some loser shit than, 'he's a rapist, pedophile, ape person!'

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fuck you.

fuck you.

>

Got me cracking up at my desk.

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fuck you.

.

of Seinfeld dicking her down when she was 17. so Seinfeld's defense or explanation can't be 'she was fine as hell and still is'. b/c that's exactly what a perv WOULD say.

fuck you.

I still wanna smang, but I used to too

fuck you.

'I completely understand, brother.'

Now I'm his age wondering how that shit would even work.

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It wasn't until I got to college before I realized how lame it was.


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and twitter didn't really go crazy

... it didn't exist.

If he did it now, there'd be more widespread outrage because blogs need hits and there are hundreds of them. But it's disingenuous to say he didn't catch shit about it at the time. He did.

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>He definitely caught shit for it, though. Especially leaving
>a woman his own age for her.
>
>It was seen more as some loser shit than, 'he's a rapist,
>pedophile, ape person!'


That Piss was digital!!!!-Dave Chapelle

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

18 is an arbitrary number used here and a handful of other countries
the countries we love to compare our selves to set it at 16 (and lower)

~~~~~~

~Experience is the currency of the soul.

16 maybe shouldn't be fair for a 30 year old but fine for a 20 yr old.

fuck you.

a friend of mine fucked a 16 yr old in his home country and he kind of won me over with his arguments for why it's ok in the context of their culture
that + i'm fine with older teens embracing and exploring their sexuality
i can't really argue that kids need to know about sex and be able to be who they want to be sexually. then act disgusted if they get some dick/pussy from a 27 yr old as part of that exploration

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i have no problem arguing that kids should be able to explore their sexuality as teens and that ppl who are aged 20 or 25 and up should be prohibited from banging them out. the 2 ideas aren't incongruous - kids should explore their sexuality w/ppl who are least likely to exploit their (assumed) naivete and ignorance when it comes to sex and relationships. the imbalance btw a 16 yr old and a 36 yr old is so great that in the abstract the idea of the 2 of them dating makes me uncomfortable. and even them getting it on w/o strings is icky IMO b/c i fear the 16 yr old isn't equipped to understand doing it w/o strings. i fear that the tenderoni will end up heart broken which could set them up for failure in their future. the risk is too high for them. i'm more comfortable w/them doing it w/another teen and even if that teen breaks the 16 yr old's heart it'll be done in that relatively naive, clumsy way kids do it and not as cold and deep as when adults do it.

but maybe i'm just clutching the pearls over nothing.

fuck you.

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I am not morally outraged at a 25 year old dating a 17 year old. Sounds lame and can't believe older family members would co-sign it but yeah.


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He always ends up even remember! *throws money out the window*

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There are some 23 year olds that wayyyy more clueless than some 18 year olds. Once it's legal, there's really nothing else to talk about. I understand women who complain because they just hating from the sidelines. But I'm not sure what excuse some of you dudes have.

You can't mess with no girl studying for the regents.

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fuck you.

>

man is seeing, as long as she's of legal consenting age?

Good to know, stinky jeans!

fuck you.

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I get that each state is able to govern their own laws and all that...but it doesn't make sense to me how it can differ so much. Like, in Tallahassee, she gotta be 18...yet you can take her 20 miles north to Thomasville, and it's cool that she's 16? Pretty retarded to me.

I figure 18 should be it for each state. But I really wonder what it comes from...like, seeing that Nevada's age is 16 is scary as shit because of how huge prostitution is out there. Makes me wonder how many girls are trafficked and forced to work out there.

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fuck you.

>http://i.imgur.com/nTCc7xB.png
>
>I get that each state is able to govern their own laws and all
>that...but it doesn't make sense to me how it can differ so
>much. Like, in Tallahassee, she gotta be 18...yet you can take
>her 20 miles north to Thomasville, and it's cool that she's
>16? Pretty retarded to me.
>
>I figure 18 should be it for each state. But I really wonder
>what it comes from...like, seeing that Nevada's age is 16 is
>scary as shit because of how huge prostitution is out there.
>Makes me wonder how many girls are trafficked and forced to
>work out there.

party can't be over 18 or 21

"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"

his current shortly after she got back from her honeymoon with her husband, George Wallace was the best man in Jerry's wedding, 2 of his 3 best friends are black comedians, yet there were hardly ever any black people on Seinfeld

"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"

or better yet, their careers weren't affected by them choosing to date/molest underage girls...


If Spike and Denzel had did what those two did we already know what would've happened to their careers

grassrootsphilosopher

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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

here for dis.

Or when Woodey Allen so on and so forth

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

possibly the most disturbing podcast intro story ever

she was 12...getting the D from a 22 y/o.

The worst part? they asked did she feel he's a rapist pedo predator etc...she said no...just a statutory rapist. Because he's the father of her child (who's grown now) and they still talk.

Part of me is like "I don't care how long ago it was, prosecute that motherfucker right now!" and the other part remembers that this was actually common practice in latino culture back in the day.

My grandma got married at 14...to a grown ass man. And it was perfectly normal and accepted. I know I'm not the only one with that kind of family history.

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He woulda been ate alive in the social media era tho

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