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"Oh thats so weird! Beyonce is a human being!"


  

          

http://defamer.gawker.com/uh-oh-beyonces-face-is-uh-oh-1686549561

even though there is no intention behind the photos being shared I think its super disappointing that folks are making a deal out of this, shes a gotdamn human being. no one is perfect

this is inline with the recently posted Cindy Crawford photo

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/02/16/opinion/drexler-cindy-crawford/

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I think the big take-away here is that brands need to stop photoshopping...
Feb 18th 2015
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this here all day and twice on Sunday
Feb 18th 2015
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i would still sip lean from her butt tho
Feb 18th 2015
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lol white jesus
Feb 19th 2015
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But its not like we don't see her in HD TV at basketball games
Feb 18th 2015
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yeah i don't believe these photos...
Feb 18th 2015
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lol... you dont believe she has acne?
Feb 19th 2015
10
She's just caked in makeup.
Feb 19th 2015
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Takeaway- L'Oreal makes trash products
Feb 18th 2015
4
she woke up like this?
Feb 19th 2015
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Looks like it's the makeup/hair dye that's fucked-up
Feb 19th 2015
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First off.. the makeup is horrible, the expressions are horrible
Feb 19th 2015
12
Photographers these days know they can fix it later
Feb 19th 2015
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RE: Photographers these days know they can fix it later
Feb 19th 2015
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I am a dude and know the makeup you wear on stage, on camera ain't
Feb 19th 2015
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Very-Effortless
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Wed Feb-18-15 02:03 PM

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1. "I think the big take-away here is that brands need to stop photoshopping..."
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into unrealistic oblivion.

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PoppaGeorge
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6. "this here all day and twice on Sunday"
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they got these girls really believing that these women are so damned flawless to the point where you got 14 year olds talmbout they need anti-wrinkle creams and shit.

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murderbear
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Wed Feb-18-15 05:05 PM

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2. "i would still sip lean from her butt tho"
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but thas just me

  

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Boogie Stimuli
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Thu Feb-19-15 07:11 AM

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11. "lol white jesus"
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lightworks
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Wed Feb-18-15 05:10 PM

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3. "But its not like we don't see her in HD TV at basketball games "
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No retouching there and by now if she had horrible skin someone woulda jose3030'd it instantly

  

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ndibs
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Wed Feb-18-15 07:44 PM

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5. "yeah i don't believe these photos..."
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nobody who can afford a dematologist needs to have skin like that.

and she gets snapped non stop by paparazi photogs and they've never caught her with her skin looking like that though it would net a good pay day.

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Feb-19-15 07:04 AM

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10. "lol... you dont believe she has acne? "
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TheAlbionist
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Thu Feb-19-15 06:44 AM

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7. "She's just caked in makeup. "
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Gives the photoshop people more to work with, but it's not a look you'd actually walk down the street in because it'd look like your face was made out of dry plasterboard.

Beyonce looks perfectly normal in these pictures for someone with the best part of 3mm of foundation on.

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caramelapplebttms
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Wed Feb-18-15 07:41 PM

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4. "Takeaway- L'Oreal makes trash products "
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The foundation looks greyish and is sinking into all of her pores and lines.
And does "self-styled" means she put the makeup on herself?

I bet Bey w/o any makeup sons these photos.

  

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thegodcam
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8. "she woke up like this?"
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8-bit
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Thu Feb-19-15 06:56 AM

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9. "Looks like it's the makeup/hair dye that's fucked-up"
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She probably looks fine bare-faced after a shower.

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neuro_OSX
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Thu Feb-19-15 07:19 AM

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12. "First off.. the makeup is horrible, the expressions are horrible"
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the lighting is harsh as hell. Hot spots from hell.. ughhhh looks like bare bulb lighting. Inept ass photographer, they could be test shots but hell usually those are done ahead of time with an assistant.

  

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bigkarma
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Thu Feb-19-15 07:26 AM

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13. "Photographers these days know they can fix it later"
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It looks like photographers are more concerned with getting the right positioning and expression, knowing that they can fix hot spots, bad makeup, lighting...etc. in post production.

Problem is, there are a lot of awful Photoshop jockeys out there.

  

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neuro_OSX
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14. "RE: Photographers these days know they can fix it later"
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These have to be lighting test shots, no amount of Photoshop will fix those dead expressions and horrible lighting. Its easier for me to get it as close as possible in camera then tweak later if necessary. Though I suppose if you are shooting for a multimillion dollar ad campaign you got money to waste in post production..

Her eye makeup is like something from a 1940s Hollywood Egyptian movie..

  

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15. "I am a dude and know the makeup you wear on stage, on camera ain't "
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the makeup you wear walking down the street.


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