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-DJ R-Tistic-
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"Kids say the darnest, most WTF???? worthy things"


  

          

This weekend, I dropped by one of my homegirl's houses to visit her and her 3 year old son. The dad doesn't live with them and they aren't together, but they're in contact...I don't really ask questions.

At one point, my homegirl goes into her room for a phone call, and I'm just joking around with the 3 year old like usual. He's talking usual kid nonsense, and then says "I like your forehead." I'm like.....all right. Then, he says "I like your underwear!" I have on jeans, and not sagging at all...I'm like...all right, chill out. Told him not to say anything like that, but I'm kinda chuckling because it was so random. Then....he says "I like your penis!"

I immediately turned serious and said "don't you ever say that, not to me or to anyone!" and he kinda laughs and says ok. And I said "I'm going to tell your mom what you said" and I get up walking toward her, and he starts grabbing me saying "no!!!! No!! Don't tell her!" as if he may have actually known what he was saying.

I never told his mom, but I reaaaaally don't know if it's something worth being concerned about. I definitely don't see any signs of him being touched/molested, and kids tend to be amused by body parts, underwear, and farts (he was bragging about his poots when I first walked in)...but...yea. I don't know. I don't hang around kids at all since most of my kids don't have them, so I don't know how how to react.

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Post of the Day and it aint even 9 am yet
Feb 09th 2015
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you did the right thing. let the mom sort it out...
Feb 09th 2015
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Man, if OKP calls me anti-gay for this, I'm gone for good.
Feb 09th 2015
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      bye nigga, cuz you know who is a coming for you
Feb 09th 2015
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           LOL
Feb 09th 2015
24
LOL @ I'm wearing jeans and not sagging
Feb 09th 2015
3
Hes a meat peeper already?
Feb 09th 2015
4
lil dude wasted no time.
Feb 09th 2015
5
      moms prolly had him trained to do that.
Feb 09th 2015
6
      I shouldn't be laughing but man.
Feb 09th 2015
8
      lmao!
Feb 09th 2015
11
           mama got the last one, this one MINEZZZ - lil dude
Feb 09th 2015
13
at 3 he probably recently learned what it's called and who has one
Feb 09th 2015
9
^^^THIS
Feb 09th 2015
22
It's also possible
Feb 09th 2015
33
About a year ago Im standing in line at the grocery store and this littl...
Feb 09th 2015
10
hahahahah. jesus. hahahahah
Feb 09th 2015
14
I think we all know how that story would end. lol
Feb 09th 2015
15
whut???
Feb 09th 2015
19
What if you're put on some
Feb 09th 2015
32
Archive, please
Feb 09th 2015
40
sound like he done heard his moms on skype with some nygga
Feb 09th 2015
12
lmao
Feb 09th 2015
17
i'd tell his momma ALLADAT...
Feb 09th 2015
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^^^
Feb 09th 2015
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yup
Feb 09th 2015
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the darndest things stay happening to you
Feb 09th 2015
20
He's probably learning to associate word with objects
Feb 09th 2015
23
you could have just say "hey not cool"
Feb 09th 2015
26
http://tinyurl.com/n6jfggn
Feb 09th 2015
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interesting. do you think he wanted a reaction out of you?
Feb 09th 2015
28
are you dating the moms or is she a homegirl?
Feb 09th 2015
29
it was probably innocent but i would have mentioned it to the mom like
Feb 09th 2015
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yes, u shld tell his mom but it's not anything to freak out about
Feb 09th 2015
31
he probably got in trouble for saying that shit before lol
Feb 09th 2015
34
Unsolicited Advice: Don't have secrets with other people's toddlers...
Feb 09th 2015
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RE: Unsolicited Advice: Don't have secrets with other people's toddlers....
Feb 09th 2015
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Fear is the wrong word but I was trained to not put myself in a situatio...
Feb 09th 2015
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i have to agree with this
Feb 09th 2015
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Hmm that does make sense. And naw I ain't tryna smash her at all
Feb 09th 2015
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This shit right here, cuhh....
Feb 10th 2015
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      mommy.. irtistic told me not to tell anyone about his penis..
Feb 10th 2015
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Lol. That's just a kid being a kid
Feb 10th 2015
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I'm fine with going to hell for laughing in this post but yeah...
Feb 10th 2015
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Binlahab
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1. "Post of the Day and it aint even 9 am yet"
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on topic, i see you dropping by to kick it w/ the home girl & her kid. #winknodnudge

for the record, who gives a fk where the daddy is...long as he aint there. thats between her & him you aint got shit to do w/ it...good to not even ask or allude to that

on topic, i wouldnt put much stock in it, shes kinda wrong for leaving you in the room w/ the kid but is what it is. kids are basically not even intelligent monkeys at that stage. he may not have known what he was saying & was just trying to get a reaction

by making a production out of it you told him this is something wrong & i may get in trouble for it which may be good or bad

who knows


does it really matter?

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ndibs
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2. "you did the right thing. let the mom sort it out..."
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what it means if anything...

if there's any cause for concern...

you're probably going to get hell for being anti-gay on here tho.

lol.

  

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7. "Man, if OKP calls me anti-gay for this, I'm gone for good."
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I would tell a young girl the same exact thing, not to "ever" say that...I'm not gonna be like "don't say that....til you turn 18!"

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18. "bye nigga, cuz you know who is a coming for you"
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24. "LOL"
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funny but it's kinda true.

  

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legsdiamond
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3. "LOL @ I'm wearing jeans and not sagging"
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kids say all types of crazy stuff.

I would definitely tell her tho...

  

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4. "Hes a meat peeper already? "
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5. "lil dude wasted no time. "
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soon as she left the room he made his move...j/k

  

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6. "moms prolly had him trained to do that. "
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-DJ R-Tistic-
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8. "I shouldn't be laughing but man. "
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11. "lmao!"
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>soon as she left the room he made his move...j/k

  

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13. "mama got the last one, this one MINEZZZ - lil dude"
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totally just kidding but yeah


does it really matter?

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KiloMcG
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9. "at 3 he probably recently learned what it's called and who has one"
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he recognized you're a male and thought he was making a funny joke, would be my guess as a parent with a 4 year old boy who is also highly amused by farts, poop, private parts etc.

  

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22. "^^^THIS"
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33. "It's also possible"
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the child is looking for attention. The original poster did mention the father isn't totally in the picture. Perhaps little dude was trying to connect with him.

  

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10. "About a year ago Im standing in line at the grocery store and this littl..."
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couldn't have been any older than 6 or 7. Keeps looking up at me, I smile and say hello and she keeps looking like shes trying to get my attention so I act like I don't see her. Then she kinda wispers "hey!" to get my attention like Martin in that "take the picture" scene in Bad Boys 2, I look back down and she points to my dick and then kinda opens her mouth and points to her mouth. One or two people line must see because I heard a gasp, I backed away just to make sure nobody thought I was with her. The mom its just in line not even paying attention to her. What the hell is going on in that child's home?

  

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14. "hahahahah. jesus. hahahahah"
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what if she did that as an adult....you in the club and you look across the room and she doing that towards you

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15. "I think we all know how that story would end. lol"
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>what if she did that as an adult....you in the club and you
>look across the room and she doing that towards you

  

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19. "whut??? "
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32. "What if you're put on some"
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list just for typing that out online? What if I'm put on some list for responding to what you just typed? In all seriousness, I'd be so shook if that happened to me. I'd have to imagine that wasn't the first time she pulled that either.

  

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40. "Archive, please"
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12. "sound like he done heard his moms on skype with some nygga"
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16. "i'd tell his momma ALLADAT..."
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a 3 year old mentioning my draws & my penis? nah, that's something i'd tell right away.

  

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20. "the darndest things stay happening to you"
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lmao

here for dis.

  

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23. "He's probably learning to associate word with objects "
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You can still tell his mother so that she can help him learn better. Small children can think in abstracts, so they are prone to give concrete answers and they look for adult responses for reassurance of right and wrong answers. When you told him that you were going to tell his mother, he was probably associating that phrase with being punished for something wrong. He may not have understood his word association with a wrong action. He's juts 3 yrs old.

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26. "you could have just say "hey not cool""
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and then told the moms...

you could have said hey lil bro.. we dont say that ...


then told the moms what he said

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  

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27. "http://tinyurl.com/n6jfggn"
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28. "interesting. do you think he wanted a reaction out of you?"
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and knew that would deliver?

  

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29. "are you dating the moms or is she a homegirl?"
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30. "it was probably innocent but i would have mentioned it to the mom like "
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"hey he said this and i know he's a kid but that was inappropriate" or something so that it's not making her seem like a bad mom or the kid seem like a bad ass child. kids just say wild things at times to get a reaction out of ppl.

at the same time, it could be something he saw or heard or experienced and you don't want to write that off in case it's a sign (example the girl across the street from me always liked playing house and being the dad and she'd talk about sex all the time, come to find out, she had been touched by some male family members and the way she talked to us was the way she was talked to. basically it was some "if you're my friend you'd do this" type mess).

  

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31. "yes, u shld tell his mom but it's not anything to freak out about"
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he's 3
and he probably finally learned the real term
and he thinks potty humor is hilarious.

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34. "he probably got in trouble for saying that shit before lol"
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i still would have told tho

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35. "Unsolicited Advice: Don't have secrets with other people's toddlers..."
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especially if they involve penises!

Of course there is probably a harmless backstory. My son Jackson is fascinated by his "wee wee" and loves saying the word and touching it.

But that don't tell my mom business would have me skeevy. What if relays poorly to his mother the discussion you had with him regarding penises?!?! What if there is something his mother should be alerted to?


Personally I don't even like being alone in a room with other peoples kids but that is my paranoia.


Don't worry homey, you can tell his mom and he will still be your friend.LOL


BTW, sooo did you smash the mom?



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36. "RE: Unsolicited Advice: Don't have secrets with other people's toddlers...."
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>Personally I don't even like being alone in a room with other
>peoples kids but that is my paranoia.

Now this is interesting, especially since you used the word paranoia and you have children of your own. Is this a fear you have or you just don't like other people's children?

  

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37. "Fear is the wrong word but I was trained to not put myself in a situatio..."
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where you can be accused of doing think untoward to another persons child.

My family had an open door policy and a lot of kids came through my house growning up and my parents had all these little informal rules to be sure they were never accused of doing anything wrong.


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38. "i have to agree with this"
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you should have told his mom
please tell her

you cant be having a secret with a 3yo
not on that

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39. "Hmm that does make sense. And naw I ain't tryna smash her at all"
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I guess I didn't want her to feel embarrassed or even scared about it, but I get it

>especially if they involve penises!
>
>Of course there is probably a harmless backstory. My son
>Jackson is fascinated by his "wee wee" and loves saying the
>word and touching it.
>
>But that don't tell my mom business would have me skeevy.
>What if relays poorly to his mother the discussion you had
>with him regarding penises?!?! What if there is something his
>mother should be alerted to?
>
>
>Personally I don't even like being alone in a room with other
>peoples kids but that is my paranoia.
>
>
>Don't worry homey, you can tell his mom and he will still be
>your friend.LOL
>
>
>BTW, sooo did you smash the mom?
>
>
>
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>
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>Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to
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ODotSoHot
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41. "This shit right here, cuhh...."
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>What if relays poorly to his mother the discussion you had
>with him regarding penises?!?!

Imagine lil' man sittin' down with his moms and sayin' somethin' like, "What happened to R-Tistic? I really liked his penis"

Now you in a helluva lotta trouble...you gotta tell her, if for no other reason, to cover your own ass.

  

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42. "mommy.. irtistic told me not to tell anyone about his penis.."
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but im banned tho.
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dafriquan
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43. "Lol. That's just a kid being a kid"
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My cousin's 3 year old daughter tried to pull my shorts down when we were play fighting. She thought it was hillarious. I did not find it funny. The prospect of being found alone in a room with my shorts down with a 3 yr old. Not cool.

Also knew a kid who would lie about being smacked. If he wanted something and I wouldn't give if to him, he would start crying. Then when his parents would come to see what the fuss was about, he would point at me and say "He beat me hard". Thankfully his parents caught on early cause they had a baby cam...lol

But kids get a kick out of your discomfort sometimes. Lol
Its weird but they look to push the boundaries to see where the line is.
Liking your penis is safe to say is where the line is drawn.

  

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bonitaapplebaum71481
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44. "I'm fine with going to hell for laughing in this post but yeah..."
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I'd appreciate someone giving me a heads up if my kid said that from any age really

depending on how know lil dude be talking maybe she already know he's spitting about penises and other body parts he's learning

or

maybe a more serious discussion needs to be had

either way heads up is always welcome to any parent really (I'd like to hope)

  

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