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Mongo
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"Poll question: Fellas, who would you ****"
Wed Feb-04-15 10:10 AM by Mongo

  

          

Autocorrect keeps trying to turn 'Ilana' to 'Lana'

Poll result (50 votes)
Amber Rose. Wiz Khalifa probably didn't give her chlymida and her gunch is supposedly El Dorado and the Lost City of Gold. (25 votes)Vote
Kim Kardashian even though Ray-J almost definitely gave her herpes and her plastic surgery is starting to enter Lil Kim terrain (4 votes)Vote
Ilana Glazer from Broad City because her vagina is probably hilarious even though she might be a really lazy lay (6 votes)Vote
K. Michelle because she looks like a young Pam from Martin if she was cloned with Bria Myle's thighs and hindquarters. (8 votes)Vote
None of the above and I resent no male options, you prick. (2 votes)Vote
Other. (5 votes)Vote

  

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
I find them all unattractive.
Feb 04th 2015
1
Even 'other'? I heard she's pretty fuckin' hot, bro.
Feb 04th 2015
4
Word, she's hot but taken by my brother. I wanted to father her baby,
Feb 04th 2015
44
OH BOY
Feb 04th 2015
52
So the 5th option for you, huh?
Feb 04th 2015
78
adults still think like this? i havent heard this question since jr high
Feb 04th 2015
2
Adult males thinking about sex with popular women? UNPOSSIBLE.
Feb 04th 2015
3
not just thinking. but typing about it. and publishing the question.
Feb 04th 2015
5
      ...are you really trying to assert the intellectual high ground?
Feb 04th 2015
7
           did you type this post with one hand and your dick in the other?
Feb 04th 2015
23
                Slow shift at Arby's? Do you need a hug?
Feb 04th 2015
26
Ghostface had an entire skit dedicated to it
Feb 04th 2015
49
The first two replies are the textbook definition of no fun.
Feb 04th 2015
6
the question reeks of boyhood.
Feb 04th 2015
9
Ehh? In your version of OKP there are no silly topics?
Feb 04th 2015
17
      here's my agenda: he got a black wife ...
Feb 04th 2015
47
           Actually, and I like you Deadzombie, you're the one being disrespectful
Feb 04th 2015
51
           dammnit reggie, why you gotta get so smart on us all the time.
Feb 04th 2015
63
                ITS A SLOW WORK DAY DAMMIT.
Feb 04th 2015
64
           ROFL mid-grade trolling, but proceed.
Feb 04th 2015
56
Guilty. I like long boring movies too where folks yap about
Feb 04th 2015
10
      I liked Waking Life too
Feb 04th 2015
27
           I can too. I just didn't find *these* ladies appealing is all.
Feb 04th 2015
31
           RE: I liked Waking Life too
Feb 04th 2015
112
Fun police out in full force. You can tell whose lives are miserable
Feb 04th 2015
8
really doe
Feb 04th 2015
11
I'm so miserable yo.
Feb 04th 2015
14
haha, we all do.
Feb 04th 2015
16
      I came to the right place. Plenty of broad shouldered cool gentlemen on ...
Feb 04th 2015
24
           haha
Feb 04th 2015
36
not quite. id argue the married guy thinking and typing about fucking
Feb 04th 2015
15
And I'd argue you're a fuckboy very likely to die alone. But carry on.
Feb 04th 2015
20
Got eeem!
Feb 04th 2015
65
... we're all already dead.
Feb 04th 2015
70
If you were married Deadzombie you wouldn't fantasize about other women?
Feb 04th 2015
21
sure but that fantasy exists in my head and the lunchroom in '92.
Feb 04th 2015
28
      along with your actual sex life
Feb 04th 2015
33
           imagine for a moment I'm still in the bed with my lady. my penis is stil...
Feb 04th 2015
38
novelty is overrated
Feb 04th 2015
22
they swarmed in quickly too
Feb 04th 2015
18
We messaged each other on ICQ
Feb 04th 2015
32
      Plato, you alright with me
Feb 04th 2015
39
      Haha, thanks man.
Feb 04th 2015
40
      this nigga said "ICQ" like it's 1997
Feb 04th 2015
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           right. I ain't read that shit in years. I'm deciding to act like I don't...
Feb 04th 2015
106
Really Though
Feb 04th 2015
54
      can we all co-exist?
Feb 04th 2015
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           Just saying if you don't dig the post
Feb 04th 2015
74
All the above...never heard of Lana Glazer but she in good
Feb 04th 2015
12
google, dude.
Feb 04th 2015
13
lol...yep... can't trust okplayer
Feb 04th 2015
75
LMBO
Feb 04th 2015
96
google bruh... cause nah, she ain't... just, nah...
Feb 04th 2015
29
How long will DeadZombie and Plato stick around this post before
Feb 04th 2015
19
As long as it takes broh.
Feb 04th 2015
34
hee-haw at me wondering what I look like in a who would you fuck post.
Feb 04th 2015
35
      Don't you have a strip club to go to and try to convince girls there is ...
Feb 04th 2015
58
and the answer is Amber, without a second thought
Feb 04th 2015
25
Ilana Glazer easily
Feb 04th 2015
30
this should explain why folks are fans of Ilana Glazer
Feb 04th 2015
37
^^Questionable work-safeness, use caution^^
Feb 04th 2015
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      shit my bad, I'm working from home today!
Feb 04th 2015
48
           Im glad you posted it tho... just gotta wait till I get home. lol
Feb 04th 2015
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Amber Rose, and it's not even close.
Feb 04th 2015
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I bet she sounds like Newports
Feb 04th 2015
45
RE: Amber Rose, and it's not even close.
Feb 05th 2015
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aiight, so a Google search showed me who Ilana Glazer is. i saw a couple
Feb 04th 2015
43
Her character on the show is hypersexualized. It gives you the impressi...
Feb 04th 2015
46
This is what the fellas do when we hang out & act silly
Feb 04th 2015
50
I guess K Michelle
Feb 04th 2015
53
K. Michelle's box stinks and I'd rather have Alli
Feb 04th 2015
55
K. Michele's box probably has Super Glue in it.
Feb 04th 2015
62
I get the ILANA GLAZER thing, but it's wrong.
Feb 04th 2015
57
^^ sees it.
Feb 04th 2015
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I feel you Deadzombie. My lines tapped too bro.
Feb 04th 2015
59
even i'd get up on Amber.
Feb 04th 2015
60
and there you have it...
Feb 04th 2015
66
thats whats up
Feb 04th 2015
72
coulda ended the whole thread right here.
Feb 04th 2015
109
Amber easily. Her plastic surgery is better than Kim K's & K Michelle's
Feb 04th 2015
68
Kim, and I'd time it so Kanye walked in during the session
Feb 04th 2015
69
this was funny: I’ma let u finish but I got the best dick of all time!
Feb 04th 2015
71
If Kim K doesn't smile because it may cause wrinkles do you really think
Feb 04th 2015
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all of them.
Feb 04th 2015
77
Yo, this Ilana chick is a fucking 6. She doesn't belong in this discussi...
Feb 04th 2015
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it's OKP though.
Feb 04th 2015
80
the other day at Walmart doe...
Feb 04th 2015
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this is where attainability comes into play...
Feb 04th 2015
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I call it the 'Gilbert Grape' rule
Feb 04th 2015
85
I suspect Katie Holmes is one of those "better IRL" chicks
Feb 04th 2015
87
None of these women are attainable tho. We are just having fun here
Feb 04th 2015
86
      In hypothetical world #2 fucks better then #1
Feb 04th 2015
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There's a lot of average ass chicks who get crazy thirst round here
Feb 04th 2015
82
Thank you voice of reason
Feb 04th 2015
88
I imagine her vagina smells like Pabst Blue Ribbon, and there is queefag...
Feb 04th 2015
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http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/279/e31.jpg
Feb 04th 2015
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I just spit out my coffee you dick
Feb 04th 2015
97
^^^^^^^^best pound for pound post in here
Feb 04th 2015
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GO TO YOUR CORNER AND COUNT TO 10 RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Feb 04th 2015
99
That's exactly what this is
Feb 05th 2015
126
Amber only because she's not married.
Feb 04th 2015
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nigga came in sending niggas dicks to detention smhlol
Feb 04th 2015
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nah. I had it at 'surprise flowers'.
Feb 04th 2015
113
Had to google two of them
Feb 04th 2015
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Ilana Glazer isn't hot, Ilana Wexler is
Feb 04th 2015
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Extraordinarily focused.
Feb 04th 2015
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Nailed it.
Feb 04th 2015
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I dont understand why Deadzombie always gotta counter every post
Feb 04th 2015
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keeps my teeth white.
Feb 04th 2015
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      dude sittin off like...
Feb 04th 2015
110
kmichelle over amber, by a hair. |R the broad city dvds uncensored?
Feb 04th 2015
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kmichelle
Feb 04th 2015
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"Yellow...." - © ColdPlay
Feb 04th 2015
107
Amber is pretty amazing. I couldn't pass that up.
Feb 04th 2015
108
BTW, if you have any question what Ilana will look like in 5 years
Feb 05th 2015
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I don't think anyone is saying she's physically on par with them...
Feb 05th 2015
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      the question isn't who would you vibe with or date....
Feb 05th 2015
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           cmon man...
Feb 05th 2015
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           True. But have you watched "Broad City?"
Feb 05th 2015
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I'm picking Kim K
Feb 05th 2015
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yall are too funny. I get that Ilana Glazer
Feb 05th 2015
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chill you and the first brother to like ugly white women
Feb 05th 2015
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The better metaphor to explain the bewilderment is If you got just one
Feb 05th 2015
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It's like asking "who's best: Jordan, Magic, Kobe or Robert Horry?"
Feb 05th 2015
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other
Feb 05th 2015
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initiationofplato
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1. "I find them all unattractive."
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Women who live on that type of attention bore and revolt me. Shrug. I like humble women with a pretty face and a nice smile.

~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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4. "Even 'other'? I heard she's pretty fuckin' hot, bro. "
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44. "Word, she's hot but taken by my brother. I wanted to father her baby,"
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but I didn't want to smother her.

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52. "OH BOY"
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78. "So the 5th option for you, huh?"
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2. "adults still think like this? i havent heard this question since jr high"
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you ain't got shit better to do?

actually, this'll be a great time for you to order your wife some surprise flowers.

  

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3. "Adult males thinking about sex with popular women? UNPOSSIBLE. "
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5. "not just thinking. but typing about it. and publishing the question. "
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or even, why you wanna know who we'd rather hypothetically fuck?

  

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7. "...are you really trying to assert the intellectual high ground?"
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On Okayplayer?

  

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23. "did you type this post with one hand and your dick in the other?"
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26. "Slow shift at Arby's? Do you need a hug?"
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49. "Ghostface had an entire skit dedicated to it"
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6. "The first two replies are the textbook definition of no fun."
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Probably Broad City, or at least that character. Her drama ratio is the lowest out of everyone listed and I bet you she's probably pound for pound the best lay (Im gonna assume Amber Rose weighs more, lol)

  

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9. "the question reeks of boyhood. "
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17. "Ehh? In your version of OKP there are no silly topics?"
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Id almost ride with you if you were coming at it from a 'this is sexist!' angle, but it seems your beef is that it's not intellectually stimulating which is bizarre.

  

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47. "here's my agenda: he got a black wife ..."
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and needs to show some goddamn respect.

  

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51. "Actually, and I like you Deadzombie, you're the one being disrespectful"
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>and needs to show some goddamn respect.

One has nothing to do with another. You're the one wading into waters where your throwing shade at his marriage when he just put up a 'marry fuck kill' type post of which I can probably do a search for on the boards and find dozens of variations.

Im pretty sure if we kept a running tab on your posts, just like everyone else here including me, we can bring up topics and try to twist it as a reflection on your personal life when you're just bullshitting.

  

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63. "dammnit reggie, why you gotta get so smart on us all the time. "
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64. "ITS A SLOW WORK DAY DAMMIT."
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Although I gotta admit the 'beef' has helped at least an hour flyby.


  

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56. "ROFL mid-grade trolling, but proceed. "
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10. "Guilty. I like long boring movies too where folks yap about "
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things that don't really mean anything.

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27. "I liked Waking Life too"
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but I can also enjoy a good barbershop conversation.

  

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31. "I can too. I just didn't find *these* ladies appealing is all."
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~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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112. "RE: I liked Waking Life too"
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Waking Life is not a movie!

Documentary or something

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8. "Fun police out in full force. You can tell whose lives are miserable"
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11. "really doe"
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and i voted red. lawd have mercy, red.

  

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14. "I'm so miserable yo."
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I don't want to have sex with a famous attention whores. Man I wish I was cooler.

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16. "haha, we all do."
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> Man wish I was cooler.

  

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24. "I came to the right place. Plenty of broad shouldered cool gentlemen on ..."
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to take notes from. Its not every day you can say you averted tragedy my man, but today, is one of those days.

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36. "haha"
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15. "not quite. id argue the married guy thinking and typing about fucking "
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strangers seems more miserable.

this post has no imagination.

like the mother fucker got out of bed with his wife (who he should be worried about fucking) to type this shit?

  

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20. "And I'd argue you're a fuckboy very likely to die alone. But carry on."
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65. "Got eeem! "
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70. "... we're all already dead. "
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21. "If you were married Deadzombie you wouldn't fantasize about other women?"
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>strangers seems more miserable.

  

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28. "sure but that fantasy exists in my head and the lunchroom in '92. "
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I tried to get down with this shit.

but he typing about herpes and pussies being other shit.

also, the options suck.

  

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33. "along with your actual sex life"
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38. "imagine for a moment I'm still in the bed with my lady. my penis is stil..."
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messy from the sex that happened half an hour ago.

just, imagine.

how silly do you feel now?

  

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22. "novelty is overrated"
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men have been having this discussion since forever because it's an easy, light-hearted way to pass time.

  

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18. "they swarmed in quickly too"
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32. "We messaged each other on ICQ "
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Work had to be done. So we here.

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39. "Plato, you alright with me"
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40. "Haha, thanks man."
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Appreciate it. Likewise.

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101. "this nigga said "ICQ" like it's 1997"
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106. "right. I ain't read that shit in years. I'm deciding to act like I don't..."
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know what he typing about.

  

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54. "Really Though"
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I mean it is a fun poast. All the high and mighties tap-dancing with their above-reproach tom foolery.

If you are "above such" and prefer "humble women" etc...why are you in this post? Clearly it is not for you.

I swear... too many high and mighties these days...

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73. "can we all co-exist?"
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74. "Just saying if you don't dig the post "
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why be in it? I avoid conversations or posts I don't rock with. Instead of pushing my politics on folk if it don't vibe with me I skip past it.


I think we can all co-exist as long as we respect each other and each other's differences without the "You all should be more..." blah blah blah.

IMHO.

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12. "All the above...never heard of Lana Glazer but she in good"
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company so I trust you....

then again this is okp...

maybe I should google to make sure it aint a boy wit a bra

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13. "google, dude."
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she's the "one of these things is not like the others" option.

  

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75. "lol...yep... can't trust okplayer "
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96. "LMBO"
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"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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29. "google bruh... cause nah, she ain't... just, nah..."
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19. "How long will DeadZombie and Plato stick around this post before"
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they realize that they look like joyless scrubs trying to take the high ground on a who would you F' post??

Then wonder why no one wants to listen to their podcast. SMH.


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34. "As long as it takes broh."
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As. Long. As. It. Takes. To. Live. Vicariously. Through. The. Joy. You. Radiate. With. Your. Grown. Up. Man. Words.

~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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35. "hee-haw at me wondering what I look like in a who would you fuck post. "
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joyless? where do you all come up with this shit?

im the only one that thinks this shit is a bit juvenile?

I'm the only one that thinks he should show his wife and other women a bit more respect?

you boycotting our podcast because I hurt your feelings? I love that about you.

  

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58. "Don't you have a strip club to go to and try to convince girls there is ..."
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better way?

Isn't there a bar you should be in warning people of the dangers of alcohol?

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25. "and the answer is Amber, without a second thought"
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and for the fun police, I'm sure my wife would understand...both the discussion and the actual smashing.

  

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30. "Ilana Glazer easily "
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37. "this should explain why folks are fans of Ilana Glazer"
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http://misterscandal.com/?p=19257

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42. "^^Questionable work-safeness, use caution^^"
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48. "shit my bad, I'm working from home today!"
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67. "Im glad you posted it tho... just gotta wait till I get home. lol"
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41. "Amber Rose, and it's not even close."
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She's thick. And she's been around for years, and I have no idea what her voice sounds like.

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45. "I bet she sounds like Newports"
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123. "RE: Amber Rose, and it's not even close."
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>She's thick. And she's been around for years, and I have no
>idea what her voice sounds like.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She sound the way she look ... like honey in the sunlight...

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  

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43. "aiight, so a Google search showed me who Ilana Glazer is. i saw a couple"
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of clips of her and she's funny. and she's cool. she'd be cool to hang out with.

with that said, she's out of place in this poll. you not asking who we'd like to hang out with. nobody talking about Amber Rose &
K Michelle & Kim K are thinking about hanging out. you know what it is.

  

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46. "Her character on the show is hypersexualized. It gives you the impressi..."
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she would be the kinkiest out of all the options, even though (and I hate to type this) you can argue she's the least attractive of the bunch.

  

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50. "This is what the fellas do when we hang out & act silly"
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We start clowning and the talk almost always turns to women. Famous, not famous, women from our past, whatever. So I don't find it weird at all that a bunch of dudes on a message board might start posting about attractive women.

Anyways, I'm not familiar with K. Michelle but I googled a little bit. She's tight.

I think Kardashian is very attractive but she's a dead fish. Amber Rose looks good too and I have a feeling she could put a little somethin' on me. Glazer would probably be off the charts wild and have you doing some unthinkable stuff.

I'm voting Amber Rose but that could change if the wind blows in a different direction.

  

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53. "I guess K Michelle"
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I mean Amber is hot but I don't know.,.. too much maybe?

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55. "K. Michelle's box stinks and I'd rather have Alli "
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Amber it is

  

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62. "K. Michele's box probably has Super Glue in it."
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fuck you.

  

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57. "I get the ILANA GLAZER thing, but it's wrong. "
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We all love funny sexually free chicks but you she is not the one. She is the one of the 1000s of these chicks roaming around every urban area with at least 40% white people and their are better looking physically choices.

Let OKP tell it Tina Fey and Rachel Maddow are hotties.

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61. "^^ sees it."
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fuck you.

  

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59. "I feel you Deadzombie. My lines tapped too bro."
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60. "even i'd get up on Amber."
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fuck you.

  

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66. "and there you have it..."
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72. "thats whats up"
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109. "coulda ended the whole thread right here."
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68. "Amber easily. Her plastic surgery is better than Kim K's & K Michelle's"
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Ilana is cute in a flirty co-worker type of way.

mind
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69. "Kim, and I'd time it so Kanye walked in during the session "
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Just so I can record the ensuing meltdown and giggle at the limp wristed slaps he’d likely throw my way.

With any luck, I’d get a response along the lines of “I’ma let you finish, but I got the best dick of all time!”

  

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71. "this was funny: I’ma let u finish but I got the best dick of all time!"
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76. "If Kim K doesn't smile because it may cause wrinkles do you really think"
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she is putting in work in the sack?

Amber at this point probably the only thing she really got going for her is being an excellent lay so it has to be her.


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77. "all of them. "
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79. "Yo, this Ilana chick is a fucking 6. She doesn't belong in this discussi..."
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Have we really lost our ability to objectify properly?

Everyone here that works in an office has badder chicks around them right now. If you gotta start pulling up videos, and talking about "you need to see her on XYZ show to understand" then she just ain't built for this conversation. None of those other broads need to be qualified.

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80. "it's OKP though."
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there are dudes here who'd have brought her up.

have the dudes who claim they see chicks badder than Amber and Kim K at the local swap meet showed up yet? b/c they'll come too.

fuck you.

  

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103. "the other day at Walmart doe..."
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I saw a chick with a body that rivaled Amber's from behind, then she turned around and had a grill that looked like Biz Markie...


twas a sad day indeed...


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81. "this is where attainability comes into play..."
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85. "I call it the 'Gilbert Grape' rule "
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Like, Katie Holmes. She gets a lot of pub talking about how 'pretty' she is, but no. She's just sort of there. she's not 'ugly', but let's stop with the 'beauty' bullshit. She's a great catch if you're Gilbert Grape in your small town of cousin fuckers or whatever, but otherwise she's an average looking woman who just happens to be famous.

***before the usual feminist heroes come running, nobody is demanding goddess-levels of beauty from women or assigning value to all women based on looks, I'm speaking strictly in terms of objective perceptions of physical beauty in a vacuum. Kim K is visually attractive. Katie Holmes is just whatever. Who the fuck knows what sort of people they are, what kind of values they have, or what sort of conversation there is to be had with them, but that's not the topic.

  

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87. "I suspect Katie Holmes is one of those "better IRL" chicks"
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like Brooke Shields, Uma Thurman and Alek Wek.

  

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8-bit
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86. "None of these women are attainable tho. We are just having fun here"
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At least not to us non-baller dudes here on OKP. So why not have fun with it?

Compare her:
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7100000/Jessica-Alba-in-The-Eye-horror-movies-7102568-1500-997.jpg

To this:
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6482059/600full-ilana-glazer.jpg


Shit just make me irrationally mad, lol.

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89. "In hypothetical world #2 fucks better then #1"
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Like, if you've kept up with the current it thing in black pop culture 'Empire'.

Id love to walk into a party with this on my arm:
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Grace+Gealey+Selma+New+York+Premiere+Inside+M0m_H9l2_hJl.jpg

But when it comes to who would probably be a much more fun in bed?

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tarajiempiret1-400x242.jpg

  

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Cold Truth
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82. "There's a lot of average ass chicks who get crazy thirst round here "
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There have been many posts over the years where some mediocre ass chick gets Roger Rabbit, OWOOOOOGA!! level reactions.

When someone (such as myself) sees these posts, rolls their eyes, and says SERIOUSLY? The boo birds fly fast and furious.

If we're going to shit here like pigs and discuss women like sex-meat, then dammit.... we need some standards.

  

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88. "Thank you voice of reason"
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**********
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91. "I imagine her vagina smells like Pabst Blue Ribbon, and there is queefag..."
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BUT.

Some people like a dirty 6.

6's are crazy.

They even go ass to mouth.

(although you might end up with a chocolate milk mustache)

  

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93. "http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/279/e31.jpg"
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http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/279/e31.jpg

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97. "I just spit out my coffee you dick"
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Cold Truth
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95. "^^^^^^^^best pound for pound post in here "
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You packed an awful lot into that one.

  

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99. "GO TO YOUR CORNER AND COUNT TO 10 RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"
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I almost died laugh-choking on my water just now!!!!!!

here for dis.

  

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126. "That's exactly what this is"
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>Have we really lost our ability to objectify properly?

I understand that women can be into someone because of talent or power or whatever, but as a man, I feel like I can objectify a woman in a vacuum. All I really need to know if what does her ass look like in a thong? How dem titties looking? I don't care if she's funny, can sing, has loot, etc.

Oh and I'd go with Amber over Kim K all day, but I couldn't pick K Michelle out of a lineup.

  

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83. "Amber only because she's not married."
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I work with women slightly below, at, or above Illana's level that I could pull if I wasn't so afraid of getting fired. Amber seems like a really fun and cool person to hang out with. Kim K is married so that takes the fun out of that. K. Michelle talks about her life too much on social media and I'll be damned if she tweets a tracklist of our sexual escapades. Amber is the most thoro out of all of them.

  

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84. "nigga came in sending niggas dicks to detention smhlol"
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Aight Principle Deadzombie...

how about you tell the childish how childish they are while continuously click and reply to said post

C- troll grade for the day fam

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113. "nah. I had it at 'surprise flowers'. "
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that's at least a B.

  

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92. "Had to google two of them"
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94. "Ilana Glazer isn't hot, Ilana Wexler is"
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what separates her from the rest of these options is she's a comedic actress, Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian and K Michelle are in the business of being themselves

you'd have to watch Broad City (or have a few wild flings) to get why guys (self included) would get with her character. unfortunately everything I've seen IRL is over the top goofy and Abbi could be the better lay

but that said, Kim Kardashian is the most attractive to me and we've seen she's boring in bed. K Michelle is the type to fight a dude if she doesn't climax, and Amber is hypersexualized to where the lack of intrigue is almost a turn off

I guess Im picking Amber Rose because she's most attainable one that wouldn't put me in harm's way. but for all I know she could be a prude too

  

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98. "Extraordinarily focused. "
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>what separates her from the rest of these options is she's a
>comedic actress, Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian and K Michelle are
>in the business of being themselves
>
>you'd have to watch Broad City (or have a few wild flings) to
>get why guys (self included) would get with her character.
>unfortunately everything I've seen IRL is over the top goofy
>and Abbi could be the better lay
>
>but that said, Kim Kardashian is the most attractive to me and
>we've seen she's boring in bed. K Michelle is the type to
>fight a dude if she doesn't climax, and Amber is
>hypersexualized to where the lack of intrigue is almost a turn
>off
>
>I guess Im picking Amber Rose because she's most attainable
>one that wouldn't put me in harm's way. but for all I know she
>could be a prude too

  

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111. "Nailed it."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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100. "I dont understand why Deadzombie always gotta counter every post"
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102. "keeps my teeth white. "
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110. "dude sittin off like..."
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http://dan-oroks.tripod.com/13b80d40.gif

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104. "kmichelle over amber, by a hair. |R the broad city dvds uncensored?"
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*or head of hair, as it were



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105. "kmichelle"
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***
when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

  

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107. ""Yellow...." - © ColdPlay"
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nm

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108. "Amber is pretty amazing. I couldn't pass that up. "
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She's not my ideal but she's easily the most amazing looking woman on this list. I have a thing for K. Michelle, but I feel even she would tell me to go after Amber 1st.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

  

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114. "BTW, if you have any question what Ilana will look like in 5 years"
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It was settled last night when Susie Essman made a guest appearance as Ilana's mother.



http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5331/91/16x9/960.jpg


This is what y'all are putting on par with Kim and Amber.



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115. "I don't think anyone is saying she's physically on par with them..."
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But I've encountered women that may not be the most physically attractive but their personality & demeanor make them sexy as hell. If you saw Kardashian's video with Ray J, you'd see that she had zero sex appeal in the sack (I'd absolutely still tap).

For me, sexy isn't always a physical attribute.

  

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116. "the question isn't who would you vibe with or date...."
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118. "cmon man..."
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i aint vote for ol girl obviously but if you aint fucked a chick for reasons other than her physical appearance being hot something is wrong with you

i've seen some chicks where i'm thinking "yo, she is borderline ugly as hell...but it's something about her that gives me the sudden urge to have my dick sucked"

if you aint never had a chick with personality or an unattractive feature intrigue u and/or your dick...grow up lol

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119. "True. But have you watched "Broad City?""
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Ilana's character is filthy. That's gonna appeal to some folks more than a dead fish.

I picked Amber but I do't consider it too far of a stretch that someone wants to get it in with Ilana.

  

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117. "I'm picking Kim K"
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Iont care if she just lays there. It's all about making that pretty face make ugly faces...

  

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120. "yall are too funny. I get that Ilana Glazer"
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may not be your type, but niggas in here acting like she's not even a woman. Like "how DARE yall throw 'it' in this poll?"

Lol all these other chicks are like GMO processed food.

This poll is like "what would you rather eat: A whopper, a big mac, a fatburger, or some fruits and vegetables".

Now I get in that moment you aren't necessarily looking to adhere to any diet, but some people make choose fruits and veggies. It's still food.

Having said all that, Amber Rose and it's not even close.

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121. "chill you and the first brother to like ugly white women"
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"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"

  

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122. "The better metaphor to explain the bewilderment is If you got just one"
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chance to eat any meal that you want, why would you pick a Big Mac which you can get any time you want with little to no effort?

There is an Ilana sitting at a bar right now on the white/black edge of every city playing hip-hop on the jukebox and not so casually dropping that her last boyfriend was black and marveling at how cool your hair is.


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124. "It's like asking "who's best: Jordan, Magic, Kobe or Robert Horry?""
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Yeah, Horry has the most titles, but c'mon.

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125. "other"
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throw some better options

we keep it moving,

  

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