so im talking to this person via email

they have an OBVIOUSLY masculine name so i title emails to em Mr. So & So

later i speak to them.

obviously a woman. or someone who sounds exactly like a woman. they mention being married to a wife.

i follow up w/ another email & title it Mrs So and So

they hit me back "its Mr. so and so"

awww man. im thinking pre op? post op? either way. i blew it.

#AYDMF


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg

fck ups don't involve other people
like... I recently locked myself out
when i went to dump the trash
had my phone though


but in your case
I would've politely blamed that
on auto-correct

...now aint that somethin'

should have kept my mouth shut unless I won. oh well.

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

<-- In Pigpen we trust

I was trying to make a payment, but ended up paying the entire balance. I immediately called to try to stop the payment and was told that they can't cancel mobile payments(WTF?!). So I had to cancel from my bank, which cost me money.

)))--####---###--(((

bunda
<-.-> ^_^ \^0^/
get busy living, or get busy dying.

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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."

how I did it.

Maybe the grease was way hotten than i've ever seen grease get...

but the chicken was in the oil (new oil at that) for all of three minutes and when i went to check on it, every piece was singed beyond recognition. It was raw as sh*t on the inside.

I simply removed it from the heated oil, placed them on a cookie sheet and continued cooking them----for the dog.

That was supposed to have been my superbowl meal.

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instagram: Fishgrease
twitter: wooly_caesar
Podcast www.soundcloud.com/circlegang

*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

*STU*

*rimshot*

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instagram: Fishgrease
twitter: wooly_caesar
Podcast www.soundcloud.com/circlegang

now go runtelldat, ho.

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blog: www.wonderfullyhorrible.blogspot.com
instagram: Fishgrease
twitter: wooly_caesar
Podcast www.soundcloud.com/circlegang

now go runtelldat, ho.

Dodged all sorts of bullets and am never having sex again.

Like, ever.

Fuck that.

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

without realizing he sat two cubes over. he works on a diff team and was never introduced to my team even though we all sit near and work different angles for the same dept.

went to apologize the next day and he shaded me. I get it. lol

your name still funny tho.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

There was a dude with that name that lived on our floor in college, and we got way too much mileage out of joking about it. I wonder if her ever heard us.

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http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

I won't type his actual name. reading it made me think of an rkelly type joke.

he wasn't pleased.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme