I went on rude one time (cast the first stone) and this girl was doin a shower vid.
So she went round back and her foot slipped. Mind you, both hands are engaged. There would have been no recovering. The eyes. They flashed "oh no, this is it. In the shower on rude.com all soaped up." But she didn't fall. In a flash, she was upright.
1. "I have a pretty dark humor and I'm awkward" In response to Reply # 0
the way I test if I can fuck with someone is by recounting this story.
A while back, it's gotta be almost a decade now. There was a hospital in like Houston or Dallas and this couple delivered their daughter there. Unfortunately something was wrong with the baby and she had to be transferred to the neo-natal unit. After a number of days however, the couple got anxious and decided to take the child out of the hospital themselves. So Dad's got the kid, probably real close to the exit and security orders him to halt. He refuses and the guard ends up tazing him and the baby and the kid hits the floor.
The part that always catches me by this point, when I'n dying laughing and everything, is the quote I remember from the dad where he's like "she just shakes all the time now"
And in my mind's eye all I can see is like a Harlem shaking ass baby with like static electricity running around her
*shrug*
kills me every time I think about it
horrifying stuff though
"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin
3. "The guy just dropped and had a seizure" In response to Reply # 0
It's not the seizure that made me laugh (honest), it was a barber in the shop. The kid in the chair with the half shaved head with the "what am I supposed to do now" look on his face as he's watching this guy seize out on the floor next to him. I'm ashamed that has brought a smile to my face for YEARS!
12. "my son is autistic. special needs are my people." In response to Reply # 0
More then Blackness or porn addicts or weedheads.
So I say the following with love and should anyone else have said it I'd land on their ass like a ton of bricks because unless you live this special needs shit you haven't earned the right to laugh at it.
But. Most special needs classes have like a public outing component where the whole class goes somewhere and generally practices being out in public.
Maybe a target...or a mickey D's.
Just somewhere they can go do "normal" shit and practice.
So one day I was out in a target when a class of special needs teens and young adults came in. I was at the pharmacy which was right by the hair shampoo aisle.
One kid...had a helmet on. And he was doing his gang sign and verbalize thing you know...being special needs.
Well the lil helper he had with him may have been new but she just was not in control.
This kid poured shampoo all over his head, her head he opened the Dr bronners just had a fucking field day with hair product.
By the end both he and her looked like those people on you can't do that on television that got slimed.
I was literally gasping for air trying to breath thru tears with laughter
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