"Randumb: Be-headings its no way in hell I'd let it go that far." Thu Jan-29-15 04:19 PM by DavidHasselhoff
I'd drive the terrorists so crazy that they would shoot me before it got that point. I'm talking attempted escapes, biting dicks, rapping, acting like Harry and Lloyd on dumb and dumber. Fuck that beheading shit. Yall killing me the old fashion way.
Or is this the equivalent of "if I was living in slavery days, I wouldn't have done shit!"
3. "they don't tell you when they're gonna do it" In response to Reply # 0
they do a lot of test runs, set you up in front of the camera, go through the whole speech, send you back to your cell if you do it right. they don't tell you when it's really showtime, so you think it's another test run, and it's not.
"i smack clowns with nouns, punch herbs with verbs..."
7. "so when they go to cut off your head and u struggle, instead they" In response to Reply # 0
castrate u and burn the wound so u don't bleed out....leave u alive...then two days later they take a finger offf..then dip your hand in salt...and let you live for another 4 weeks
ehhhh point is. they may torture and let u live a lil while longer in pain. those folks probably made peace with dying and wanted the quickest way possible
"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Thu Jan-29-15 10:09 PM
10. "I mean if that's the offer we're already done right?" In response to Reply # 8
They'll do it with you alive or dead. It's kind like Paul Mooney says "we already in trouble" it's already worse. I get the point you're making though and I obviously don't fault those that are really in those positions.
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17. "it's a damn near impossible situation" In response to Reply # 10
also don't forget, they've probably had you in a series of deep dark holes for >6 months so your mind isn't necessarily working the way it does right now
GriftyMcgrift Member since May 22nd 2002 20414 posts
Thu Jan-29-15 10:35 PM
13. "ya its easy to say what you will do now" In response to Reply # 12 Thu Jan-29-15 10:36 PM by GriftyMcgrift
but the reality of it when youve had XXXX amount of time being tortured and sensory deprived, changes
like this guy at work was trying to say hed never eat some nasty things if he was starving or stuck on a life raft in the ocean (like fish eyes, cannibalism etc..) im like dude you cant even begin to fathom how you would react in that situation while you sit here warm, comfy and well fed.
The Wordsmith Member since Aug 13th 2002 17070 posts
Thu Jan-29-15 10:51 PM
15. "Man, you see how folks act when they've skipped one or two meals." In response to Reply # 13
Niggas be ready to bite a chunk out their own arm just from being extra hungry. Ain't no way fools are gonna be picky when them ribs are touching. I had a friend who was on that same bull.
14. ""terrorist do not take black hostages" (c) D.Chappelle" In response to Reply # 0
I always wondered about this. I'm pretty sure they do take black hostages but how do they capture a regular black person who may of grew up in the hood from USA?
Terrorist: "You american pig, the united states starts wars all over the world and we hate your culture" Black hostage: "Fuck you nigga, my family was enslaved by those crackers. My mom raised 10 of us on welfare and the cops harass me once a week" Terrorist: "well.................."
It would seem like the average black american has some type of pivot to any horseshit those terrorist would say to them. I would straight up tell them the US cares less about me then they do you right now. They might drone strike the whole area with me sitting here.
21. "I don't understand how folks allow themselves to get caught" In response to Reply # 0
You already know what time it is if you get caught, so why even allow that? These situations are really about bussing-off 10 if you have 11, if you know what I mean.
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