"Randumb: Be-headings its no way in hell I'd let it go that far." Thu Jan-29-15 04:19 PM by DavidHasselhoff
I'd drive the terrorists so crazy that they would shoot me before it got that point. I'm talking attempted escapes, biting dicks, rapping, acting like Harry and Lloyd on dumb and dumber. Fuck that beheading shit. Yall killing me the old fashion way.
Or is this the equivalent of "if I was living in slavery days, I wouldn't have done shit!"
3. "they don't tell you when they're gonna do it" In response to Reply # 0
they do a lot of test runs, set you up in front of the camera, go through the whole speech, send you back to your cell if you do it right. they don't tell you when it's really showtime, so you think it's another test run, and it's not.
"i smack clowns with nouns, punch herbs with verbs..."
10. "I mean if that's the offer we're already done right?" In response to Reply # 8
They'll do it with you alive or dead. It's kind like Paul Mooney says "we already in trouble" it's already worse. I get the point you're making though and I obviously don't fault those that are really in those positions.
Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days
13. "ya its easy to say what you will do now" In response to Reply # 12 Thu Jan-29-15 10:36 PM by GriftyMcgrift
but the reality of it when youve had XXXX amount of time being tortured and sensory deprived, changes
like this guy at work was trying to say hed never eat some nasty things if he was starving or stuck on a life raft in the ocean (like fish eyes, cannibalism etc..) im like dude you cant even begin to fathom how you would react in that situation while you sit here warm, comfy and well fed.
14. ""terrorist do not take black hostages" (c) D.Chappelle" In response to Reply # 0
I always wondered about this. I'm pretty sure they do take black hostages but how do they capture a regular black person who may of grew up in the hood from USA?
Terrorist: "You american pig, the united states starts wars all over the world and we hate your culture" Black hostage: "Fuck you nigga, my family was enslaved by those crackers. My mom raised 10 of us on welfare and the cops harass me once a week" Terrorist: "well.................."
It would seem like the average black american has some type of pivot to any horseshit those terrorist would say to them. I would straight up tell them the US cares less about me then they do you right now. They might drone strike the whole area with me sitting here.